Me and my friend played a game where we would each write a line of a story on Word Online. This is the result.
My name is Yoda and this is Jackass.
he transformed in to Darth Vader
and proceeded to look at himself in the mirror
he touched the mirror and somehow was pulled inside it, entering another dimension.
In this dimension, hoes were everywhere
naked!
sucking their own dicks
Darth Vader joined in
reminding that Darth Vader is actually Yoda, he sucked his own dick with fevour
it turned into a vagina
that spat out cubes of steel
that turned to gold when someone else licked them
The hoes turned to him, looking at his vagina and began stroking their cocks
All the hoes exploded when they reached a climax from stroking
Instead of the steel turning to gold, it turned into cakes after being 'sprinkled'
Darth Vader ate the cakes
They were delicious
as soon as the cake entered the stomach, Darth Vader/Yoda teleported to a place where everything was made our of sugary based foods
The witch from Hansel and Gretel appeared and was like 'Can I suck your dick?'
the response was no, and the witch separated out Darth Vader/Yoda, with magic, so they each had their own bodies and enslaved them with chains and dragged them back to her castle.
Darth Vader then said 'She had a castle?!', Yoda replied "Ye didn't you know we bullshit her origins", "Oh yeah, that's right!".
Yoda and Darth Vader were taken to the dungeons, chained to the wall and the witch was preparing to suck their dicks.
Suddenly Smeagol appeared out of nowhere and said "My precious!?" and sucked the Witchs vag.
Smeagol took the one ring of power, out of his pocket and put it on Yoda's penis.
Yoda was now forever bound to Sauron, with Saurons eye appearing on his belend.
Smeogol, randomly, lunged forwards and took a bite out of Darth Vader's penis.
Darth Vader cried out in severe pain, blood pumping out of his penis like a hose, and proceeded to die in agony.
An enormous amount of blood had poured out of Darth Vader's penis and it was poisonous to anyone who touched it, they would die an instant death, therefore it was in Smeagol's mouth and had sprayed all over Yoda.
Darth Vader had previously drank the blood of Zeus mixed in with Odins breath by Loki's scepter, this caused his blood in turn to become poisonous.
The End.