(we're skipping over Robo-Frieza because Sai actually killed him in the last chapter instead of leaving him alive)
Round 7: The Androids
As the androids landed on the road, waiting for a vehicle, the Z fighters were hot on their trail. But before they could reach the androids, 3 figures suddenly appeared about 10 feet from the mechanical menaces. They were all girls at 6'0" in height. The first was a girl with pure white skin and long dark red hair that came down to her mid-back, almost black, which matched her eyes. She wore all black leather: a long trench coat down to her ankles, a vest, long pants and shoes that looked both stylish and functional, which to the Z fighters meant: could be worn in combat. "Didn't your mother ever teach you not to play in the road, kids?" She said with a smirk at the end.
The next was only a bit less pale with shoulder-length purple hair except for long strands to the far left and right and her eyes were piercing red. She also wore all black attire: boots up to her knees, which her long silk dress covered up to with elbow-length silk gloves on. The dress was open in the back, which was required for the giant blackish-purple bat wings coming out of them, a sharp spike coming from the tip of the wings where all the bones met. "How naughty of them. Looks like we'll have to punish them." She said, licking her lips with a sadistic smile that sent chills down even Vegeta and 18's spines.
The last one was also rather pale, with yellow eyes and waist-length black hair. She wore a kimono that was white around the torso, but the end of the sleeves and below the waist were bluish-black. She looked at the other two and rolled her eyes. "You two always mess around. Let's just deal with them and go home." She said, looking back at the androids with a serious look on her face.
The girl with the bat wings turned to her and smirked. "Come on, sis. Live a little. What's the point in fighting if you don't have fun." She said.
"We already wasted time and completely missed the other androids, I want this done right. Besides, I don't enjoy fighting, but this needs to be done." She explained.
"Fine, then." The palest one said, looking up into the air at the Z-fighters. "Hey, there. We're members of the Blade clan. Mind filling us in on what we missed? We were at the mall and didn't get to where you guys are until the other androids were wrecked." She explained.
"Why am I not surprised? They always come and take our fights." Vegeta said.
"They're the androids that are supposed to bring about the end of the world." Piccolo explained.
"Well, we can't have that." She said, looking back at the androids.
"Who are these guys? I've never seen them before. And their power is incredible! Easily on par with us, even as Super Saiyans!" Trunks said in disbelief.
"They're ninjas or something from this clan known as the Blade clan. Goku doesn't really like them because they aren't afraid to kill people, but they've sure saved our skin before. To tell you the truth, I couldn't be happier right now." Krillin chuckled nervously.
"The Blade Clan, huh? We only know a little about you guys. Mostly your little sisters with the crazy hair colors, but we've never seen or heard of you before." 17 said.
"Well, allow us to introduce ourselves. I'm Dia (dee-uh), the sexy one." The one with bat wings said, running her hands along her body.
"I'm Spirai (spear-eye), the smart/fun one." The redhead said with a wave.
"And I'm Ayane (eye-yawn), the responsible one. Pleased to meet you." The kimono-wearing girl said with a bow, before looking up with a serious face. "And now you must die." She said.
"You're pretty full of yourselves. We'll have to knock you down a few pegs." 17 said, stepping forward.
"Judging from his expression and how confident he is, I'm going to say he's the leader. I'll take him on." Ayane said, stepping forward as well.
Dia had apparently vanished, but then stepped out from behind 16, putting a hand on his back and running it along to his shoulder as she walked to his left. "I'll take the big guy." She said, licking her lips once again. This caught the tallest android off-guard, swinging his left arm back to strike her back, but by flapping her wings once, she pushed herself about 10 feet away once again, raising one of her eyebrows in interest. "Not bad. I almost had to TRY to dodge that, but now it's my turn. Your metal dick is mine, motherfucker!" She shouted, rushing in and sending him flying with a kick
"Than that leaves me with the girl, I suppose. If she can fight, I have not problem with this." Spirai said, looking towards 18.
"It seems we all have an opponent then. Let's get this over with." The female android said, disappearing, reappearing a few feet away from Spirai and flying towards her, before the redhead stuck out her hand, a jet of liquid flying out her hand, splashing onto 18's vest. The android gasped in shock and pain as th liquid began to burn through her vest and shirt into her skin, so she quickly through it off, watching as it continued to dissolve. "What the hell?!" She asked, looking back at her enemy in shock.
"That's my little power. I shoot any liquid on this planet from my hands. That was corrosive acid and that's only one of the things I can shoot at you." Spirai explained, then aiming her hands down at 18's legs, a mistier light blue liquid shooting from her hands and upon contact, froze the android below the waist instantly. "Liquid Nitrogen." She explained, rushing in and throwing a devastatingly fast combo to the androids upper body, aiming both hands at her face, shooting a different liquid from each one.
From the left came a strong-smelling orange liquid that burnt the android's nose and eyes, before the right one blasted another potent liquid into her face, dazing her senses and giving her a familiar tipsy feeling. As both liquids ran down to her mouth, she tasted them and instantly recognized the two liquids: hot sauce and tequila. Spirai then kicked the androids frozen leg, shattering and breaking away bits of the frozen leggings where her foot had connected, as well as some skin, causing the android to scream in pain, holding the injured leg as her legs slowly began to thaw. "Damn you!" 18 snapped, glaring at the girl before her with still blurry vision.
"Yeah, I get that a lot. And when I do, I just tell the people who said that: good night." She said, kicking the android in the face with enough force to knock her out.
16 wasn't fairing any better, striking rapidly with punches and kicks attempting to land a hit, but the girl before him dodged every single attack with no issue. "Wow, you're really eager to try and pound a girl, aren't you?" Dia teased.
"Stop it." The android said, jumping back, pulling off one of his arms and the elbow, powering up the energy gun behind it and firing, but Dia simply smirked, taking and deep breath and screaming, a purple energy beam coming from her mouth, connecting with the beam 16 was firing at her and easily overpowering it, easily forcing its way to the massive android and blasting him in the chest, sending him flying over the cliff into the canyon down below. "W-what?!" He asked, struggling to push himself up.
"Yeah, guilty as charged, but I'm a bit of a screamer. And that's not even close to how I scream in bed." She said again.
"Stop. It!" The android shouted, rushing at her, only to get knocked away with a high kick to the head, knocking him down, looking up at her in anger.
"Did you get a nice view when my dress went up like that?" She asked, this time a blush spreading across her face.
"Seriously, sis, stop it. You're being creepy." Spirai said from back on the road, looking down at Dia with her arms crossed.
"Okay, fine, I'll get this over with." She said, letting out another quick scream, the blast hitting 16 directly in the face, knocking him out with ease.
17 was doing the best out of all of them, but that's because Ayane hadn't started attacking yet, merely dodging all of his attacks with ease. "You know, I can be very generous when I want to be. And I'm feeling a little generous now. You take your sister and Android 16 and go live somewhere peaceful and be reasonable, productive members of society and I'll let you walk away from this." She said.
"No way. I enjoy desctruction and now that I'm free, I'm gonna make as much of it as I want!" He said, throwing a kick at the girl's head, but suddenly, she became transparent and the foot went right through her. "What?!" He asked in disbelief.
"The first of my powers: I can leave the physical plane and phase through attacks. Meaning: if I don't want them to, no attack you can possibly throw will hit me." She said, returning to the physical plane and headbutting him. To her, it felt like barely at tap and would've looked like it to anyone that saw it from the sides, but it sent the youngest android flying back into the cliff wall behind him, leaving a deep crater his size. He slowly emerged to see she was now standing on the head of what looked like a T-rex with spikes over its entire body, 4 glowing red eyes and horns. "My other power, I can create whatever I can think of with only a single thought. So what ever I want to happen CAN happen." She said, the T-rex opening its mouth as red energy formed in its gaping maw, which then fired at 17, exploding the rest of the cliff. When the smoke faded, 17 was lying on the ground, unconscious. "As usual, the biggest talkers always bring the least to the plate." She said with a smirk.
"Well, that takes care of that. Let's wrap up our shopping." Spirai said.
"Yeah. I still have stuff I want to get for Dad and Sai." Dia agreed.
Ayane sighed at this, but then smiled. "Sounds good. I still have some things to get for our baby brother, too." She said, the three of them vanishing just as suddenly as they arrived.
"Well, it looks like the Blades saved us again." Piccolo said.
"We don't need their help. Next time, I'll destroy the enemy just fine without their help." Vegeta scoffed.
"You think so, huh? Well, let's prove that." A guy's voice rang out from nowhere. The Z fighters looked, but saw nothing, until they looked down and saw.
"Look! What's that?!" Tien asked, watching as a strange lizard/bug-looking creature collected Android 17 and 18 and absorbed them both, becoming immensely stronger and changing into the ultimate Android: Perfect Cell.
Round 8: Imperfect Cell
A man walked through the empty streets of Gingertown, observing all the fallen clothes on the ground. "Well, this is pretty frickin' ominous. Oh well, nothing Lance or Uncle Senso can't deal with later. Still, rather deal with the problem and not lose any more people than necessary." He said. He was 6'6" and wore black boots with white lining that covered his calves, stopping a good way below the knee, bluish-gray pants with armored plates on the front going up to the top of his thighs a black, short-sleeved coat with red lateral linings going down to his knees, open in the chest to reveal a small dark green upside-down triangle tattooed on his chest and black hair, slicked back and slightly curved outward into a small number of points the back, red at the end of the points. But probably the most interesting thing about him was the fact that his face around his right eye was robotic like Kano's, except with more character, as just below the eye to the right, the metal was spiked and also curved and spiked upward into his hair. It also crossed over to the left side of his face just below his left eye and going down to his jaw, covering his left cheek. Suddenly, he heard something behind him like the noise of a weapon being thrusted at him and quickly spun around, Cell's tail bouncing off the metal part of his face.
"Well, that was quite a surprise. No one I've encountered so far has been able to stop that." The bio-mechanical monster said.
"You've also been going after defenseless humans instead of a badass ninja demon cyborg. That might even the odds a bit." The man said. His left eye then glowed blue instead of red and a wide beam came out of it, scanning Cell's body.
"Well, you've told me what you are, but not who you are." Cell replied.
"I am Kinshiro Blade. Like all the other Blades you may or may not have knowledge of, I have a title as well: The Earth Blade." Kinshiro said, raising his hand. Suddenly, a thick, powerful spike erupted from the ground and impaled the monster. Cell went wide-eyed and coughed up blood at this, before Kinshiro dialed his eye laser to a powerful, close range blast and fired at Cell's face, blasting him back and breaking off the end of the spike, which was still impaled in the creature's chest. Cell rolled back, cringing at the broken piece of Earth still lodged in the center of his chest. But then he looked up to see Kinshiro rush in and execute a powerful spin kick, shattering the chuck of ground in the monster's chest and sending it flying out of his back, allowing the hole to close up. Cell groaned as he slightly struggled to stand from the kick.
"Did you just spin kick me?" He asked.
"Yeah, I love doing that. Easily my favorite attack." Kinshiro explained.
"Please don't do it again." He said.
"No can do. You clearly exterminated this town based on what you tried to do to me and now, the only logical course of action is to kick your ass and squash you like the bug you look like!" Kinshiro smirked.
Cell growled and shouted at this, rushing forward and throwing a kick at his opponent, who sank into the ground to avoid it. He then instantly popped up behind him and delivered another powerful spin kick, sending him through a building. "Maybe it's time to change up my tactics, then!" He said, flying into the air, charging and firing the Special Beam Cannon at the ninja.
"Let's see. There it is, 'Splitter Beam.'" Kinshiro said, changing the his eye laser again and firing a beam as thin as a guitar stream, but with incredible power behind it, easily splitting the Special Beam Cannon in half and hitting Cell, slicing the arm that fired the beam clean off.
Cell screamed at this, holding the place where his arm once was in pain. He opened his eyes to glare at the person who took one of his arms, only for a look of concern to wash over him as he saw no one was there. "Hey, behind you." Kinshiro said. Cell turned just in time to see a fist fly into his face and send him flying down into the ground, leaving a crater the size of an Olympic swimming pool. Kinshiro descended and landed in the crater a few feet away from Cell as the bug-like being struggled to stand. "I guess I should've expected this, but you're pathetic. No wonder you only pick on the weaker humans. You stand no chance against any of the Z-fighters or the Blade clan. It was my mistake for showing up here, expecting a challenge." Kinshiro said.
"Oh, so it's a challenge you want, eh? Tell you what: let me achieve my perfect form and I'll be the one squashing you like a bug." Cell said.
Kinshiro smirked at this. "Really? Well, then let's go. My sisters just beat the living shit out of the androids and now they're just laying there, waiting for you to absorb them." He explained.
"Interesting. But how do you know so much about me and what I need to complete my transformation?" Cell asked.
"Another cool thing about having a robotic eye. It tells me just about anything I can possibly learn about my target." He explained, his eye glowing blue again.
"Alright then: show me the way and prepare to die." Cell smirked.
"I think you mean: prepare to use more than 10% of your full power, because so far, I've barely used 8%." Kinshiro said.
Cell growled at this, but followed as Kinshiro flew off in the direction of the previous android beatdown. They arrived just as 3 other Blades vanished. "Well, it looks like the Blades saved us again." Piccolo said.
"We don't need their help. Next time, I'll destroy the enemy just fine without their help." Vegeta scoffed.
"You think so, huh? Well, let's prove that." Kinshiro said, drifting back a ways, out of sight, waiting for Cell to absorb the androids.
"Look! What's that?!" Tien asked, watching as a strange lizard/bug-looking creature collected Android 17 and 18 and absorbed them both, becoming immensely stronger and changing into the ultimate Android.
Round 9: Perfect Cell.
"So, this is your true form? Well, better than the other 2, I guess." Kinshiro said as he landed a few feet away from Cell.
"Indeed. I'm far stronger now than you could ever hope to be. Observe!" He shouted, rushing in at the ninja and throwing a right haymaker, but Kinshiro simply fired his eye laser at the incoming fist, blasting it back and taking Cell off-balance, allowing Kinshiro to do a spinning rear kick to Cell's chest, knocking him down and causing him to tear through the road as he skidded across it. As he started to stand back up, Kinshiro ran and leaped at him, planting his feet into Cell's chest as soon as he was back to full height and using him as a surf board, tearing up more ground to the point when Cell stood up, he would be waist-deep in the ground, before Kinshiro jumped up and fired another powerful laser down on the android, creating a large explosion. Cell struggled to get up and climbed out of the crater he was in, panting slightly and visibly enraged. "I'm in my perfect form. My power should be flawless! Unrivaled! I won't lose to you!" Cell shouted, flying in at Kinshiro again and throwing a relentless barrage of punches and kicks, which the latter easily dodged or blocked, using a healthy balance of his hands and his eye laser to stop the attacks. Eventually, however, Cell managed to trick Kinshiro by preparing to throw a left kick, but switched and threw a right punch to Kinshiro's face, which didn't even phase him. "What?!" Cell demanded in disbelief, throwing a knee at Kinshiro's stomach, who allowed the knee to connect and again, took no damage.
"My turn." Kinshiro said, slamming his palm into Cell's face, sending him back down to the road they all-but destroyed, 2 abandoned Semi-trucks on the road, as the drivers abandoned their vehicles and ran in fear. Kinshiro smirked at this, using his telekinesis to slam the two trucks down on the android. Cell struggled to get up, managing to get onto one knee, but then a number of spikes shot from the ground and impaled the android all over, immobilizing him. Kinshiro smirked as he walked up, Cell struggling to free himself. "Man, if this is perfection, then it's not as amazing as it sounds. Well, it was still more fun than fighting your first form. Your reward: a quick death." He said, adjusting his eye again to fire a massive, powerful beam that easily vaporized the android at such close range.
The Z-fighters were stunned for a number of reasons: Cell's sudden appearance, him absorbing the androids, his MASSIVE power boost that came afterwards and how Kinshiro so easily beat someone so powerful. Krillin was slightly remorseful at this, though. "No... 18..." He said, the loss of the being he saw as so beautiful gone in a few moments.
"Oh, relax. We'll bring back everyone who died during this whole mess in a little bit. And even if we don't, you can always do that with the Dragon Balls." Kinshiro ensured.
"Oh, right! The Dragon Balls!" Krillin realized.
"Yep. Well, my job's done. Later." Kinshiro said, vanishing much like his sisters before him.
Power Recap:
Ayane Blade: can leave the physical plane of existence and cause whatever she can think of to happen, lets her shapeshift
Dia Blade: destructive screaming powers, wings can generate winds stronger than any known hurricane or tornado
Spirai Blade: (the strangest power of the blades) can shoot any liquid on planet Earth from her hands or mouth
Kinshiro Blade: incredibly powerful eye laser, control over Earth/the ground, telekinesis