A/N Heh heh heh two updates in one day! Gotta love Columbus day weekend, and the fact that I had minimal amounts of homework!
Chapter three.
"So what do you guys do for fun?" I said unaware of the impending kiss.
"Umm…"Dan said stopping abruptly "there's a lot of coffee places around campus and the games."
"Games?" I said wondering what kinds of sports were popular there.
"Well in the fall there's Football and soccer but-"
"Did you just say soccer?!" I said cutting him off, please tell me he didn't just say soccer, I mean one or two games per season to cheer on the little sis, but the whole season I defiantly can't handle that.
"Yeah what's wrong with soccer?" How can I tell him that I can barely even stand Nessa telling mom about an away game that mom missed, never mind like a game a day? Well, now that I think about it, I'd rather be honest.
"I only rarely watch sports they're just so stressful and stuff." I said with a shrug.
"No way, I'm the same way, the only people I ever watch are Ethan and Josh."
"Josh? Who's Josh?"
"Josh is, well Josh is Josh."
"Wtf is that supposed to mean?" He went to say more but the flight attendant cut him off with the fact that we were getting ready to land.
3 hours later
"Come on newbie. Hurry up or we're gonna miss the bus at the rate you're moving."
"Well I would be going faster if you'd help me carry some of this shit!" extending my luggage to him for effect. He takes it and looks at me. Man, I can't believe how hot he looks after five hours on a plane, FIVE! I probably look like shit compared to him.
And the fact that we had to wait FOREVER for our luggage to get there and all the other shit, including getting lost numerous times.
"What's this?" he said gesturing to my portfolio.
"It's my portfolio, why?" how stupid could a person get, I mean I says right on it "Belle's Portfolio". "Be careful with that!" I screeched.
"Damn I can't believe you didn't tell me you were a phenomenal artist, I mean whoa. This is better than everyone at U.A, I mean even better than me, but that's not saying much considering I can't draw to save my life."
"That can't be true I mean-"stopping abruptly and pointing to the boarding bus. "C'mon we're gonna miss the damn bus and I'm not gonna spend hours in a freaking air port so lets move!" I said I mean who wouldn't be extremely pissed to be left in an air port when I'm supposed to be having a good time across the country away from my family.
Ten minutes later we were crammed on the bus towards the school and my new home. The first thing I saw when I got there was the medieval building in the middle of campus; this thing looked like it could've been home to a coven of vampires!
"Holy hell what's that?"I said pointing to vampire coven. It was all made of bricks and it had two towers on the top one being your average fairy tale tower but the other was square with the gaps between bricks and I swear there's a gargoyle in the center, its eyes are the eeriest, one's red while the others yellow and it has an emerald green and sapphire blue collar type thing on it. To make it all the more realistic it had the coffin shaped door, which was of course made of wood.
"That my friend is the headmaster and other teacher's offices. It's called Cerberus Hall, but no one ever calls it that, they call it the dungeon because it's like the deepest pits of hell when you go in there, I should know." He joked playfully.
"Enough. I have to go in there and you're coming with me."
"Umm… what for, and why do I have to go?"
"Because I need my dorm and my schedule and you're coming because I said so, end of story!" backing away toward the building. He had no choice but to come in with me so in we went. It was even worse on the inside, it seemed as though there were no windows and that if someone was to get lost they would get eaten by a three headed dog within the first five minutes after they couldn't get back out.
"Excuse me ma'am, but I'm wondering where my dorm room is and what my schedule is." I said to the secretary with my best 'please don't eat me" face on.
"Name."
"Isabelle Anderson." I replied meekly.
"Here's your schedule and you are in Brender Hall top floor, room 48. Oh and make sure you have you house mother tell you the rules. Good day." With that Dan pulled me back outside and literally started dragging me toward the building at the other end of campus. "She seems, err… pleasant in a demon-ish sort of way."
"Well you got that right, I mean when I first transferred here I was totally freaked when I saw the outside then when I had to actually go in I almost asked if anyone had any garlic! Then when I went in it was like I was on my way to hell." His face totally betrayed the lie he was going for
"Bull shit."
"NO! It's completely and totally true." Trying to keep a strait face "Okay its not but how'd you know? I mean I was never an actor but I didn't think it was that bad."
"It's just that you're incapable of keeping a strait face, by the way are you any good at poker?"
"Ummm… yeah not gonna answer that."
"I have a question" He nodded for me to continue "where the hell are we going? In case you hadn't noticed we just passed Brender." I said pointing to the big building behind me, so much for a tour guide.
"Oh woops, well then at least we know you're observant." He said turning red in the face.
"Come on then, it looks like it's gonna rain!" I say as I turn towards the dorm, urg I hate when its cloudy and you don't know if it's gonna rain or not.
"A little rain won't kill you, maybe during a t-storm if you get struck by lighting, but that's not likely, unless you're unlucky then we better get inside!" one wonders where some people come from, I mean really.
When we entered the dorm it was you're average first floor, chairs, couches and what not. Then when we got of the elevator it was white tiled floors and the walls were white and there were only two doors one was the bathroom and the other was labeled to my horror, 48.
The door was slightly ajar so we went in, never in my wildest dreams I would have pictured to see what I saw. The whole room was covered in pink; it was like attack of the ballerinas! I mean I can't believe a person could own so much pink.
After Dan and I finished bringing all my stuff up, I kicked Dan out so I could unpack and he complied saying he had to go say hi to Josh.
When I finished unpacking and de-pinking my side of the room I looked around. On one side it was like a little girls room, the girl being obsessed with Hello Kitty, ballerinas and princesses combined. Then on my side it was all blue, black, red and white; it was like Hello Kitty meets skater. Just then a blonde, no doubt cheerleader barged in. She was of course drop dead gorgeous, with perfectly styled blond hair, just the right amount of make up and the works.
"WTF happened to my room!" she screamed not even noticing me. "And who the hell are you?" she said after 5 minutes of intense flipping out, finally noticing me.
"Uh, hi my names Isabelle and apparently I'm your new roommate." Inching to the door as I say this. Jeez cheerleader gone mad, not good. Not good at all.
"What did you do, first off that's my side and second I hate pink!!"
"Umm… yeah I hate pink to, that's not my stuff, when I came in the whole room was pink."
"Then wtf happened to my stuff?!" blondie screeched!
"Umm I have no idea but I have a teensy weensy question."
"Well?"
"What is your name?"
"Jordin. What's this?" picking up a note of her dresser. "Does he have a fucken death wish or something, I mean really. Well gotta go beat the shit outta someone." She says that as she walks out the door. I went and sat on my bed and started to re-read Twilight by Stephanie Meyer, I wish Dan was my Edward, but I couldn't do that to Ness, or can I? NO! FREEZE! HOLD IT! WHY THE HELL AM I THINKING THIS?
I just sat there for maybe five minutes when I saw that Jordin had a webcam. Then it hit me, I knew how I was gonna make it to homecoming! So I called Jay and told him to go and buy a webcam and then I told him my plan.
"What do you mean when you say 'We're going to homecoming'?" Dan says, wondering why I dragged him over here to this secluded table in the dining hall.
"Because you know how Ethan and Ness are going to homecoming together?" he nods, still confused. "Well I promised Ness that I would make it to see her off and all that, but then the flight changed and here I am. So I'm using the webcam to be able to see it and give Ness all the big sisterly advice that I would give her if I was actually there. You fit in because I know for a fact that your brother wants you to be part of this experience too."
"I just have one little question, how the hell did you come up with this, I mean you've only been here for like five hours if that?" How could I not come up with something this good, I mean its all I've been thinking about since I finished unpacking and the show down with blondie, hey that's a good nickname for her, well when she can't here me say it.
"Easily duh. OMFG!! Who is that?!" I said pointing to Jordin aka Blondie.
"That my friend is Jordin Taylor, why?"
"She's my roommate. So today after you left, I set up all my stuff and she comes in all bitchy and was like 'WTF happened to my stuff, this is my side of the room!' Then she goes all 'who the hell are you' and apparently someone took all her stuff and replaced it with pink and she hates pink. So after about ten minutes she finally finds this note on her dresser and leaves to go beat the living shit outta someone. Do you think they'll let me switch for a single?"
"Ummmmm… don't think so, sorry. But I have to break something to you so all I ask is don't shoot the messenger. Jordin is the captain of the soccer team." He practically whispered.
"Dude can you kill me right now?" I say with almost no emotion.
"Sorry killing friends are strictly against my policy, try telling Jordin about your love of soccer and then I think your death is a pretty good outcome. C'mon don't gimmie that look, but a wise word of advice: don't tell Jordin what you think of soccer. And by the way she loves pink she was just messing with you!"
"She is so lucky I don't have a gun right now."
"Calm down. First off we need to continue the 'Master Plan' then you can kill her, but don't get sent to jail it wouldn't look to good on the schools rep."
"You are so lucky I don't have a gun right now! because I mean you're really pissing me off, but does that mean you'll do the 'Master Plan' with me?"
"Yes and you sure are the smart one. Oh shit blondie at 12:00."
"Ugh."
"Hey, its Isabelle right?"
"Umm… yeah, hey." Well this is going to be extremely awkward.
"So earlier about me hating pink and all that, well I was just kidding. And since I'm gonna be stuck with you for the rest of the year you're gonna have to live by my rules, got it. So I typed them up and they're on your bed." And with that she was gone.
"Are you sure I can't get a single, or maybe a nice water proof cardboard box on campus?"
"Yes to the first and yes to the second only because they don't make water proof cardboard boxes."
"Funny. Well I gotta go, I need to call Jay and make the final adjustments on the 'Master Plan'."
Back in the room, I looked on my bed expecting to see a book of rules I only saw a page, of course it was size twelve and in like fifteen different shades of pink.
Make sure the room is clean at all times.
You can't have any guys in here unless they're family, unless I approve and stay away from Dan he's off limits to you.
You have to leave the room when I have friends or guys over.
ABSOULTLY NO BLACK.
Don't touch or use any of my stuff including the webcam.
And if you break any of these rules you're dead. Get it? Got it? Good.
Jordin
PS. NONE of the rules apply to moi.
The nerve of the bitch, I mean none of the rules apply to her, OMG she is so damn lucky that I don't have a gun right now, well maybe I could go pirate and kidnap her… anyway how the hell am I gonna pull the 'Master Plan' without the webcam, I mean I could call mom and tell her to send me X amount of money or something but I doubt she will because I told Jay not to tell mom ugh I hate some of my ideas. Why did Dan have to agree with this-. That's it, I know where I'm gonna get money for said webcam. She starts laughing evilly Hmmm… where is the cellular? Found it now lets hope he agrees.
"Hey Dan so I've come to a little problem with the 'Master Plan'. And I kind of need your help."
"Yeah, what's that?"
"Rule number five: Don't touch or use any of my stuff including the webcam."
"That is a problem, and why do you need my help?"
"Because I can't use Blondie's webcam, Jay or my mom won't buy me one and I don't have enough money to buy one myself. You come in because if you have a webcam it would be greatly appreciated or the loan of the cost of a webcam." I say with my most convincing voice, lets hope he goes for it.
"How much money do you have?"
"Like fifty bucks, why?"
"Tomorrow we're going shopping."
"G'night then."
"Nighty night, don't let the bed bugs bite!" he pretty much basically screams into the phone.
After I hung up with Dan I changed into my red and black pj's and went to bed.
A/N again, reviews love and the more love I get the faster it motivates me to update!
