Horo stared at the blank wall in front of him.
He couldn't for the life of him figure out what he had just heard.
Running over it in his mind, he nodded to himself. It was confusing… he'd have to talk to Ren.
But, first thing's first. How to get out of the cubicle without anyone, (as in; the Asakura twins), noticing that he'd been eavesdropping.
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"Ren, I gotta talk to you!" Horo whispered, poking Ren's arm.
"If you like your hair the way it is, Usui, I suggest you don't poke me when I happen to be working over a frigging Bunsen burner!" Ren snapped, eyes not leaving the practical in front of him.
"Did you not get contacts yet, then?" Horo asked a few minutes later, when he noticed Ren squinting through his goggles.
Ren nodded curtly in affirmative. Horo sighed and rolled his eyes.
'At least the Groom's speech will be short.'
Horo's eyes widened.
'Okay, I did not just think that.'
…
'Who said he'd be the husband, anyway?'
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Ren looked over at the sound of 'thunk'ing wood to notice his 'boyfriend' smacking his head repeatedly on the table.
Not caring enough to actually question Horo's behaviour, Ren turned back to his work.
Now that he thought about it, Horo had been acting like a complete retard all day. More so than usual, to be honest.
Another glance at Horo showed the Ainu slumped over the desk and staring into space.
Feeling suddenly daring, Ren smirked to himself and checked to see if anyone was looking.
A few fangirls and the stoned kid three rows in front, and not a teacher in sight.
Perfect.
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"Not. Cool." Horo grumbled as he suddenly found himself on the floor with Ren sniggering down at him.
He wasn't totally sure, but he guessed Ren had pinched his ass or something. Whatever the Tao had done, Horo had flinched and knocked his own stool out of the way, sending him right onto the floor.
Horo grinned wickedly back up at Ren, before applying a well-aimed whack to the back of Ren's knees, making them buckle, and all he got for his trouble was a smack on the shoulder.
Recovering quickly, Horo leaned closer to Ren and wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"How about giving those fangirls something to squee about?"
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"Ne," Pirika whispered to Manta, "They're getting a bit... into this, aren't they?"
Manta nodded. Both were staring at Horo and Ren, who seemed to be... making out on the floor behind them...
Manta shuddered and turned back to face the front, ignoring the fact that Pirika was still staring at the two.
"It's a bit creepy, na?" Yoh commented, laughing sheepishly.
"So, how long do you think it will take Horo?" Hao asked, joining the conversation.
Yoh shrugged, and so did Pirika.
"I didn't think bocchama would accept his role so quickly... Maybe you were right, Yoh-dono..."
Yoh grinned.
"I'm always right" he announced gleefully, not noticing the contradicting looks from his friends.
"Anyway," Manta sighed, "Time for the next phase, don't you think?"
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"What are you two doing?"
Yoh and Manta looked over at Hao, who had his eyebrow raised at them.
"Err..." Yoh answered, intelligently, hiding something behind his back.
"Do I have to stripsearch you again, otouto?"
Manta visibly shuddered at that, and produced a few polaroids from behind his own back and handed them to Hao.
'Too much information.' Hao grinned mentally, 'Works every time.' he stopped short, however, when he got a good look at the pictures.
"...How do you have polaroids of Horo and Ren making out?" he asked, calmly.
"Well, they make a good profit, the girls love them and-"
"I didn't ask why, I'm all for selling them." Hao chuckled, "Seriously though, how did you get these shots? This one for instance," he held one up for them to see, "Is them making out in the PE store cupboard. You can only fit one person in there on a good day."
All he got as a reply were two manic grins.
"...Forget I said anything..." Hao groaned, shaking his head.
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When school ended for the day, Horo kissed Ren goodbye, as was customary, and hung around school to nag the Geography teachers into planting more trees.
He wasn't planning on being pinned to the wall by his throat, especially not by a very irate Asakura.
Oh well. Whatever it was, Horo was sure he could blame it on Pirika or Manta or somebody.
"I know about this ridiculous plan of yours, Ainu." Hao growled threateningly, "And I assure you, if you and your little boytoy try and get between me and my otouto," his grip increased significantly, "I'll kill you. Both of you."
Horo choked out something incomprehensible. Hao glared harder, before dropping Horo to the ground and stalking off before he could do so much as catch his breath. Only one thought echoed through his mind.
'Well, shit.'
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Yeaaah. I'm the worst at updating.
Thing was; my friends decided to put me on a yaoi ban until July (this was at the start of June) and though I gave up after a week and a half 8D i had major writer's block and all that jazz.
review?