A/N Again, sorry for all you guys who had to read the last chapter, when I didn't underline what Piper said…
Does that even make sense?
Anyway, I need to remind the seven that they have the best fans out there.
I mean, this is crazy!
Once again, shout outs are going to be in the story…
Since this story is so good and I get a lot of reviews per chapter it is going to be once a week….
Well, because the writer of that week, writes so slow…
They blame it on…so many reviews…
Or "having the best fans"
I personally like reason 2.
Another note, Piper told me to add this in, she had a very hard time deciding the ship. She quoted as "so many ships we could go on for a year"
She also said, "Jason must have told them to do that, he said he will do his best to change my mind, and it worked, kind of,"
Whatever that means.
Enough of me,
Here is chapter 4.
Piper P.O.V
Hello Piper here. Hey guys! I'm alive. That's Jason. Yup it is me. I'm going to keep Piper company until she is finished. Yeah, Chiron came up to me and was like,
"Piper, my dear, your caring boyfriend- "I snorted. "Asked me to give the pencil to you. Jason quoted as 'Can Piper write next time? She's enjoying herself too much.'"
Hehe. He got one thing right. I am a caring boyfriend. *I sigh. This chapter isn't going as well as I thought it well. I wonder WHY. Hey don't look at me! I can feel it from here.
Oh yeah I forgot to mention, Leo read the last chapter and he said he liked our "style of writing". He also pitied Jason for writing out 3800 words. So he worked day and night making us two laptops. Each with a writing tool on it.
We can create our own word document and the other person can log on and help with the document, if that makes sense. I think I'm better at explaining then you are. I think you are more annoying than I am.
Ouch. Another thing Leo said was that we sound like Percabeth. Just replace me with Annabeth and Jason with Percy.
Oh! Another thing Leo said when Leo gave the laptops to Me and Sparky is,
"I should make a program for Percy and Annabeth. Percy should get some symbols to annoy Annabeth. That would be funny to read!"
That's a shuddering thought. I must confess something. Oooh. I'm running out of jokes. Would it be better to just like write boring stuff? And risk readers falling asleep? I would rather fight Percy than that happening! Um, that's weird. Ha-ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. What are you doing? Hehe, you can't delete this. Leo set it up so only I can delete this. So? I'm helping you with your so call "jokes" I'm wondering if people are smiling are even laughing right now. Ha ha ha ha ha.
I think they either want to face palm, close the screen or punch you in the face Jason. That's… nice. Okay, enough of rambling. Let's skip to introductions.
I'm Piper, I'm typing this in the Aphrodite cabin. I'm Jason and I'm typing in the universe. Be more specific. I'm typing this on planet Earth. Jason. I'm typing in North America. Never mind this is going to take forever. I'm going to get Lunch. See ya!
Well, it's only me. So, I'm going to end the story here. See you next time. Peace out!
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Hello? Is this thing working? Hehe, Jason told me to scare you like that. I don't think it works. What do you mean? (I think that is a song) I bet they went Noooo. I have to wait another week! Yeah Jason I'm sure they did. I'm going to cut to the part where we are all together, kind of.
So, before I gathered up everyone. Chiron told me that Nico has a few "questions from the reviewers," so I have to try my best to convince him to "join" us.
"Nico?" I asked. Woah, woah, woah wait! You can't just jump to something like that! We don't even know where you guys are! Um, I'm with Nico who is in Camp Half blood. Um, readers? Just use your imagination.
"Yes Piper?" Nico responded.
"Um, Chiron was wondering- "Nico raised his hands.
"If it is something to do with that fanfiction website? I don't want to be gay,"
"Please Nico,"
"No, I'm going to have some lunch,"
"Nico don't make me charm speak you." I warned. When Piper says that, you better run. And I can feel your glare Piper.
"Don't threaten me,"
"Then come Nico!"
"You sound like a child."
"Shut up," I retorted. Poor Nico. You know, I think I do a better job at accompany people. I mean I'm more funny than this, I think it is getting boring. So, you are saying I have to be more annoying?
Okay back to the story.
"Can I bribe you?" I began.
"No,"
"Can I flatter you?"
"No,"
"You're very stubborn,"
"I've been told,"
"Okay, fine Nico you don't have to come," I tried reverse phycology.
"Thanks bye,"
And, when I remembered Chiron told me that Nico was essential in my quest or today's ship, I blew and used my charm speak. Wow, I can't imagine the comments we will be getting. "Piper you are so mean." Thanks. Or, Hazel is much better with Nico.
"Nico, you are going to come with us. I heard Reyna is going to be there," I said sweetly. The last part I made up, well kind of. Since the romans arrived in Camp Half-blood today, I decided to include a roman. Specifically, a girl. Since, Nico is single and probably needs a girl if he um decides to date a girl. You know if Nico hears about it… uh he will get, uh he will… Don't worry I will leave you thinking, as you need some time. Shut up.
Oh and I think Nico and Reyna would be cool.
"I will come with you," Nico said as in a trance.
"Thanks" I replied sweetly.
Okay, now we fast forward to the reviews.
Okay commercial break. Let's have a talk. Like how this is really boring. Gee, a spirit lifter. Thanks. That's why I'm here right? To give you moral support! That's really boosting my spirit. What about, Type Piper! Type Piper! Tyyyyyyypppppppeeeeeee Piper! T-Y-P-E Piper! Yeah! I am rolling my eyes right now. I can tell.
To stop finger cramps, I'm just going to tell you I persuaded Reyna to come too.
"Um, last I counted there was 7 people, now there are 9 people!" Percy pointed out. I didn't know he could count. Oh, I just remembered something. Don't ask "what" Jason. I'm going to save it for the commercial break. Why?
"Yeah, Chiron said Nico is 'essential' in today's discussion." I explained.
"Why Reyna?" Annabeth asked. I threw my hands into the air. I put my hands into the air some-time. Saying a-yo. Come let's go!
You creep me out sometime.
"How many answers do you want?" I asked. Annabeth shrugged.
"Well, maybe because fate decreed it, maybe because I felt like it, maybe because when I tried to persuade Nico I included Reyna in!"
Frank nodded as if that made sense. Nico coming out of his senses, finally, scanned the area he was in.
"Woah, where am I? Why am I here? I'm out of here!" Nico stammered.
"No, Nico, Reyna is here to," I pointed at Reyna. Pointing fingers is rude. Can I continue, before you say something intelligent?
"If Reyna is here, you have to be here to,"
"Then Reyna and I can run away, so that if Reyna is over there," Nico pointed at the dining tables. Nico! You hurt the dining table's feelings!
"I can be over there with Reyna too," Nico blushed as he realized what he said. "I mean, as Piper has said, I have to be where Reyna is. So, I didn't say, I meant, uh…" Nico stammered. Leo mocked Nico by making heart symbols with his hands.
"Aww, Nico, you finally found true love! When you mean by running with Reyna… You mean like running together in the sunset?"
Nico and Reyna blushed.
I think the reader's eyes are getting tired. Which means commercial break! So, what is your topic? Okay, fine. That's your awesome topic people have been waiting for? No, now stop typing. You know what's weird? We still know how to read and write. It's like we know how to do this even if we were running for our lives.
So, you are saying…we learn when we are killing monsters?
I guess you could…say that? Another thing, we remember every single detail. Like how you raised you hand…wait for it… I put my hands into the air some time. Saying a-yo. C'mon let's go! Continuing, or like how Nico blushed, or um never mind. That's true…
So, I think sometimes you are making things up…as no human can have a memory that good. Was that an insult?
Anyway back to the story…If I can remember where I left off…
10 hours later…
Ahh, yes after Leo made his remark.
"I wished I had a sword, so I can make Leo kebabs," Reyna growled. Leo gulped.
"Leo kebabs would not be nice," Hazel cleared her throat.
"Let's get to the reviews,"
Rebecca Frost
That was good.
"Nico come back here!" Annabeth shouted as Nico was trying to escape. Nico groaned.
"I was going to get um…" He looked around. "Get a flower,"
I'm guessing since we were near the forest, he looked around and saw a flower and decided to use that to escape trouble. I'm shaking my head right now. Nico really needs to work on his lying skills. That's a skill in real life.
Leo snickered. "So, you admit you were getting a flower to…hmm, let me guess, Reyna?"
Percy tried to contain his laugh. Nico frantically shook his head.
Rebecca Frost.
Different.
"Yeah, I know, we are all different, I don't want 100 Franks running around," Frank commented. Leo burst out laughing. We all stared at him weirdly.
"Something funny?" Frank asked.
"No, no, a disturbing thought really,"
"Okay, you just tempted me even more to hear this," Jason said.
Leo laughed nervously.
"Next review?" Leo pleaded weakly.
Rebecca Frost
Disturbing
"Okay, in which way was my writing disturbing?" Jason interrupted. I pretended to think about that.
"Well, what about the part when you chose girlxgirl?" I said.
"Isn't that better than girl/god?"
Guest
You should do thalico or thalia x annabeth or leo x reyna
"Thailia and me?" Annabeth exclaimed in disbelief. "That's worse than me and Piper!" Ouch.
"Okay, now I understand why I am here," Reyna nodded her head thoughtfully. "Because they wanted me to be paired up with Mr. Annoying."
"Hey! I'm not annoying. I already have a girlfriend, thank you very much. I don't want to be paired up with ," Leo defended.
"Enough, please, you sound like Percy and Annabeth," I pleaded them to stop. Hey, so that is already 4 people who sound like Percabeth.
Penny Lu
Really like this story but got confused who was talking at times.
"Okay, what did you guys do?" Annabeth asked.
"Um, uh, um," Jason stammered. Smart answer Jason.
Jason or piper. I'd prefer you not write chapters in this format.
Hehe, we are already writing in the same format. This proves we are rebels.
At least show who's talking or this chapter not as funny as the chapters beforehand.
Percy slow clapped.
"I'm going to read the chapter after this…" Leo started slowly…
Yeah, that's all it started, how we got two laptops. About the formatting, Chiron apologized and said that the underline didn't show, so he had to change it back to italics.
Anyway still good and I'll be looking foward to next chapter. Also sorry forgot to favorite and follow earlier.
"Um, now I'm confused, why is she/he saying sorry? She/he is like our best fan!" Hazel wondered. Sorry, Penny if we made you blush.
Why are you saying sorry!? Blushing is good right? Not really, when you blush your cheeks get red and things like that. So? So, people may wonder why is her/his cheeks getting red? They may need to give her like ice water, to stop the redness from taking over her!
You have a crazy mind Jason. Okay, my turn to say sorry, Sorry, for my insane boyfriend. Please don't kill us.
Why are YOU saying sorry?
Lugiaman14
As amusing as always, and Piper is half right, kinda.
My mom wanted me to be a girl. Sometimes I try to imagine how different my life would have gone if I had been born a girl too.
"Now, I really want to read that chapter," Leo said desperately.
Oh, that. Aha, told you he was a boy. And not a girl. Does that matter?
Yes of course it does! I bet you made Lugia… can I call you that? I bet you made Lugia clamp his hand over his heart! You insulted him!
Again, Lugiaman14, look up to my apology to Penny Lu. I'm too lazy to type that out again.
But enough about me, you all want a ship or story. One of my all time favorite stories is called The True Child Of Chaos by nutsofthechest. It's a Percy/Harem fic, so i'm not sure if it's allowed, but I didn't see a rule against them.
"You know what that means! Let's check the story!" Leo grinned like a madman.
The True Child Of Chaos by nutsofthechest
This isn't your normal chaos story, what if Percy was a natural born son of chaos and adopted by her brother Order? Percy is born on another planet but is forced to go to earth the day he was born. What will happen to him when he is here? Will he ever Rated M: badass fight scenes, lemons, and harem Percy/Hestia, Hera, Artemis, Piper, Zoë, Bianca, Diana#2, Khione, Chaos#2.
"Your brother has a creative name, Percy," Annabeth snickered. Can't you guys tell that Piper likes the word "snickered?" Percy screamed.
"Ahh! Rated M?! Oh my gods, and I'm dating Hestia?! *blarrrrrrpppppppp, rated M, and I'm dating Hestia…I hope there are no beds in this story,"
"I hope Hestia doesn't hear about this…And what do you have against Hestia, anyway?" Reyna said.
"Well maybe the fact that Hestia is a goddess, and to make matters worse, she is a maiden goddess!" Percy said frantically.
"True," mused Reyna.
Okay, that is the first shout out made by a fan. If nutsofthechest is reading this, lugiaman14 is a true fan.
Wow, nice speech. You should run for president.
I apologize to Percy for putting him back in the spotlight, but I can't find a lot of non-Percy centric stories that I enjoy
"Oh, yeah put it in that way," Percy muttered.
"What does that even mean?" Leo asked.
Lord of Potatoes
Well I'm back with better (read: WORSE) ships then before:
"Oh boy, I'm excited," Leo said sarcastically.
"I'm scared," Nico whimpered. Reyna slapped him in the back.
"Toughen up Death boy! You fought a lot of monsters, and you are scared about the lord or potatoes? What is he going to do? Throw potatoes at you?" Reyna scolded.
"Potatoes hurt, you know!" Nico replied equally scared.
BrickxJason because I love you all
"No, why?" Jason whined. Hey I didn't whine. Well, what should I put? Hypothesized. That doesn't even make sense! Exactly.
FrankxNico because I saw one the other day and it was a LEMON! How emotionally scarring.
Frank and Nico looked at each other and walked away awkwardly.
We all stared at each other stunned. Finally, Percy broke the silence.
"Frank and Nico, that's scary. Humor me if I'm wrong, but lemons are sour. And when you drink lemon juice it heals your throat, right?"
"Okay, I'm going to bite, you got the first part right, but the second part you got wrong," I broke in. Percy burrowed his eyebrows.
"So, lemons are sweet?"
"No lemons as in sexual stuff," Percy's mouth formed a perfect O.
If, next time someone says lemon is the wrong definition, I know who to blame.
Frank and Nico came back.
LeoxNico because I still ship it
"What does it take to change your mind?" Leo pleaded.
NicoxLeo because I'm running out of ideas
"Hey! Isn't that the same ship but flipped?" Nico demanded.
"No, Leo it's completely different ships," hazel replied sarcastically.
PercyxBianca because I'm evil-NICE!
"That's not really possible…." Nico said slowly.
PercyxSally because I don't know
"If it is friendship/family, that's fine, but romance? We are freaking related!" Percy exclaimed.
NicoxWill because I love Solangelo
"Hey! Since when did I like Will?" Nico said angrily. Reyna shrugged.
"Well, do you like Will?"
ReynaxJason because I hate it so much
"I hate that ship," I murmured. Jason smirked.
"Still jealous?"
"I'm not doing this ship," I muttered. Sorry, I dozed off. I'm thinking of jokes to say. I'm excited.
ReynaxNico because it is another of my ships including Nico
"Well, I have to agree, you two would make a perfect ship," Percy said.
"Yeah, I said joining in, Nico try to make a move, Reyna don't resist," I agreed. As if it is that simple. Don't boys have the guts to ask a girl out? Yeah, I'm sure you gave a lot of courage to all the boys out there.
NicoxRachel because read above
NicoxDrew because I saw it once upon nightmare
"That's gross," Nico commented.
"So you admit you would rather date Reyna?" Leo teased.
"Sure?" Nico seemed to ask himself. Annabeth joining in, slapped Reyna on the back.
"Come on Nico! Look at her right now, you see how pretty she is? See how the blush is filling up her cheeks? This is the perfect girl!" Annabeth grinned. Reyna looked like she wanted to run with Nico to the dining hall.
"I lied, I would rather make Annabeth kebabs,"
AnnabethxLuke because GROSS
ThaliaxLuke because I want a ship I ship
ReynaxOctavian because I'm feeling adventurous
"I hate Octavain!" Reyna screamed.
"You, know what they say, opposites attract," Nico pointed out. Reyna glared at Nico.
"Not helping,"
RachelxOctavian because yeah.
THE END!
I like how they ended with so yeah. Take a look at the word count. Holy Hera! 3100 words! And we didn't even get to the main part. We better hurry.
Lord of Potatoes
THIS COUNTS FOR CHAPTER THREE!
I forgot to add
ThaliaxNico
LeoxReyna
LeoxNico (just go with it)
"No I refuse to do this," Leo crossed his arms. I cross my arms into my arms sometime. Saying a-yo. Come on let's go! And to think you dropped it.
"You never know when someone else would want to do it," Annabeth said calmly. Leo gulped.
ReynaxHylla
"Hello? We're sisters," said wait! Let them guess, I'm sure they can guess.
AthenaxPosiedon
"Great now there is going to be a tsunami,"
SilenaxPercy
DrewxPercy
JasonxNico
"Definitely not," said You-Know-Who.
JasonxAnnabeth
"What is this? To make me jelly? I refuse to be jelly!" Percy said.
Sorry if I doubled some (except LeoxNico because that was on purpose.)
"How many ships was that?" Leo asked.
"A lot," We all replied.
Guest
Loving this story! PLZ GODS do one abt either Percico and/or Solangelo bcuz Neeks is always either ADORABLE or waaaaaay sexy in those fics.
"Well, I remember doing Percico, it was horrible," Nico shuddered. Reyna smirked.
"I would do anything to see that,"
Plz read 'Percy and Nico, through and through' by Hades-the-Sexy only coz i wanna see the 7's reaction.
"You mean the 9's," Reyna corrected. Leo raised his eyebrows.
"You know what that means?" Leo fist pumped. "Another story!"
Percy and Nico, through and through by Hades-the-Sexy
First Fanfic! Excited! It is slash between the boys, but although the bedroom is always the most interesting,
"Well, I wonder what that means," I winked at Percy. Nico was covering his eyes hiding behind Reyna.
I really like to explore what the character is going through and how they get to their sweet lovin ;) starts where the House of Hades finishes. VERY sexual (warning), coarse lang. Graphic violence. I HAVE EDITED THIS ENTIRE FIC. Hope you enjoy this new version!
"Well, I know who is not going to enjoy this," Percy said sarcastically.
And Nico's. It'd b so friggin hilarious! Sorry this is so long. -Huge Nico fangirl
"I can tell," Nico said. "That you are a huge fan of me,"
"You can add Percy om that list too," Annabeth teased.
"Hey!" Percy exclaimed.
Happypeguin13
Love it so far please do Brason! cause i have sooo many werid fanfics on that ship!
At that comment our eyes widened.
"I think you should just close this off, so we don't have to read weird ships!" Nico stammered.
Hey guys I'm back. Just went to get a sandwich. Still typing huh. This chapter is so long.
Yeah, I know. This is taking forever. I'm running out of jokes. My brain is blank.
"And that is all the reviews!" I said exhausted.
"I'm going to count all the ships given to us," Percy insisted.
A few minutes later, Percy broke the silence.
"36 ships!" Percy exclaimed. "35 when Piper picks the ship,"
"So, we are going to be here for 35 more weeks!?" We all screamed.
Let me guess what this story is in 35 weeks.
Hello guys. Zzzz. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Today's ship is Zeus/Chiron. That's weird. The end.
Yeah that's probably it.
"Time for the favorites and followers,"
Favorites: Rebecca Frost, happypeguin13
Followers: Calefe, MehScrewIt, Penny Lu, PercabethOTP996, Rebecca Frost, alonewithaviolin, happypeguin13
"Okay, while Piper chooses the ship, let's have some entertainment," Frank suggested. I forgot about him.
I began searching Reyna/Nico ships. I'm not going to explain why, too many words, 3700 words!
"I have a joke to tell Annabeth," Percy broke in.
"Knock knock,"
"Who's there," Annabeth grunted.
"Hutch,"
"Hutch who,"
"Ew! Cover your mouth when you sneeze!"
Annabeth rolled her eyes.
"That's the worst joke I heard,"
"Well, do you have a better one?" Percy challenged.
"Yes I do!"
"Tell me," Percy commanded.
"Knock knock,"
"Who's there,"
"Keith,"
"Keith who?"
"Keith me you fool,"
Percy leaned in and started to kiss.
"Ahh, Nico cover your eyes! PDA!" Leo screamed.
When they finally broke apart, I announced my ship. Reyna/Nico.
Well, guys I have it to owe it to you guys, without you guys, I will be stuck listening to Brason stories.
That's not the reason I chose Reyna/Nico. I'm not that mean, unlike a certain someone.
Hey!
Healing by SwanDestiny
When Aphrodite gives Reyna a youth potion, bringing her two years back, and she tells her that it'll heal her wounds, Reyna isn't sure of what to think of it. Is it just another heart wrenching trick of Aphrodite? Or is it something more... Something like love? And is it just a coincidence she was the same age as Nico? (Reynico)
"This is much better than the other ships," I said because I was running out of ideas to say. That's the disadvantage of writing so much. No idea how to please you guys.
Reyna is looking uncertainly at Nico, not sure what to think. Maybe they can break out of their shell is embrace each other.
Some thinking Piper.
"That's crazy, so if that happens, does that mean, that our whole future will change?" Nico pondered. Ooh, a big word.
"Next one?" Hazel said uncertainly.
All over again by Fictionloverbhavya
Nico and Reyna. Aren't they 'perfectly cute' together? All of us Reynico shippers know that they have feelings for each other. What if their feelings grew stronger? will they become a couple? But what about Aphrodite's curse? and Nico's being gay? To see what happens continue to read 'all Over Again' by Me aka Bhavya. :)
"Well, to the Reynico shippers, I am not in love with Reyna!" Nico muttered.
"And to the one Nico in Camp Half Blood, when someone says that they are in love," Percy teased.
"Why does the world hate me? First the reviewers now you guys,"
"I wouldn't say that, as Reyna over here," Leo points at Reyna. Don't say it is rude Jason. "Does not hate you,"
"Another thing, why does people assume I am gay!?" Nico demanded. My brain is going, "NICO MAD RUN!".
Oh, there you are I was wondering where you were. I was going to finish this soon. As I have finger cramps.
Wait we need to end this in a cool way before we do our last notes.
Um, what about, then everyone came together and gave a group hug and did their handshake.
We have a handshake?
Jason you ruined it! I was just going to end it like that. You know the other chapters the ending was the worse.
Well, maybe because I have 14 min until I have to go and do archery class.
True. Um, how about Percy invited everyone for swim lessons.
Um, sure. You guys can imagine that. Just imagine whatever you want. As we are aging by the minute. My hands feel so wrinkled.
Okay, final notes.
Next chapter is either going to be written by Annabeth, Percy or Frank.
I feel so bad for them.
Oh and Christmas is coming. Chiron is suggesting a Christmas fic before Christmas.
I really have a finger cramp. Okay, another thing should we continue to torture my lucky boyfriend? Brason?
No don't torture Piper's lucky boyfriend.
Should we close this out? My head is going to droop anytime, soon. You can close out; I have something to say to the fans.
Okay, bye guys, hope you enjoy my writing yadayadayada.
Thanks for reading, I'm going to pass this on to Jason.
You know how I like to sing songs, as shown above? I have one last song for you.
I love my fans and reviewers all the time. Saying A-yo. I love ya!
I need to close out this story! Because it's too long!
Bye guys!
-Jason and Piper (She's in Archery)
A/N and that's the super long story.
4500 words.
Again thanks to all the readers out there.
Things to review:
Ships (As Percy said there are 35 ships out there, so you have like a 1/35 chance of getting picked)
Stories you would like the 7 to review
Suggestions
Likes
Dislikes
Yeah.
Sorry to all the grammar or spelling mistakes, Piper said she had finger cramps and couldn't edit it.
So yeah.
See you next time
-Bobo2015