Yoshi vs Kirby 3: Dream Island Rumble
It was a peaceful and quiet afternoon in Dream Land. Kirby was sleeping next to a tree in Green Greens forest without a care in the world. All seemed fine for the little pink wonder, but someone or something strange was lurking nearby.
Wearing a full camouflaged body-suit, our hero Yoshi spied upon Kirby from a distance with a pair of binoculars. He had traveled to Dream Land to enact revenge for all of the trouble Kirby has caused Yoshi in the previous encounters.
A sinister grin on his face, Yoshi puts away his equipment, and pulls out a stick of dynamite from his carry-bag. He lights it and careful tosses the dynamite at Kirby, landing right next to the pink puff-ball.
The hissing of the dynamite next to him managed to wake Kirby, who tiredly stared at the object, before realizing what it was.
It was too late, however…
KABLAM!
…as the stick of dynamite exploded, sending Kirby flying into the air like a fiery projectile until it disappeared into the horizon.
Yoshi jumps up and down in joy as he thought he had finally gotten revenge on Kirby…
CRACK!
…when out of nowhere Kirby returns riding on a Warp Star, flying by Yoshi and running him over in the process at near mach speed.
His face down buried into the dirt, Yoshi digs himself out and stands up, glaring angrily at Kirby as it flew around the forest taunting playfully.
Kirby thought he had taught Yoshi a lesson as he prepared to fly away from the woods to another location…
SNAP!
…when Kirby suddenly comes in contact with a strand of near-invisible trip-wire suspended between a couple trees, catapulting Kirby off of his Warp Star…
SHOOMP!
…and into the mouth of one of Kirby's enemies: Wispy Woods.
Yoshi laughs hard as he witnesses Kirby tried to dislodge himself from the gaping hole of the tree, but to no avail.
Satisfied in leaving Kirby in that state and declaring himself the winner of this match, Yoshi started to gather his equipment and leave…
SLUUUURP!
…when a loud slurping noise causes Yoshi to spin around and drop his jaw in shock, as Kirby had inhaled the entire tree into his own mouth. Kirby then turns to Yoshi and gives the green dinosaur an evil look.
Yoshi backs away slowly, pleading Kirby not to do anything drastic, but Kirby ignores his cries…
SPIT…
WHAM!
…as Kirby inhales the entire Wispy Woods out of his mouth, launching it at Yoshi and ultimate crushing him underneath the timber.
Without a second to waste, a now enraged Yoshi lofts the entire tree off of him with Herculean strength and whips out an AK-47.
Kirby immediately responds by whipping out a Napalm Launcher and gets ready to fire.
The two advisories were about to launch their final assault onto one another, both of them stop as they heard laughing from somewhere around them.
It took the two a while to pinpoint the disturbance, but they eventually found it as they turn toward the TV screen.
Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach, Bowser, Meta Kinght, and King Dedede were all in a house watching the showdown on cable TV, with Yoshi and Kirby being the stars of the battle royale.
Realizing that the two's rivalry was being treated as prime-time entertainment, both Kirby and Yoshi drop their weapons and shake hands with one another, signaling a temporary truce. The two then rush off screen, away from the eyes of those watching them on TV.
"Huh? Where did-a they go?" Mario questions.
"Yeah, it was just getting to the good part!" Meta Knight responds irritably.
Seconds later…
CRASH!
…Kirby and Yoshi plow into the house in an armored tank, taking aim at both Mario and King Dedede's teams.
The rest of the day was spent declaring war upon them all. Within the chaos and destruction, both Yoshi and Kirby were able to form a bond with one another, finally putting aside their differences for a moment to get payback for their allies/enemies using them for mindless entertainment.
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