A third chapter? In a day? See, I am warming up to this! That hand job in the last chapter wasn't meant to exist, btw. I just added it in after a beer.

Humphrey's POV

Well that was fun! I woke up with this cute blond beside me with her woman hood almost in sight, If I could just reach down there an...

"Good morning, Humphrey!" Wow, that was unexpected! At least she didn't see me trying to touch her, I'm not that sex crazed!

"Are you doing okay, Humphrey? I know that this problem with Kate has made you so forlorn."

"I'm not so 'forlorn' with you around!" And with that, I'd never seen anyone look so happy. When I paid my wife complements, she just shrugged them off. That reminds me.

"I'm sorry, Sweets I have to talk to Winston." Her teary eyes mad me so sad, when Kate was emotional it just didn't effect me much.

"I'll come with you!"

So off we went, together. Me and Kate never did anything together. I've got to forget about her. Sweets is my new girlfriend, or is she?

"Sweets?"

"Yes, Humphrey?"

"We're dating, right?"

"Do you want us to be dating, Humph?"

"More than anything. By the way, is your name actually Sweets? My kid's names definitely aren't Runt and Stinky! I got off those weird herbs when the kids when born!" I didn't, I'm still on them. *Enter rap song here*.

"No, my real name is Samantha. People call me sweets because I'm friends with someone actually called Candy."

"Sam? I dated a guy na.." I stopped when she gave me an inquisitive stare. "Err... Nothing."

"Okay"

The rest of our journey was peaceful, with her occasionally resting her head on me or me putting my arm around her. I did once try to get a little squeeze of that ass of hers, but she gave me a stare as if to say 'really?'. When we got to Winston's I spared no time in telling him what a total whore his stupid daughter was.

"Winston, I've got to tell you. Kate's cheating on me!"

"With Hutch, I know. I tried to stop her Humphrey, but she didn't. I'm so sorry. I know you don't deserve it, and I consider you like a son." She introduced him to her parents! Oh, fuck.

"Well, you know what I want then."

"You'll get a divorce at the next pack meeting."

YEEEEEEEEESS!

Goodbye whore, hello hot girl!

"Oh, that's great Humphrey!" Aww Sweets... I am going to bang her brains out in celebration!

And so now I have only one more stop, home. I bet the kids and Kate would all be there, and him. Hutch was a dead man, Beta or not. When we came up to see my den I told Sweets to wait outside, which she gladly did. I hope she's like Lilly, innocent and sweet on the outside but one hell of a girl to mount!

"Kids?"

"Dad?" Claudette ran out and hugged me, slightly sobbing.

"Is your mom here?"

"Yes, Humphrey." There she was, in all her bitchyness.

"Hello, Kate" I said ever so spitefully.

"Humphrey, I know we're getting a divorce but, please just apologise to the kids."

"For what?" What the hell was she going on about?

"Mom said you cheated on her with Sweets and you're going to get a divorce because of that!"

I saw Runt and Stinky come out of the den with wet fur on their faces, they must have cried their eyes out. It gave me the most tremendous sinking feeling.

"Don't lie to them, Kate! You left me for Hutch!"

"Just leave Humphrey!"

Sweets POV

Wow, Humphrey came out looking upset. He motioned for us to go, so I did.

"That was horrible!" He exclaimed. I didn't speak, I just pinned him down.

"I hope this isn't!" I said, slowly grinding on him. His face said it all, but then he stopped my moving.

"Err... well this definitely won't be!" He then pinned ME down. Guess what he did next?

"Wow, you're tight" he says, I know. Just cause I'm a girl doesn't mean I don't do any DIY.

He started Humping faster, and so from now on I'll call him Humpy in private. Fuck it, if it annoys him, so be it. Speaking of fuckings, I was getting a great one right now! Humphrey's long, thick cock was slamming me right in my ass. It was the best feeling I'd ever had! He kept on slamming me right the good spots. I was moaning without any sort of control, I mean I was fucking screaming! I hadn't felt this good since I ate Candy out.

"Oh, Humphrey, just like that!" I was leaning against a rock just feeling his massive dick plow me like a tractor.

Just in the middle of one hell of an orgasm, I felt thick, hot cum go feet into me. Humphrey had drooled on my head, rubbed his sweat on my back and came all through my ass. After dismounting me, which took forever, we both went to the river to wash off. I hope that bitch Kate feels sorry for herself for letting such a great guy go.

So that was the third chapter of 'The Problem'! Tell me what you like and what you didn't. PM me with any suggestions!

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