Reconnection

Chapter Two

Bringing all of my stuff into my room was a pain in the ass...literally. I don't know why, but everything I brought seemed to have something against my butt. I mean, I got stuck in an elevator door, for crying out loud!

And it only got worse once I reached my room.

My roommate was a dick, and that's about as literal as I could get to describing him. His name is Sai, like I really cared, and he already mentioned my dick more than three times already.

"Can't I switch my roommate?" I asked.

"I don't really know...is there someone you would rather be paired with?" The secretary asked.

"Itachi," I blurted out. She gave me a suspicious stare. "He's my brother...I'm used to being stuck in a room with him."

Her eyes widened.

"Don't take it that way," I warned her.

"Sorry..." She muttered as she looked through the files. "Here we go...Itachi's roommate is...Tobi. So you'll need to talk to him in order to get anywhere with this 'roommate' thing."

"Thanks," I said.

Tobi...

Tobi?

Is she freaking kidding me?!

That guy who is afraid to show his face because he thinks he might get fangirls?! Hell, his face was probably uglier than Kisame's butt! And no, I have not seen Kisame's butt with my two eyes, and would not like to.

I turned to look at the secretary. "Excuse me, but where is their room again?"

She wrote it down on a piece of scratch paper and handed it to me.

"Thanks," I said...again.

Dorm #47.

That's where Itachi was.

And Tobi, but who cares about him?

There were only about thirty rooms per floor, so I was guessing they were on the second floor...

...and if they weren't...God dammit! I don't care if I needed the exercise or not!

"Hello Sasuke."

I didn't need to turn around to know that sickening voice.

"Hello Sai, do you know where dorm room 47 is?" I asked.

Why the hell did I ask him that??

"Never mind, I think I know where," I added quickly before he could respond.

I quickly sprinted up the stairs. I was panting by the time I got up them...I knew I should've taken the elevator, but after my first encounter with the door, I'd rather not...

I looked at the first door to the right (since right is always right...ah, I crack myself up with my lame jokes). 42...

...so that would mean it would be the third door to the left

One door.

Two door.

THREE DOOR! And yes, my calculations were right, it was 47.

I knocked on the door and waited for a response.

I heard snickering from inside.

Okay, that was DEFINITELY not Itachi.

"Tobi, open the door," I commanded, trying to imitate my brother's voice...but yeah, let's say it didn't exactly turn out too well. It sounded like a llama giving birth to a mammoth.

I heard snickering again as the door opened, revealing the boy with a mask that looked oddly like a lollipop. "Oh wow, you actually got a mask now," I said, not amused. "Do you know where Itachi is?"

"Why would you need to talk to Itachi when I'm here?" He asked.

I could feel my eyes widened. Holy crap, was Tobi trying to be seductive? I blinked a couple of times.

"Where is Itachi?" I asked again, hoping to get a decent answer.

"Come in here, I'll explain," Tobi said, stepping aside to let me in.

I obeyed his invitation. I looked around inside the room. I could see Itachi's belongings, it made me feel all warn and fuzzy inside to know that he was still here.

Then I heard the door locked.

Oh crap.