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Reconnection

Chapter Five

Friday came too fast.

Once classes finally ended, I decided to just walk around campus. You know, go somewhere I haven't been, get lost in that place, and stay there until Tobi's party was done.

I know...this plan is totally flawless since I memorized the whole campus.

"God," I told myself, "Why am I such a freak?"

Then plan B came to me. (Aha! That rhymed -claps for self-) I would sneak out of the campus and go somewhere random that I didn't know about, and then it could turn out to be a bar and then I could get banged! (where's Deidara?)

...Okay, I know that was a run-on sentence...but yeah, I really had no clue how I could avoid Tobi's party.

Why would I want to avoid it, you ask? Well...let's see. Tobi is out to get me, so if I go to one of his parties, he's going to make a fool of me.

I've thought of some ways Tobi could possibly make me not want to show my face to anyone after the party:

1) Truth or Dare...gone bad

2) Dancing...gone bad

3) What I say...gone bad

4) going to the bathroom...gone bad

5) music while dancing...gone bad

6) music while going to the bathroom...gone bad

7) and lots of other things...gone bad

I would just have to avoid all of these things...

...which would make me a lazy lump in the corner.

Of course, I never thought about Tobi spiking my drink.

My head was throbbing.

My eyes felt like heavy weights and I couldn't keep them open.

"Tobi..." I muttered, but it was hard to even tell what I was saying. I sounded like a mule. No, I'm not saying mules are bad, I'm just saying I sounded like one. "What the hell...you do...me?" Crap, didn't mean for that to come out like that. I was trying to say 'What the hell did you do to me?'.

Then a hand came and brushed my hair out of my face. I slapped the hand away, "No Tobi!" Funny, it was easier to understand me when I screamed.

Don't laugh, it doesn't mean I'm going to scream out everything.

I thought about it for a second. What if someone always did scream? I started to laugh...and I couldn't stop. I was hysterical.

"Sasuke? ...Sasuke?!"

I stopped laughing. "Itachi..." I whispered...

...and started laughing again. This time I was thinking about if Sakura always screamed and what her facial expressions would be.

A hand slapped me across the face.

"Ow..." I said, sounding like a little complaining girl.

"Open your eyes, Sasuke," Itachi gently said.

I did, forcing my eyelids to stay open. There Itachi was, naked, in my bed. "Oh...migod," I said, almost in a southern accent.

"We're not going to one of Tobi's parties again."

I sighed...well, I tried to, but it sounded like a snort.

"And you're not having alcohol again for a long time," Itachi added.

...and that was the first time I had sex with Itachi...

...except that I can't remember it.

God damn it.