Drip…
Plop…
Drip…
Plop…

Joffrey, in all his 'innocence', wet his pants. Of course, no one could exactly blame him. It's not everyday that one of his rabbits was tired and angry of being shot at. And by angry, he meant REALLY angry. So angry, in fact, that it looked like no little Joffreys.

If you were wondering, the dripping was from Joffrey's tears. While Joffrey was crying, Robert was extremely drunk and laughing in the background. "HAHAHHAHA! TAKE THAT YOU USELESS PIECE OF…," he started.

"Robert! Shut up! Can't you see my poor baby is in pain?!" Cersei screamed out before Robert could insult her son. Their shouting match attracted the attention of servants all over the castle. As Joffrey was rushed to get healed, the servants who were tired of the royal family smirked as one.

By the end of the day, all of the kingdom would know of what happened to Joffrey. Several Targaryen supporters used this as evidence why NO ONE should follow Joffrey when he became king. After all, who gets castrated by a rabbit?

Harry woke up after having a wonderful dream. He dreamed that he was a rabbit that got revenge on his abusive master. Actually, it was the first dream he could remember having for seven centuries. Hmm… That would warrant some investigation, later.

However, he was currently very cold. Well, not cold per say. He did live on Pluto for a few years before he came back to Earth. That was besides the point. He wasn't comfortable, and when he wasn't comfortable someone usually died.

Well, the person who usually died when they were uncomfortable was himself. He couldn't technically die, but his bodily functions could shut down. Harry wondered why he was cold though, seeing as he mastered elemental magic and thus it should be impossible for him to feel cold in such high temperatures.

Harry looked down and gasped,"Oops… Didn't think the sword pierced my magical core… Man, I hope my magic didn't screw up this area too much. Last time it got pierced like this I started an intergalactic war… Nah, I'm sure it's fine."

For some unexplainable reason, the goddess known as Jinx sneezed as she was messing with mortals. She didn't even know how she sneezed, seeing as she was just a giant ball of energy.

Harry jumped out of bed, pulling the sword out of his chest. The would instantly healed, as if it was never there. Things like that happened since he became immortal. No glasses were needed, no scars from constant abuse, and most importantly, HE WAS TALL! Being 5'4 his whole immortal life would be horrible, so he was quite glad when he woke up one day being 6'4. Some would call that overkill, he called it awesome

After all, who didn't love to stare down at idiots who thought they were better than them? Okay, so maybe he was special. Others simply liked the act, but he MAY of had a shrine to the power of the almighty glare. Hey, you could call Harry crazy all you wanted, he could always use a reminder.

Speaking of that, why was he in a room with stone walls? The last time he had seen one of those was at Hogwarts, and he definitely didn't want to be back in that horrible place. The horrible memories that place brought up… NO! He wouldn't think of that place anymore.

Harry saw the door at the other side of the run down room, but was a bit too lazy to walk to it. He simply turned around and jumped out the window. Not a very good idea, seeing as the Night's Watch were sparring in the courtyard below his room.

"AHHH! YOU CUT OFF MY ARM!" Harry screamed at the boy right after having fallen into the path of the boy's sword. Seeing who it was, the boy lost control of his bowels. Meanwhile, Harry's arm disappeared in a flash of light and appeared back on his arm.

"I'M SORRY MY LORD, PLEASE DON'T SUBJECT ME TO YOUR HORRIBLE FANTASIES!" the young watchmen pleaded, remembering what he saw in the man's coat when he had to help the man set up the room. It was a book called Fifty Shades of Gray, and after reading it at the man's insistence, he could never look at a woman the same way. Who LIKED to be tortured?! That was just plain wrong!

"AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO BERTHA(Harry's Right Arm)?! NEVER! PUT ON A WHITE DRESS AND SING DANCING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND!" The boy looked like he was about to object. "IF YOU DON'T, I WILL MAKE YOU ACT OUT ALL THE SCENES IN THAT BOOK WITH THE FATTEST PERSON I CAN FIND HERE!"

After that announcement, the boy hurried to find a dress. Sadly for him, progress was hard to come by as only the fattest person there was helping him. The others, being completely evil, found every white dress and burned it. After hearing that, the fat guy and the boy cried for hours until Harry was bored.

"You guys do know that was a joke, right? Like I'd actually want to watch you two do that," Harry revealed, causing the two to cheer and the rest of the Night's Watch to let out a collective 'AWWWWW, this sucks'.

Benjen walked out into the courtyard, and immediately turned around. No way was he dealing with him. It took him hours to get rid of the headache he got last time. What was that guy on anyways, dragon blood?

Harry saw him though, and didn't like it when people annoyed him. "HEY! You! Where are you going? Give me more entertainment, I'm starting to get bored!" Harry yelled out towards Benjen. Benjen froze.

The freezing stopped almost as soon as it started. A cruel smirk lit up Benjen's face as he heard Harry's request. Ned deserved this after all, with how he brutally cut off Mr. Snuffles the teddy bear's head, saying he needed to practice execution. "Well, there is this place south of here called Winterfell where you could find some entertainment…" Benjen said.

"YES! Give me directions manservant! I shall go to this Winterfell!" Harry commanded, his eyes lighting up with glee. Benjen was all too much in a hurry to give Harry a map.

A/N: Sorry about not updating last week guys. Apparently I'm a lot busier than I thought. As of that, I'm going to start updating bi-weekly and on Sundays so I have more time to right. I know the story has been kind of slow so far, but things will start to pick up soon. Once it is in the 'Stark Betrayal' storyline a lot of things will be revealed about Harry's fate. Let's just say Harry won't be very happy about certain actions of Lysa Arryn ;)