Okay so if you didn't know, I updated last chapter because I didn't like that chapter at all and hopefully, it is a hundred percent better! Even though I know it could still be worked on but as I said hopefully it's better than my other chapter :3
America grinned as he scanned YouTube for the next videos that the countries would watch. Coming upon another animation, he found out that it was by the same person as the last one. Clicking on it and deciding that they would give it a try, he presented it to the other countries.
"Here we can watch this one, it's another animation by the same person." America said gaining nods from the others.
"Well, okay as long as it isn't that long, we still have other things to do" England said as he straightened up his papers.
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME TO CHRISTMAS SHOPPER SIMULATOR!" Cried Jack as he gave the screen a high five.
"We have an XAB-V instead of an X-Box? Can I have one?" he asked as he placed a finger on the glass and looked away. The sound of shattering glass drew his attention away and he quickly redrew his finger.
Winces came from the countries in the room " Well that's bad" commented England.
"Well as long as he walks away quick enough he won't have to pay for it!" smiled America causing France to frown and wonder where he got that information from.
"OH! I didn't mean to! And we have the WAAA instead of the Wii" laughed Jack.
"Okay so this game runs like shit...What is this person doing? He's drunk as balls!"
"Dats a lovely Christmas tree, I really hope I can bring this one home."
"What is this person doing?! Wheres the fire, come back!" he tried before accidentally hitting her with the red Christmas present he suddenly had in his hand.
Everyone gasped as the girl was thrown to the grown.
"Where..where was she even going?" cried America, shoulders shaking with laughter.
" She must have really wanted to Christmas shop" Chuckled France.
"OH! I KILLED HER! Okay lets just go to the grotto, this game is weird..." He said before looking up and noticing something
" I doubt that he killed her, he probably just knocked her out." said England calmly.
" What is that cat doing...why is that cat wearing underwear? WHY...WHY..."
Everyone turned to look at France, and he grinned.
"Hey, Don't look at me... I didn't put that cat in underwear."
England rolled his eyes and turned back to the screen " That's exactly what you would do, though"
The scene suddenly changed to where he was standing in front of a large line waiting for the bathroom.
" The women's toilets have a gigantic line, as it always does, whenever you go anywhere the women's bathrooms are always jam packed but there is a guy standing in line for the women's bathroom." A blonde man was sweating nervously as Jack came to stand right next to him.
" Why are is that guy just standing there, letting that happen?" questioned Canada tilting his head, confused.
"Ah, that guy knows what to do" Grinned France as he sat back in his chair only to hiss as he got the back of his head slapped in reply to his comment. He turned to England and scowled, only to see that he was turned away and whistling innocently. A wicked grin spread across his face as his mind came up with a little thing called revenge. America sweat-dropped as he saw the look and just turned around pretending that he didn't see it.
"You guys fine with this?" he questioned as he was suddenly standing right in the front and in the girls bathroom.
" I am breaking the Que. THAT GUYS BREAKING THE QUE" he suddenly yelled out as a man entered the women's restroom.
"WOMEN'S TOILETS" he said angrily and laughed as he guy switched from going in the bathroom to suddenly going out.
"He heard me, now is he leaving" Jack giggled.
Canada snorted " That was just luck that he got that guy to leave. America nodded.
" Dude! No! it's mine! Go Away!" Grabbing onto the other man's shoulder, he tossed him away before grabbing the game.
The countries laughed " Wow so aggressive" teased America.
" Why is there just one game on the shelf?"
"I like how my arms are Jelly once I grab something"
( I will not be able to recreate the beautiful noise in which Jack emits from his mouth, so just do it in your head haha)
Snorts came from everyone in the room
"What the hell was that noise that came from him?" Asked America, trying not to laugh
" I don't know, but it was beautiful" said Canada red faced from laughing to hard.
" Knight! Good to see you! Sup! Grr!" He said as he kicked him but paused as he saw that it had absolutely no effect whatsoever
France grinned and threw his head back, laughing " He looks so weak, trying to kick him and failing"
America shook his head and commented " Well, he is a lot weaker than us, him being human and all"
"How...How...how do i defeat you? Bfft Bfft YESS!" he cheered as the man crumpled to the floor.
"There we go! Shiny sword! Out through the fucking window! Wha- what! NO NO! I REFUSE!
YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW CHRISTMAS! SCREW THE HOLIDAY SEASON!"
Everyone started laughing and almost fell out of their chairs and Jack went around, throwing everything around and screaming and cursing.
"Well never take him out Christmas shopping!" commented Canada as he watched the last of the episode be just Jack running around.
" Well, that was nice episode, but maybe next time we could watch something a little scarier?" asked England.
America laughed and nodded, looking through the videos to see if there was anything scary.
There we go! I hope you guys enjoyed and once again I know that this chapter will probably be shorter than the other one but that's just because the animation was only a minute and like 54 seconds but I promise you , if you guys want I can make a longer chapter next time
TILL THEN!
