This is so awkward...
Long story short, Red invited Pit for ice cream and are sitting on the bench not speaking to each other while a cricket is chirping.
"Um...!" Red looked over to Pit. "Your ice cream is falling over," he pointed over to Red's two-scooped ice cream. His ice cream fell over. "My ice cream..." "Here."
Pit handed Red his ice cream. "I don't really feel like eating it."
...
Speak up Red! Speak!
"P-Pit is a weird name huh?!" Red froze after he said that. "Er..." Pit gave Red an odd look.
Abort! Abort! Fission Mailed!
"Ah! I didn't mean to offend you or anything- it's - just- er! That you don't see- hear that name everyday! You know?!" Red panicked.
*chirp, chirp*
"Uh, sure..." Pit still gave him an odd look.
Red mentally slapped himself. Great job! Now you gave him the impression that your a psychopath!"
"A lot of people say that, Pit is just a nickname..." Pit said with an unsure smile, looking down.
"Then, what's your real name?" Pit looked up to him with the same unsure smile, "it's Pitiful."
Pitiful?
"Why would your parents give such a name?"
"I never met my parents before, but, Chozo said I always got sick as a baby and others would pity a sick baby, I guess that's how I got my name," Pit said.
"True, people would pity a sick baby- wait- Chozo? I feel like I heard that somewhere before..." Red thought back. Mario was introducing the characters to him and said some things and Chozo.
"Samus was raised by Chozo and I was raised by the same one," Pit said.
"Oh, I see, Chozo raising both of you would mean that you're step siblings or some- wait- SIBLINGS?!" Red exclaimed.
Why I made Pit and Samus siblings.
The Chozo stuff was fanmade but I read on a website that Pit and Samus were made by the same producers, artists, and even came out at the exact, same, date.
I also read that people consider them to be sibling games. So I guessed, "eh, why not."
- PandaLover1358