Liquid Plumber
Mario was sitting on a bench in the locker room area of a large cruise ship. He and his friends were away on vacation from trashing Bowser and his evil schemes.
"I think I'll play-a some tennis with Peach!" Mario says as he slips on his sportswear.
After he stood, he began to proceed outside toward the deck, when he suddenly heard gunfire not too far from him.
Seconds later, a blond-haired man busts into the locker room where Mario was. He stops and stares down at the fat plumber briefly, before turning his head as he heard footsteps approaching him not too far behind.
That blond haired man was Liquid Snake.
"What the…what's-a going on here?" Mario asked, completely oblivious of what was happening.
Without wasting time, the blond-haired man, grabs Mario by the collar and shoves him into the nearest open locker and slams it shut, then he steps into the locker next to Mario and closes it as well.
"What's-a happening? Who are you? Why you-a doing this to me?" Mario's muffled voice says from the other locker.
"Just shut up and be quiet!" the blond-haired man barked quietly back to Mario.
A few seconds later, Solid Snake steps into the locker room, carefully surveying his surroundings.
"I know you're here, Liquid…" Solid says he proceeds to open a few of the lockers.
SLAM!
…Empty.
He tried another.
WHAM!
…Also empty.
Solid Snake then began approaching the lockers where Mario and Liquid Snake were hiding in.
As he began to open then, he heard a noise off in the distance.
"I'll get you…" Solid says as he promptly exits the locker room to investigate the foreign noise he heard in the distance.
After the coast was clear, both Mario and Liquid stumble out of their lockers.
"Come-a on! Tell me what's-a wrong! I can-a help you!" Mario insists to Liquid.
"Bullshit," Liquid says as he pulls out a gun and loads it. "I've got a mission to complete. You'll only get in the way."
Without another word, Liquid exits the locker room to pursue Solid.
Mario stood there dumbfounded by the whole event.
"That was-a weird…" Mario said, scratching his head. "I better tell the others."
Unfortunately, that would never come to be, as Solid Snake suddenly appears behind Mario from within the shadows, holding a knife to his neck. Mario's eyes pop open in shock at his sudden appearance.
"You're conspiring with the enemy aren't you?" Solid Snake asks.
"Why-a no! I didn't do-a anything!" Mario says frantically.
"Then why don't I believe you?" Solid Snake asks.
SLASH!
The End!
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