AdventureAddict: YAAAY! I'm sooo happy! I got two reviews on my first chapter! I love the both of ya. (you know who you are) So now to make you as happy as you have made me, I am writing this as fast as I can! (I just hope that my dad doesn't wake up soon and demand his computer to play World of Warcraft… :D

Frodo: But what about your Lord of the Rings fanfic? (sob) you said you would work on it…

AdventureAddict: I lied. ED'S A MIDGET!

(cricket chirping)

AdventureAddict: Where is he?

Frodo: I think he found the free buffet for all the actors.

AdventureAddict: Oh, great. I was hoping he wouldn't find that for a few more weeks…oke-tay Chapter two for you lovely, lovely, reviewers:D

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Chapter Two – P.E. stands for Picking on Edward

"No, I'm not joking. He seriously looks just like Ed!"

"Robbie, are you sure you didn't fall asleep in class again?" Kari looked at her friend skeptically. Sure, Robyn was a great person and all, but not much of a daydreamer. Normally Kari was the one talking about how she wished Ed went to their school, but Robyn seemed to actually believe it. Maybe she needed to go see the guidance counselor after gym.

Robyn pulled off her pants and threw them in the gym locker, exchanging them for her gym shorts. "Ha ha ha. No, I didn't fall asleep in class. You can come with me to Chemistry early tomorrow to see for yourself."

"Ok, Robyn," Kari sighed. Robyn could get really stubborn sometimes, and when she did, it was better to just give in than try to fight her. She pulled on her gym shirt and spun the dial on her locker, locking it. "You ready?" she turned to Robyn.

"Yeah let's go," the two turned and walked out of the locker room side by side. Suddenly, Robyn gave a small gasp and turned towards Kari, an evil smirk on her face. "I know how we can tell if he's really Ed," she grinned.

Kari sighed and turned to face Robyn. "You're getting really obsessed you know."

Robyn looked at her and said "At least I'm not the one who said," she made her voice a few octaves higher and dreamy, "I wonder what Ed would look like in a wet t-shirt contest?" Robyn switched back to her normal voice and pretended to be annoyed with Kari. "Wet, Kari, he'd look wet."

Kari turned a deep shade of crimson and pulled open the gym door. "Okay, fine I give. How do we tell that Ed is Ed?"

"We call him short!" Robyn said, finally unable to hide the fan girl squeal in her voice. Kari knew Robyn tried hard to deny it, but sometimes she just had a little bit of girly-girl in her.

Kari laughed, thinking of Ed whenever someone called him short. "I dare you to do it the next time you see him," she said with a smile.

Robyn paled and shouted, "Are you crazy! I was kidding! If he really is Ed that'd be suicide!"

"Oh come on," Kari laughed. "I bet you're shorter than he is!" Robyn growled. "Besides, he hasn't killed anybody!"

"There's a first time for everything," Robyn said darkly, her voice echoing through the empty gym. Kari shook her head, and then looked up when she heard the door slam shut. Suddenly her jaw dropped, and her face paled. Robyn looked around Kari's side, and then smirked in triumph.

"Somehow, 'I told you so' doesn't quite cut it," Robyn whispered into Kari's ear. Robyn doubted that Kari heard a word of it though, seeing as in front of them, in sweatpants, a hoodie and white gloves stood Ed.

"Do you think he has the automail?" Kari breathed. "I mean, it does look like he's trying to hide something…"

Robyn rolled her eyes and whispered, "watch this, fan girl" then stood up a little straighter and said loudly, "Wow, he's a little short, isn't he?"

Robyn could tell right away that it had worked. Something in Ed snapped, and he charged towards her at full steam, screeching, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SPECK OF DUST SO SMALL A MUSTARD SEED WOULD LAUGH AT IT!"

"Whoops," Robyn laughed, "Gotta jet," and with that, she started running in circles around the gym, Ed right on her tail. Kari was no help at all because she was just watching Ed as he ran in circles around the gym, sparkles in her eyes. Actually, more like her eyes were the sparkles, Robyn thought with a sigh. "KARI!" Robyn yelled, "A LITTLE HELP HERE!" Kari suddenly snapped out of her trance state and stuck her foot out in front of Ed, tripping him. Robyn could practically see a tear forming in the corner of her eye.

The blonde got up and looked at his insulter, then started screeching again, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHORT! YOU'RE SHORTER THAN ME!"

Robyn crossed her arms across her chest; glaring at him through her two slits of eyes, fire where her pupils should have been. "So I'm short," she growled, "I just haven't hit my growth spurt yet." The truth was, her height (or lack of) was part of the reason Robyn had fallen in love with Fullmetal Alchemist in the first place. She could easily relate with Ed on the whole 'short' issue.

Ed looked back at her in the eyes for a second, and then took a step back. Robyn looked around in alarm. "What?" she asked, "Do I have something in my teeth?"

"No, you just have purple eyes. That's weird," he replied.

"Oh, and golden eyes aren't weird," Robyn scoffed. Kari stood over to the side picking at her nails. After being friends with Robyn for three years, she had come to expect this sort of thing. Robyn and Ed were glaring at each other, hands on their hips. Suddenly a stream of kids walked in, along with their teacher who shouted, "Alright everybody, into your assigned seats!"

Robyn gave Ed one last "hmph!" and walked over to her spot and sat down Indian style. Ed walked up to the teacher who said, "Ah, yes, Edward. You're right there behind Robyn Davenport. Ed walked over and sat down behind Robyn with a whisper of "Davenport?" to which Robyn just snorted.

Their teacher led them through the usual exercises, then announced that they were going up to the weight room, and needed to partner up. Robyn walked over to Kari, who looked at her in surprise. "Aren't you going with Ed?" she whispered. She had expected a fight over who would get him, and had already decided to let Robyn get Ed. at least, for today. She had met him first, after all.

"No," muttered Robyn, stubborn as always.

"Aw come on, Robbie. Look at him, it's so sad." Robyn couldn't resist she turned around and looked at Ed. He was standing in alone, looking for a partner. "Come on," Kari whispered, "I'll partner up with Joe." Joe had been Kari's crush ever since Robyn had first her. Her obsession had seemed almost unhealthy, and Robyn had been worried about what gym would be like. That is, until Ed came along. Finally Robyn gave in to the fan girl deep inside her (really, really, really deep) and muttered, "Okay," then walked over to Ed. They both looked at each other in the eyes for a minute, the started walking towards the weight room side by side. Kari chuckled at her friend, then ran over to Joe.

(A/N: Yes, there is still more fun to be had in gym class! I will not leave you hanging there!)

Robyn and Ed both reached the weight room and picked one of the stations, crunches. They laid on the mats, and looked at each other. A smirk flashed across Ed's face, and Robyn knew what he was going to do, and knew she had to beat him to it.

The teacher blew his whistle and Ed and Robyn both started doing crunches at lightning speed. Robyn glanced at Ed, and lowered her eyebrows, then focused more on her crunches. When the teacher finally blew the whistle again signifying for them to stop, Robyn panted out, "Fifty."

Ed looked at her with a grin on his face, and then said, "Fifty-one."

Robyn sat up. "You did not! You're lying!" she said accusingly, pointing her finger at him. Ed just sat there triumphantly, grinning broadly. The two of them got up and went to the next station, where Robyn sat down and set the weights to 35. When they switched, Ed sat down and raised it to 40. And so it went for the rest of the class. When the teacher finally told them to go to the locker rooms, Robyn and Ed both slowly walked out of the weight room, covered in sweat.

Robyn managed to stumble into the locker room, and after reaching her locker, practically collapsed. Kari looked down at her with mild interest. "What happened to you?" she asked.

"Ed the tornado," Robyn wheezed, fumbling with the lock on her locker.

"Wait, are you seriously telling me you competed with Ed on weights!" Kari yelled. Robyn nodded meekly, which caused Kari to laugh. "You know Robyn, you can really be an idiot sometimes," she chuckled.

Robyn narrowed her eyes, and then sighed, "Yeah, I guess so."

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AdventureAddict: Yea! That was a fun chapter to write, I've always wanted to do a weight competition between Ed and someone! Only four pages this time, I hope that's enough for now! But tomorrow I only have a half day of school, and then it's a 4 and ½ day weekend! Whohoo!

Frodo: Uh, you forgot the disclaimer at the beginning.

AdventureAddict: Oops, hehehe. Well, I don't own any of the Fullmetal Alchemist characters. (Thinks) Heh, I don't think I even own Robyn, because she owns herself. Oh well. Please review because it makes me jump around the room in joy!

Frodo: Don't do it! Please! I beg you!

AdventureAddict: Ah, ignore him, he doesn't even belong in this fanfic. Hey Ed! Say something to the nice people before we say goodbye!

Ed: Chicken good…

AdventureAddict: He's still stuffing his face at the buffet…that boy will eat us out of house and home!

Frodo: What does that saying even mean?

AdventureAddict: Uh, actually, I don't know…