Rockefeller Center
9:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
"The Death Squid? What is this star wars?" Blowhole said. "That gives me a brilliant idea," Dave said. Two speakers appeared and they started to blare "The Imperial March" from the films. "Um…it's actually quiet fitting," blowhole said, "Nice and evil sounding." A Dalek randomly appeared, "NO this is evil sounding!" "Commence music!" A Dalek Ship appeared and, "A Dark and Endless Dalek Night" boomed out of the ship. "That mixed with The IMPERIAL MARCH?" Kowalski shouted, "So horrible!" "Stop playing that terrifying song!" Dave shouted. "Exterminate!"
Then the TARDIS appeared and the Doctor stepped out with a guiter. "The Doctor has a guiter?" The Dalek said, "Emergency Temporal Shift!" The Dalek transmatted away and the Dalek Ship fled. The Doctor stepped back into the TARDIS and the Tardis launghed itself into the air in pursuit of the Daleks.
Dave had restarted, "The Imperial March." "Nicolas! Cage them," Dave said. "Would you stop using that line!?" I shouted. "Battle crusiers!" Blowhole shouted, "Destroy that…thing." "Thing?" Dave shouted as the Death Squid turned to face in Blowhole's direction, "This is my Death Squid and I will rain death on Every Dolphin, Penguin, and Lobster!" And then Dave started to make some weird sounds, "That is that suppose to be?" Blowhole asked, "you choking?" "No!" Dave shouted, "That's my Darth Vader impression…I Am you father!" "Um…no…no your not," Blowhole replied. "Okay Fine I just destroy you all then!"
"Skipper the song is getting more intense," Kowalski said. "Then that's are cue to fight intensely!" "Rico Anti-Imperial March measure!" Rico hacked up his rocket launcher and fired at both speakers cutting off the song mid-crescendo. "OH you just had to ruin all the fun!" Dave said, "Now die!" The Eleven "arms" of the "squid" split up and bent out to the sides revealing the "beak" of the "squid". The "Beak" opened and a gun deployed and started to fire. Meanwhile the "tentacles" started to rip bits off the buildings that make up Rockefellar center. They then started throwing the bits to the ground until they formed a circle that trapped us in the ships' firing range.
Dave was firing off the beakgun and missiles wildly as he continued to laugh. Kowalski took out his ion cannon and fired at the beakgun destroying it. Dave was now furiously firing off missiles. And then the missiles stopped, "Ahh! I ran out of missiles!" Dave said, "but I have better weapons." The tentacles dropped down revealing lasers at the tip of each tentacle. The tentacles fired and moved in unsion as the ground started to explode all around us. "Lobster move! Move! Move!" blowhole shouted, "battle crusiers why aren't you attacking!" The Battles crusiers paused for a moment then started to fire on the Death Squid. The Crusiers tried missiles, and machine guns, and lasers. The biggest of the crusiers even tried to use the time ray on it.
"How did you get that back?" I asked. "None of your buiness Pen-gu-wins," Blowhole said, "and once Dave is finished you going to enter a world of hurt." And then a massive EMP blasted from Head of the Death Squid destroying all the Battle crusiers. "You are most definitely not paying me enough for this," Parker said. "You could work for me," Dave said. "I hate octopi," parker replied. "Oh," Dave said, "NOW I FINISH YOU!" "How did your ship survive that onslaught," Kowalski said. "I learned a thing you two from you penguins," Dave said, "I also reversed engineered the force field that you have on the Super-plane…I also am this close to get around the EODS." "Don't ever say that in front of me again," Blowhole said as he glared at Kowalski.
"Serves you right for trying to use it against us," Kowalski said. "The EODS?" I asked. "Um…long story," Kowalski replied, "I'll tell you when we get back to the zoo." "Is there in a zoo to go back too?" I asked. "I rebuilt it just to spite you," Blowhole replied. "UM…thanks?" I said. "And I'm going to destroy you all just to spite you," Dave said. "You keep saying you'll destroy us all yet we haven't been destroyed yet," I said. And then the Death Squid blew up revealing a massive crusier shaped like a… "Dolphin?" I asked. "I needed a new flagship," blowhole replied, "the aerial base is getting a bit…slow." "Um why is it holding a gaint ball?" I asked. "Don't you recognize it?" "Is that your submarine?" Kowalski asked. "UM…yes," Blowhole replied.
"isn't that a bit risky to be carrying you submarine around?" Dave asked. "No this is my other submarine." "You have two submarines?" I said. "In case on of them…sinks," Blowhole said. "Oh rub it in our faces why don't you," Kowalski said, "Just because you always get the good stuff doesn't mean you always have to get the good stuff!" "Bad guys get the good stuff," Dave said, "that how the world works." "also I stole your defense budget," Blowhole replied. "OH that explain why you have so much money," I said. "Just kidding," Blowhole said, "did you actually think I would steal such a small defense budget?" "Oh burn," Kowalski said. "Who side are you on?" I said. "Science Rules!" Kowalski said. "Your right about that," Blowhole said. "Agreed," Dave said. "that doen't answer my question." And then the Dolphin Ship and the blowhole's second submarine exploded and the Valiant appeared.
"On the behalf of the Unified Intelligence Taskforce" a voice boomed, "I ask you to drop your weapons and surrender!" "human scum," Blowhole muttered. And then a massive blockout the sun sized Helicarrier appeared. "Oh come on now!" the voice on the Valiant said. And then the Valiant exploded, "My Helicarrier!" The parts of the valiant flew to the street and hit some random guy's car, "My Car!" "Again with the car?" Kowalski asked, "and just how many car's does that guy have!?" "How are we sure it's the same guy?" "Same voice," Kowalski replied. And massive turbine hit a bus, "My bus!" And another bit destroyed the Christmas tree that was just put up, "My tree!" "My leg," someone else said. "Um isn't that a spongebob thing?" Private said. "Stop breaking the fourth wall!" Kowalski shouted. "The bootstrap paradox is a thing…" The Doctor said, "Google it." "Get out of here!" Kowalski said, "just because you're a Timelord doesn't give YOU the right to break the fourth wall!" "What fourth wall?" The Doctor asked as he disappered. "What do you mean What fourth Wall!" Kowalski shouted.
"Stop with this fourth wall stuff," Dave said, "my head is starting to hurt." And then the massive Helicarrier exploded, "Oh come on it took me months to build that!" Blowhole shouted. "are you finished?" Dave asked as Dave's helicopter appered and grabbed Dave by the head with it's claw. "Ahhhhhhh!" Dave shouted, "elisa! Would you put me down please!" The helicopter disappeared. Now that that's over with now I can show off my real secret base!" Parker knocked us all out and everything went dark.
(End of Chapter Four)
