Countries in a house shorts: fun moments pt 1
Warning
This isn't meant to offend any countries or people in them countries also some of these scenes are based off other vines, web series etc so yea lets get into it
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Vatican city: this guy dressed up as a bear came in flipped me the double bird and lazers came out of his eyes….. well two can play at that game *pulls out two doves and lazers comes out of his eyes*
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North Korea was outsides Irans door
North korea: hey hey you coming out yet? Its ok ill wait
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?: I WOKE UP IN A BRAND NEW RENULT
France gasps
France done a huge scream
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Italy: wo ho its-a me Mario
Luxemburg: it was me
New zeland: it was me
China: IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
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North korea still outside Iran's door
North korea: da da da da dada da dada da da da da da du dada du dada
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There was three couches nazi Germany, Italy and japan wer sitting on one and England, America and Russia were sitting on another in the middle was Switzerland
Switzerland: lets frame our statements in when you do this it makes me feel what
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Belgium and Denmark was sitting outside
Belgium: what a beautiful night
Denmark: yea, just you me and the…
Ireland(from a window above them):YOU TWO SHOULD SHIFT
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Turkey: he he he
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Norway( in a sonic voice): he he he
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Then theyres a chant of HEY HEY HEY
ON THE FIRST HEY ISRAEL APPEARS ON THE SECOND ONE SAUDI ARABIA IS THERE AND ON THE THIRD ON VATICAN IS THERE
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Russia: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
Mexico: nobody cares nobody cares
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Northern Ireland was fighting Ireland
Northern Ireland: im the real Ireland faker! you don't stand a chance
Ireland: look at your hand
Northern Ireland: why whats wrong with it…. OMG IM BRITISH
Ireland facepalms
Northern Ireland huddles up and cries
Northern Ireland: after all this time I thought I was the real Ireland
West Germany puts a shoulder on northern Ireland
West Germany: I can relate
Northern Ireland cries into west Germany and Ireland slowly wlks away
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Finished
Now I know its short but Ill have an actual chapter coming soon
And all the jokes are owned by theyre rightful owners