Luigi's Nightmare
"Luigi, save me!"
Luigi stood before Bowser, who had Princess Peach over his shoulder. They were within his dungeon, and a bridge over a pool of lava was the only thing that stood between the tall slim hero and the persistent and greedy reptile.
"Release her or else!" Luigi warns Bowser as he began dashing across the bridge toward his foe.
Bowser chuckles. "Or else what?"
To Luigi's horror, he notices a bit too late that Bowser had his free hand on the key that would force the bridge to collapse.
Without waiting another moment and sneering at Luigi, Bowser plucked it.
The bridge immediately falls apart, sending Luigi plunging toward the boiling hot lava, screaming like a baby all the way down.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Luigi screams at the top of his lungs.
He was back in his bedroom.
He was in a cold sweat. Wiping his brow, he catches his breath.
"Whew, it was only a dream…" Luigi said with a nervous laugh, turning his head to his left.
Luigi's eyes turn tiny with horror as he was staring right in the face of a Boo Ghost.
"Man, you sure were feisty. Wanna do it again?" the Boo Ghost says to Luigi is a suave voice, waggling its eyebrows while doing a pelvic-thrust motion with its body.
Luigi literally ran through his bedroom door, wailing like a sissy as he almost flew downstairs to the kitchen, seeing his brother Mario with his back turned toward the sink.
"Mario! There's a ghost upstairs that slept with me! How the heck did it get into our home?!" Luigi pleads, placing his hand on his brother's shoulder.
Luigi's face was now pale in shock as the man turns around, revealing to be Sonic The Hedgehog in Mario's clothing. Sonic gave Luigi a maniacal look as he held up the severed head of Mario.
"WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" screamed Luigi like a scared Catholic schoolgirl as he bolted out of his home and ran down the street.
CRASH!
In all the panic, Luigi slams into something large and hideous. He looks up and nearly shits himself as he was staring right at Nemesis from the Resident Evil world.
That was the last straw as Luigi passes out from the chain of uncanny and horrific events he had just experienced within a span of sixty-seconds.
The Real World
Mario, Toad, and Princess Peach were all watching Luigi in total silence twitch around on the lawn outside of Mario's house, snoring and grunting in his sleep.
"…What do you think he's dreaming about?" Toad asks, breaking the silence.
"I don't know…maybe he's dreaming of starring in his own game that's worth playing or something?" Princess Peach suggests.
"Either way…I don't-a think it was a good idea to let him smoke-a that magic mushroom at that party we attended earlier," Mario adds as he and the others continue to watch Luigi endure his nightmares for several more hours without waking him.
The End!
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