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Horn's Out! ;)
"Steamroller over me"
HE ACTUALLY KISSED ME!!!!!!!!
Dave grinned and bent down again and said, "So I was thinking, you don't want to see anyone else. And I don't really want to either. So... will you be my partner in Laughs?"
I nodded and grinned my spastic full-nostril flaring smile. I hope it doesn't put him off.
"Why of course Mr Laugh."
Dave grinned and kissed me again on the lips for ages. Number 4! Woopy woop!
Everything is fabby!
Well apart from Rosie and Jas not talking to me. In fact I really want to ring them right now and tell them everything. That's what I'd normally do. You know, if they didn't hate my guts for "lying" to Dave.
I really miss them.
Sunday November 27th
11.45a.m
Just got off the phone with Dave. He has such a groovy gravy voice. And groovy hair. And face. And superb lips. Swooooon. He is like the ultimate groovy gravy boat personified.
Yummy scrumboes.
We talked for at least 20 minutes. It was like phone heaven.
I had to hang up eventually though because even Vati's badger was flushing red. He said, and these are his exact words, "Get your bleeding arse off that phone or I will disconnect it once and for all!"
Isn't he lovely? And not at all rude. Or vair dim considering that if he disconnects the phone then no one will be able to use it. Including him.
But then again he has no friends so that's not really an issue.
10 minutes later
Walking into town. Why I do not know. Well actually I do know it's because Mutti told me to but why I accepted, that I do not know.
I think it's possibly because I'm all happy now that me and Dave are a couple. But really, being Mutti's slavery girl? That's just sad.
Still hey hum pigs bum I'll get over it. I'll just make it up to myself by borrowing Mutti's leather jacket some time.
5 minutes later
What was it Mutti wanted?
I had a list somewhere...
30 seconds later
Hair spray
Leather pants
Black shoes
What is she doing, auditioning for Grease?!
I suppose I'll get a good chuckle out of it anyhow.
3 minutes later
In River Islands
Looking at shoes for "Mutti" which for the vair dim means for me.
They are black at least just as Mutti said. They're just more... my taste than hers. I.e. nice.
I wonder if I can pass off a pair of silver strappy ones for knee-length black boots? Probably not, even Mutti would notice that. Just.
They are nice though. Vair vair nice.
30 seconds later
Oh Christ on Bike Wet Lindsey's just walked in the shop.
This should be a barrel of fun. Not.
10 seconds later
"I wouldn't get them if I were you. Don't kid yourself, you can't pull them off."
Oh five guesses as to who that was.
I turned round and gave her my best I'm-looking-at-a-wet-weed look. I even managed to stare at her none-forehead for a wee bit. Well done me.
I said, "Actually I was thinking you should buy them. They'll highlight your knobbly knees in a fab way."
"Nicolson you are so childish, why don't you move along to that kid shop, what's it called again? Oh yeah, mothercare."
Is it bad that I've actually shopped there? For Libby. But still.
"Sure can you give me directions? I heard your best friend works there." ADM that is. Haha blew up in her face!
Wet Lindsey went all red then and stormed off in a different direction. Blimey she has about zillion bags on her arms. She must get a load of squids from her Mutti and Vati. I bet she's rich. She should think about spending the money on food though. Her legs are quite literally thinner than sticks which is sehr thin. Ew.
I put down the shoes before Lindsey could come back and backed off away.
3 seconds later
Just backed into a clothes rack. Ow, I hurt my head.
"You ok Georgia?"
What? Who said that?! Show yourself!
2 seconds later
Robbie has just appeared from behind the clothes rack. How long has he been there?
"How long have you been there?"
Robbie chuckled and looked a tad embarrassed. "A few minutes. Sorry about Lindsey. Again."
What so he just waited in safety of the weed while I got a full bashing? He is vair lucky he is not my One and Only has he would so be dumped. I suppose I can still give him a good duffing up though...
1 second later
"How's it going with you and Dave?" He asked. Probably to stop the duffingness. Or to get the convo away from the Wet One.
"It's going great thanks." I smiled. How come I always smile when I hear Dave's name?
Robbie grinned, "And how's Jas and everyone? I haven't seen her much recently."
You and me both.
"Err, I guess she's alright. Well apart from the gigantibus stick stuck up her gigantibus knickers." Oops maybe I shouldn't have said that.
Robbie looks confused. Good.
"Are you and Jas ok?"
"Of course." I said. "Well a bit. Ok not really. We haven't spoken in a while."
Robbie sighed but in a nice I-know-how-you-feel way. "What's up?"
My turn to sigh, this could take a while. But at least I'm surrounded by pretty clothes.
"Well basically Rosie and Jas don't like that I'm going out with Dave and not telling him that we've, you know, been out before cos they say I'm lying to him and worse than Emma but in fact I can't tell him can I cos then he will know what... sort of person I was and won't like me anymore and I need him to like me cos I really like him, you see?"
Robbie nodded.
What? He got that? Even I'm still trying to work out what I just said.
30 seconds later
Robbie said, "You never get an easy ride do you?"
What's that supposed to me?
"Why didn't you tell everyone about Dave?"
Huh? "What?" I said.
"Well when I gave your number to Dave everyone wondered what it was about so Dave explained how you guys had been out once or twice or whatever. My brother in particular was really shocked."
Oh my bloody hell Sandra. That's how Jas found out! Tom must have told her!
Merde.
1 minute later
"Robbie! Robbie! Where are you I'm ready to go now oh-"
Oh brillopads the weed has returned.
"What are you doing talking to her!"
Lovely to see you again too.
Robbie frowned, "Lindsey calm down I'm allowed to talk to Georgia she's my friend."
Ha! I smiled at Lindsey.
"No she's not! Not while I'm your girlfriend."
Oh man she's digging a hole. And weed's can't climb.
Robbie said, "Well then maybe you shouldn't be my girlfriend anymore."
3.00pm
In my room.
Robbie has broken up with Wet Lindsey. I think. After he shouted at her she scambered off pretty quickly. I left too as Robbie seemed kinda wierd. He invited me to a Stiff Dylans gig next Saturday though. That should be good. I'll be going with Dave of course.
I wonder if Masimo is still with the Dylans? I hope not. I hope he's gone gone gone far away to Pizza-a-go-go land will all the other slimy handbag carriers. I don't know why I used to go in a huff when Dave called him that, it's strangely refreshing.
2 minutes later
Phone's ringing.
Pant pant puff puff.
5 seconds later
"Hello home of the fearlessly brave."
"Oh well hello darling! How are you dear?" What larks it's Dave putting on a granny voice! He's scaring good...
"Oh I'm jolly good old bean and are you tickity-boo?"
"Of course I am you silly fool I'm talking to you my sweets."
Awwww
He said, "So are you free for a quick canoodle anytime soon?"
Cheeky cat!
"You cheeky puppy you know I'm an innocent little girl what would your mother say?"
Haha I can hear Dave laughing down the phone!
"I won't tell her if you don't." He said then hung up!
What larks we should talk like this more often! He's getting more rudey dudey by the day!
Tuesday November 29th
11.20am
English
Or the land of Rom and Jule.
Jas and Rosie love this lesson as it makes it more easy for them to ignore me. Basically they just spend time "reading" over their lines. What crap. Rosie can't read.
1 minute later
I think Wet Lindsey is very certainly on the war path. She was marching like a bat out of hell down the corridor. (see what I did there?). In fact I very nearly had a steamroller over me. Ouchy.
Luckily due to my amazing reactions I managed to skip as quick as a quick skipper into the classroom.
Unfortunately it an English classroom. And I ended up being five minutes early for lesson. If I'm not careful I will ruin my reputation.
Better get a bad conduct mark or something, that should set things straight.
Lunch
Still being ignored. By Rosie and Jas that is. But the others are staring to act weird as well. Either that or they are turning vair vair dim.
Mabs turned to me and said, "So you and Dave are going out like officially?"
I nodded. How many times do I have to tell them?
Ellen said, "So he's like erm, properly like, err, crushing on you err, then?"
Jools giggled.
"What's funny?"
She said, "Well you've gone from like... crashing PANTS to crushing camels."
Hmmm
10 minutes later
Uh-oh I see a Wet weed growing on the horizon.
"Nicolson you horrid rat!" She screamed at me. Even Jas and Rosie turned to look.
I said, "I prefer bat if you don't mind We- ... Lindsey."
I saw Rosie laugh out the corner of my eye. Too bad she's having a permanent nervy b with me otherwise she could join in the weed bashing fun.
"Shut up shut up! Stop ruining my life you retched child! Leave Robbie and me alone!" She shouted then stormed off leaving me staring at Jas and Rosie's open mouths.
Fab.
1 minute later
Mabs asked, "Gee what's going on with you and Robbie? You just said you and Dave were together."
"We are! Nothing's going on with me and Robbie! We're just friends!!"
She raised her eyebrows. They all did. I bet Rosie and Jas are as well but I refuse to look.
"It's the truth."
They don't believe me. Quelle surprise.
Thursday December 1st
4.00pm
Life sucks.
Well except the Dave part of my life. Everything else sucks. Sucks sucks sucks.
No one is talking to me. And by no one I mean Ellen Jools and Mabs.
I should make a list there's that many.
I have a hunch it's because they think I'm cheating on Dave with Robbie.
Well actually I know it's this because they told me yesterday.
But they're wrong. Robbie's just a matey mate. I like Dave sooo much I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever... ruin that.
They might though.
They keep staring at me and Dave at rehearsals. I'm scared potatoes that they're going to say something to him.
It's like they've excluded me from the Ace Gang and it's not nice.
I have no girl-type mates anymore.
As I said, life sucks.
20 minutes later
Walking home with Dave. I made him wait until the others had gone home so as to avoid any awkwardnessnessness.
He didn't get it but didn't ask too many questions luckily.
I like walking home with Dave. It's like the same everyday but still fun. And when we reach my wall he always gives me a marvy number 4. Yummy scrumboes.
It's weird with Dave this time. Before it was all about the snogging really but now I just love being with him. And the snogging is still great obviously.
But a number 4 makes me go jelloid everytime. It's like I'm not even bothered about the snogging scale anymore.
Which is just as well seeing as I don't have anyone to talk about it with. I could get to number 10 and still be a lonely clud in the friend department.
5 minutes later
"So you heard about the gig on Saturday?" I asked Dave as we swung our arms along. (Connected to our arms, not on strings beside us.)
Dave nodded, "The lads mentioned something about it. You going?"
"Only if you are." I smiled and Dave grinned at me and pulled me into a quick kiss right in the middle of the path.
"Guess I'll just have to go then. Don't want to deprive you of my amazing company."
I said, "No you don't."
1 minute later
At my wall now.
Great. Not.
Dave leaned in to kiss me like he normally does.
Oh my lord Sandra jelloid knickers!!
"I'll pick you up on Saturday then." He said, "See you at 7."
Saturday December 3rd
7.00pm
Waiting for Dave. I put on my denim skirt with tights (cos its vair nipply noodles outside) and a long toppy thing on top. Groovy bananas if I do say so myself. I'm wearing heels too so I can reach up to Dave better, he is vair vair tall these days.
Mutti's got her friends round and I can hear that naff oldies music from the stone ages.
1 second later
Tis quite catchy though.
Comma comma down doo be doo down down... comma comma down do be doo down down...
2 seconds later
Door bell!
Thank the heavens. Saving me from myself. Or from Mutti's music.
Opening door...
1 second later
Oh my giddy god Dave wearing groovy pants and a marvy open collar shirt fandango. He is quite literally sex on legs. Not that I'd do anything that rudey dudey with him.
Unless he asked.
Shut up brain!!
1 second later
He's staring at me. I'll take that as a good sign.
"Wow. You look, erm, nice."
I laughed, "Thanks, you too-"
Mutti cut me off marching up to us. This could be trouble, she's definitely been on the vino.
"Oh Daveee! So glad you recovered after your accident, how lovely to see you around here again young son."
Definitely trouble. And what is she on about young son? He is sooo not her son. That would mean he is my brother. And that would be like incest and that is like too grim to even think about.
1 minute later
Walking (linksies) with Dave.
Got rid of Mutti finally. She is sooo embarrassing, starting cracking up over some lame ass joke with her "hip" friends. I doubt any of them even have their real hips.
And if they do they're due for an op soon.
Dave looked at me then away again then said, "Gee, why did your Mutti say it's great to see me again?"
Oh merde merde merde with knobs on.
"Err, well err," think think think brain!
I said, "Well you know she probably saw you through the window when we walk home together."
"Oh... right." Dave said. I don't think he believes me though.
Merde.
9.00pm
What a gig! Totally awesome night with all the groovy Ace Gang dances and fabby music and a marvy time in general!
1 second later
That is what I would be saying if the Ace Gang were talking to me. But they're not. All night (so far anyway) they've just been in a corner of the dance floor with their boyfriends.
Well I have one!
I just don't have any mates. And it sucks.
Jingle bells even came on (it's December now) and I really wanted to do our dance. I knew the others did too cos they were twitching and stuff so must have been eager to dance.
Apart from Ellen who twitches anyway.
But they just stayed away in their stupid corner of the stupid room. Grrr.
I think Dave is worried about me too. He keeps asking if I'm alright.
And he's looking a bit funny himself too. Hmmm...
9.30pm
Robbie's just done a set with the Stiff Dylans. Masimo is nowhere to be seen tonight thank Lord Sandra. I would not like Dave to meet him.
It was really groovy everyone was bopping along. Me and Dave had a good boogie on down to the music. It even cheered me up for a wee bit.
Robbie saw me and Dave dancing together and winked at me which made me laugh. But then Dave saw and went a tad jealous I think.
He's vair hot when he's jealous though. I gave him a quick kiss on the lips and he dropped it for a bit. But then he kept looking from me to Robbie, Robbie to me and back again.
It was sehr hard to dance with him when he was doing that. I had to like grab his arms and move both of us since he was preoccupied.
I hope Dave does not have a touch of the homosexual about him. I know Robbie is groovy looking but surely not?
That would just be really taking the biscuit. And I've got all the biscuit I need in Dave thanks.
25 minutes later
Sitting down with Dave.
He's staring at me funny. I don't like it.
"Are you ok?" I finally asked him, sipping at my drink for something to do.
He sat up and leaned over towards me. Oh crikey his eyes are all serious. And vair attractive. But I must not leap on him. Must not must not must not.
1 second later
"Georgia, why didn't you tell me it was Robbie that dumped you to go to New Zealand?"
Oh gott in himmel you've got to be kidding?!
"Well I err, I, you know, didn't think it would be that important." Merde merde merde.
Dave frowned for ages and kept opening and closing his mouth like a fish about to say something.
After a while though he leant back again and sighed. "I'm sorry. You're right. I guess it's not important. Cos you're just mates now right? Like you said?"
I nodded like a nodding do. "Exactly like I said. Just mates. I happen to like you a little bit you know." I said smiling.
Oh thank Lord Sandra Dave's grinning back.
Phew.
Problem over.
2 minutes later
Maybe not.
I asked Dave, "How did you know? Did Tom tell you?"
Dave shook his head and rubbed it like it hurt, "No he didn't I... err, I'm not really sure... err, no one told me erm, I just... err, you know, knew."
Great he's swallowed Ellen. Not the best trait I want in my One and Only.
Oh Christ on Bike I've just realised what he's trying to say! He remembered that me and Robbie used to date! How can he remember that but not remember me from before?! He must have that selective hearing thing but for his memory.
I get that a lot at home. Especially when Vati asks me if I used his razor.
2 seconds later
"You remembered?" I said quietly and Dave nodded enthusiastically.
"I guess I must have seen you round at Tom's house when I was there. You know, when you and Robbie were going out."
I nodded until my head was about to fall off. That explanation will do me just fine.
"Did we ever talk?" He asked.
Crap. To lie or not to lie?! Not to I think. Honesty is the best policy as the Queen says. Or at least I think she does.
"No."
Oops to late.
Dave shrugged and stood up holding out his hand for me, "No problemo miss, we shall just have to make up for lost time now right?" He grinned.
Jelloid moment!!
"Nunng." I said. That means yes is jelloid speak. Dave seemed to understand as he led me to the dance floor.
I hope he holds onto me, my legs are about to collapse.
I've just realised I've been forgetting about my regular cliff hangers! silly me! although this is kinda one if you think about it...
I shall let you ponder it!
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thanks again,
Horn's out! ;)
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