Countries in a house pt4: family matters
Warning
This is not meant to offend any countries or people in them countries so please don't get offended and enjoy
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Saudi arabia was the one making dinner today and him and Ireland were arguing
Ireland: im telling you a dinner isn't perfect without pork!
Saudi: it is when im making dinner
After that they sat down and ate until Germany got up
Germany: I have a special announcement
Mali: what?
Germany: MY FAMILY IS COMING TO VISIT
Israel: soo who in your family is coming to visit
Germany: well my mother,father and grandfather..
England, America, France and others began to panic
Germany: what is the matter?
Italy: Germany can I speak with you
Germany: ok?
When they left everything settled down and America spoke
America: we need to prepare
Ireland: why who is this person
France: YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!
China: well half of us here don't know
England: its its…
Germany: nazi Germany?
Germany and Italy were talking outside
Italy: yes why is he coming
Germany: my mother and father said it would be good to bond with him for awhile
Italy: ok I think you should know abit about our history
Germany: what you knew him
Italy: knew him? We were good friends until I saw the bad things he done and turned my back on him
Germany: oh my
Then the windows smashed and barriers were put up
Germany: AMERICA! What are you doing?!
America: uhhh
Germany: explain
England: were preparing
Germany: for what?
Ireland: grandad Germany
Germany: WHAT? He has been through concealing sessions he is sane again
England: really?
Germany: yea
Then they're was a beep of a car
Germany: mom dad!
Germany said running towards them the mother and father was east Germany and west Germany
East Germany: hello sweetie
West Germany: hello daughter
Then the back door opened
Germany: granpa
Nazi Germany: its good to see you
France ran up stairs
Ireland: france!
France: NO!
England: cmon france
France: NO NO NO
Germany opened the door and letted her family in. then they went up into the kitchen
Germany: hello everyone wait wheres France?
Luxembourg: I don't know he just went adios and left
Spain: THAT'S SPANISH IDIOT
Canada was upstairs when France came by
Canada: France you ok
France: perfect never better!
Canada: you sure?
France then looked abit depressed
France: no
Canada: come on tell me
France sighs
France: nazi Germany is down they're
Canada gasps
Japan then opens his door of his room and sees them
Canada: hey japan nazi Germany is down there
Japan: …
France: and im scared
Japan puts his thumbs up and goes back into his room and slams the door
France: help me
Canada: fine I'll go down with you
They go down to see them they're
Nazi Germany: france!
France gulped
Nazi Germany: it's been awhile
Germany: come on france say something
France: … uh hi
Canada: oh he's abit nervous
Nazi Germany: I see…
Nazi Germany then goes over to Russia
Nazi Germany: soo hows soviet?
Lithuania: I killed him
Russia: IT WAS YOU!
Lithuania: yes wait..
Russia then began to chase Lithuania around
West Germany: this visit will have to be quick honey I have business to attend to
Germany: ok dad
Ireland then buts in
Ireland: hi im Ireland
East Germany: uh hi
Ireland: will I fancy you a cup of tae
West Germany: tae?
Ireland: yea
Germany: he means tea
East Germany: ohh ok ill have some
West Germany: me to
Northern Ireland: me to
Ireland: you can go get it yourself northern Ireland
Northern Ireland: aww
AFTER THE TEA
Germany: ok so where are you to going next
West Germany: well first we have to get nazi Germany home
In the backround nazi Germany is chasing france
East Germany: then we'll go home
Germany: ok come on nazi Germany were going home
Nazi Germany follows them
Germany: ok thanks for coming bye
Everyone: bye