Countries in a house pt 5

WARNING

This is not meant to offend any countries or people in them countries so please don't be offended and have fun

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Most of the countries were outside as Ireland has called them they're

Germany: wonder why were here?

England: who knows he could be asking us for a drink

Then Ireland walked out

Ireland: RIGHT SINCE DAY IS NEAR I DECIDED THAT WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING IRISH TO GET INTO THE MOOD SOO WERE DOING HURLING

China: WHAT!

America: WHAT!

England: WHAT!

Northern Ireland: ok

Ireland: theyre is hurley sticks they're in the box and yea ill show you lads how to do it

They all grab a hurley stick

Ireland: ok everyone grab a helmet youll need one for this

They all grab a helmet

Ireland: good

Ireland: now England come here

England: why i…

Ireland: COME HERE

ENGLAND GOES over to where Ireland was pointing

Ireland: now this is how you don't tackle

Ireland starts beating up England with the hurling stick

A few minutes later England was in an ambulance

Scotland: will he be ok?

France: well you see….

China: no

After a few hours Ireland thought everyone how to play hurling and he would select a few people to play in a match tomorrow

The next day

The countries were swarming the front lawn with two teams on it

TEAM A TEAM B

1 IRELAND NORTHERN IRELAND

2 AMERICA NORTH KOREA

3 JAPAN ENGLAND

4 UKRAIN RUSSIA

5 IVORY COAST WALES

6 VATICAN SAUDI ARABIA

7 CANADA ISRAEL

8 SCOTLAND SWEDEN

9 CHINA GERMANY

America goes up to Ireland

America: uh Ireland? Whose reefing this match?

Ireland: one of my sons

Then a helicopter landed and out came cavan in a ref uniform

Cavan: right heres the points system you can get goals and points one goal is 3 points clear?

Everyone: yes

Cavan: right you can have a team discussion

Then suddenly two commentators appear

Louth: hello im louth and this is maine and we are your commentators for todays hurling match team a vs team b exciting match maine?

Maine: yes yes very exciting match both teams are going over team plans

Northern Ireland: ok team b this is the plan ok wales you go down the middle and Russia you take the corner and…..

Ireland: team a… batter them

Cavan: OK TEAMS THROW UP

Both teams got into the middle

Cavan: ok first to get a total of then wins

Louth: ok in this front lawn a hurling match is taking place

The whistle blows and the ball is thrown up

Ukraine gets the ball and is balancing it on his hurley stick

Maine: Ukraine has the ball and is going to tem b goal

Ukraine gets tackled by Russia now Russia hit it up towards team a goal and scores a point

Team A 0-00 - TEAM B 0-01

Ireland: don't give up team b

Ireland hits it up field and japan gets it north korea is about to hit him but japan avoids it and scores

Maine: good score all tied at one point

Germany gets it but gets hit by a hurley stick by America

Germany: ow!

America: …

After a lot of scoring and goals later it was

Team a 0-7 team b 1-6

Louth: this is close folks all that team B needs to do is score to win and team a needs to score a goal to win

Ireland: ready

Northern Ireland: born ready

Ireland hits the ball up field

Where Saudi arabia and Vatican is waiting and Vatican gets it but Saudi arabia swings the hurley stick and its hit vat and he drops it

Maine: that must sting like a tazer to the nuts

Saudi arabia hits it and it was about to go over but Scotland throws his hurling stick at it and it hits the sliothar(the ball) and it flies through a window into the house

Germany: THE WINDOWS!

Sweden was the first to go into the house to find it and he found it but in the hall America was waiting

America: give me the ball and no one gets hurt

Sweden: no

America swings his hurley stick at Sweden but Sweden dodges and runs out and passes it to Saudi outside in the back

Saudi hits it over and ireland catches it

Ireland: thanks idiot

Northern ireland tries to swing his hurley ireland dodges and hits the ball over his head and runs for it with a hit from his hurley the sliothar goes flying towards team b goal but northern ireland throws his hurley towards it…..

Louth: THEY DONE IT!

Ireland: what

Northern ireland : what

The sliothar was in the back of then net but there was two hurley sticks in a heap just infront of the goals

Northern ireland: what?

Scotland walks over to the heap and picks up his hurley stick

Scotland pats northern Ireland

Scotland: better luck next time*walks of*

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