A/N Alas, the chapter is here. (It is well after Christmas)
So sorry for all you guys who thought the story will come out on Sunday.
I'm actually surprised I haven't got any hate messages on my absence.
In fact, instead of hate messages I got even more reviews, which means longer chapter.
The 8 will be glad they have fans.
Now you will hear the huge list of excuses. Ahem
Percy said his dyslexia was getting the better of him.
Annabeth said editing was so hard. (She said sentences were said weirdly and the spelling was horrible)
I was torn when I should publish this on Christmas eve or Sunday.
For (For, four! Hehe) the first time in 10 years I found a good book to read.
Hmm, I thought the list would be longer. Anyway, merry Christmas!
And I suppose a happy new year.
This is a Christmas special and I'm afraid the last chapter of 2015.
Hope you enjoy it!
Percy P.O.V
Why hello there! Percy here if you didn't know. How should I begin this?
For starters, (Like me) I should probably say Merry Christmas!
A lot of things have happened since the last chapter. For once, Chiron was engrossed (I don't know if that word makes sense in the scene, but I heard Annabeth using it, and it sounded good, so I am using it) in a story. You can see him everyday head buried in his book!
He got happy and said we should do "secret Santa".
He said everyone would like it. I'm sure everyone knows what secret Santa is so let's get right into it.
Since this already passed I'm going to tell you who I got. Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you, Nico is officially in the gang as we have a Nico fan. Nico tried talking himself out, it didn't work.
Why don't you guess who I got? You have a 1/7 chance of guessing it correctly. (Annabeth helped me with the fraction, she wanted a shout out)
If you choose Annabeth, you are corr-wrong.
I got Nico. I got him a book (In ancient Greek). The title was "How to be in a healthy relationship" I figured he needed to fix up before the holidays. Whether he finds true love with a boy or a girl, that book will be handy.
This chapter will be written differently. Instead of all the reviews first, then the stories, I'm going to mix some stories here and there. Also, there is no particular ship. Just Christmas stories.
Now, I would like to thank everyone of you who are reading this. I got to admit something. According to the stats, (I'm not a fanfiction expert, I probably read the data wrong or something)
900, of the 1900 people stop reading after the 1st chapter.
(Let's give a huge round of applause to Leo for scaring off the readers)
The other readers are spread out in the chapter 2-5
Where was I? Yeah, thank you for enduring our horrible writing.
Now for the next thank you saying thingy.
Thank you for all your reviews. (Thank you for giving me finger cramps) Most of your reviews brings a smile or a scowl (That's good! We like to be teased…) to our face.
We love you all. Well, maybe not a few of you. We did get some hate messages from some people…
There, I spilled the truth out. (Christmas is a time of honesty. Annabeth insisted I be honest)
Who knew Percy could be so serious on Christmas?
If you just thought that, you are wrong. I can imagine Annabeth thinking, "Percy serious? No way in hell."
I'm going nowhere.
Let's start the 17 reviews. (Hey, Percy here, I'm here editing, someone just reviewed so make that 18 reviews)
Justsurvivesomehow
Why is this so amusing? Like I don't even understand why! Color me confused man. Should totally do an Apollo/Percy. No mercy for Percy. Oh my glob?! Did I seriously just make a rhyme. Woah.
Here, have a blue waffle. (#)
Leo shook his head.
"I don't understand mortal slang. Is this a new slang in the 21st century? Color me… Better add that to my list," Leo muttered,
"No mercy for Percy," I mumbled. Annabeth poked me.
"Hey don't be so glum, you know you like the rhyme,"
Lord of Potatoes
I will first like to say to Leo Valdez, I have graciously (does that even work there?) approved of your apology. I do not mind getting nicknames. I love them so much.
Piper elbowed Leo.
"You're just like Lord P, you know you love your nickname repair boy,"
Leo nodded. "I agree, Supreme awesome bad boy hotstuff Leo is an awesome nickname!"
Secondly, Nico di Angelo is my life so idc if you care at all. You could be the happiest person alive and I will smile from feels. You be the saddest person alive and I would cry from feels. You should check out my one and only story I have. No I'm not a stalker.
I scratched my head. "Huh?"
Annabeth smirked. "You don't understand don't you?"
I shook my head quickly. "No, no, I understand, I understand,"
Annabeth was still smirking. I wish I could wipe the smirk off her face. "Percy you're a bad liar,"
Thirdly, to Percy and Leo, when I say wtf I mean what the fluff. Swearing is prohibited to my mind and imagination.
Fourthly, to Annabeth Chase, that was not the longest review ever. I have seen many and written many.
Annabeth gaped.
"Well, I am lucky we have copy and pasting. Imagine coping all that down!"
Fifthly, since when did the last two chapters have some of my favourite stories? Are YOU stalking ME?! I'm completely fine with that.
Anyweasels, I have prolonged this enough. SHIPS!
Do you mind if I used that? Anyweasels, sounds good.
NicoxWill because I actually have a story for this: the Safe House by foreverskysong (now is a good time to tell you but I have no idea who it's by. I am fairly sure it IS foreverskysong but IDGF. Remember its fluff, not *insert swear word here*)
I'm going to italic this story. The boldness is making me dizzy.
The Safe House by thegoddesskym
About a year after the Giant War, Chiron offers some of the campers to work in safe houses. This means living in the mortal world without fear of monster attacks. When Nico signed up for it he didn t know he would have to deal with high school, jealousy and nosy teenagers. Also the whole 'safe' thing doesn t exactly work if the monster in the kitchen is anything to go by. Solangelo
Nico's eyes widened. He began to pace around.
"Oh gods, nosy teenagers. Like in stalkers? Following me in my safe house? Like a news reporter?"
"Yeah I guess," Hazel replied.
"Another thing, I hope this is not the future," Nico shuddered. "If someone offers you a safe house don't accept,"
"So you're saying, if someone offers you an unsafe house accept it," Leo pointed out.
JasonxBrick because it was destined to happen.
LeoxAnnabeth because I feel like hating on Percy now.
LukexThalia because there are many cute fluffy fics out there.
LeoxPiper because YOLO
LeoxThalia
LeoxPercy
NicoxLeo, I'm sorry but I have written that so many times that when I just write Nico that is what it spell-checks into.
I laughed. "That's pretty funny,"
NicoxAnnie because I feel like hating on Annemeth (typo was an accident but is still necessary.)
I shook my head. "How many nicknames do you have Annabeth? Let's see, Annie, Annameth, Ms. Chase-
Annabeth interrupted. "That's not a nickname!"
I cleared my throat. "Well, I think it is, Wise girl, Anna, something to take the silence up, Beth," I smiled proudly.
"See how I put some random words? So it doesn't sound like Annabeth, just Anna, Beth"
Annabeth rolled her eyes. "Yes, we are all amazed by your intelligence.
NicoxJason
NicoxPiper
LeoxNico because I need to let my feels out. I was actually expecting you to never write this, seeing as it has been five chapters with five reviews all continually saying this. It wasn't even focused on the ship. Annabeth, you have failed me.
"Sorry?" Annabeth asked.
I feel guilty, hold up, I'm finding one. Don't worry I can handle some bruises from the others when they find out that they have to discuss a story with more FEELING.
PercyxJason
PercyxApollo because this is a well-shipped ship, along with
PercyxArtemis
PercyxLuke
PercyxPoseidon
PercyxAthena
PercyxAphrodite
PoseidonxAthena
Because I don't want it to take forever for you to write this all out I will end here. I mean with the ships I still have many things to discuss.
Surprisingly, I feel honoured on the amount of times you mentioned me. You know me so well. If I'm here for fifty weeks, you have to get used to me.
Gee, I wonder how many more fans we are going to pick up along the way.
Now, catchphrases. I did say that I will have a new one each week. So I put a lot of thought in this:
I will give you a penny if you update.
"Ooh, a penny! How much is that again?" I wondered. I paused.
"Doesn't matter, penny sounds good, it probably is worth a lot."
Frank stared at me like I'm from another planet.
"What?" I asked.
That was the end to my horrible review. I'm surprised you haven't kicked me out.
As promised I have a Leico Christmas story. But first, blue (#)
This is bringing memories of the bruise I got on my back.
Good times.
Have yourself a very GhostFire Christmas! By Sly Raccoon (Thank gods for auto spelling, I spelt raccoon wrong)
It a major fluffball (Or planet) of GhostFire/Valdangelo/Neo/Leico at Christmas. They are coming out to the rest of the seven and... Yah. It's a two shot (Maybe three) and for the first chapter I wrote like 7000 words! Holy samosas. Anywho... It's got fluff, it's got feels, and I like it (And I rate everything T)
"Remind me again what I am doing here?" Piper asked.
Warning, very grumpy people. Remember this is after our discussion. Like 2 days after. I brought them to the woods because GhostFire sounds creepy, and nothing is creepier than the woods.
"Stay on topic! You don't want to review another Valdangelo story next week? Maybe I'll wake you guys up at midnight," I warned.
"Right, so what to say, you want honesty?" Jason asked.
"Last I checked, someone wanted you guys to like gayness," I whistled.
"But wouldn't it be more interesting if we found it wrong? Like a weird reaction?" Jason countered.
Okay guys, I'm giving you a choice.
Let's say the ship was Percy/Apollo. (I feel like I have to go over this, because some people don't want us to be homophobic.)
Embracing the gayness. (Simpler words, nothing wrong with Percy/Apollo)
Ex: I shrugged. "Sounds fine with me. If two people love each other then they love each other. (Someone sent a message to me, like that, just letting you know so I'm not copying)
Homophobic (Self-explanatory)
Ex. I gaped. "What the Hades? Apollo and me? That's crazy! I need a bucket! And I need to wash my eyeballs out!"
I don't know, some people don't like as being homophobic and some people are fine with how the story is.
"I think it is…uh nice? Everyone is heart and whole. No one is left out? As in, like Leo has a partner and Nico is not scowling," Jason started slowly.
Fair enough.
Next story needs to be more exciting, I'm going to find a story weirder, disgusting and interesting.
Well, here is the next review.
Blackbirdroses3
Awsome chapter, who could think Annabeth is funny. LoL :))
Ha-ha. I have been with Annabeth my whole life (6 years…Scratch that, not my entire life but half? You know what? Never mind) and her traits are punching me, smirking at me, laughing at me and making my life hard. Better add funny to my list.
As for the ships, you should do:
Percy x Apollo cause it's my favorite non-canon ship out there
Percy x Luke - you should read the story "Nepenthe" by pretense, sorry Percy :3
Well, I shouldn't have said anything about weird stories.
Once again I'm going to italic it, as the boldness is taking over this page.
Nepenthe by pretense
"Percy, we're enemies, I get that, but why the ever-living Hell are you going through my underwear drawer?" Percy/Luke, in that order. Dubcon. PWP.
Thank you for this weird story. It's rated M…Everyone burst out laughing. Annabeth and Nico cracked a smile.
"Dude! Why are you looking through his drawer? To be more specific why his UNDERWEAR drawer?" Leo jested.
"Okay I get it, I was probably driven mad by love and I probably wanted to steal his underwear so that he can't wear underwear. You can't go into battle without underwear!" I defended.
But, Leo wasn't done.
"What did you think you were going to find? Superman underwear? My little pony underwear?"
I'm going to give you a waffle now, since you probably just made the audience burst out laughing at me. Blue (#)
Percy x Triton lol lol lol
There was a story with Percy/Blackjack- "Poker face" by PancaekPirate... I'm feeling evil, haha
At that time, I dropped the phone stunned. Here I still dropped the mouse.
Poker face by PancaekPirate
All is not well in Percy's love life, his feelings are in turmoil and he's not quite sure of anything anymore. But the appearance of a mysterious but familiar boy sets everything in a different light.
"What are you not sure of? Loving Annabeth or Loving Blackjack?" Hazel asked me.
Honestly, I was so glad Blackjack wasn't here. I could imagine his thoughts. Boss, you love me? I don't want to suck your face. You know when you're with Annabeth.
Yeah, that would be awkward.
Well, go ahead and check that story out, go ahead and make fun of me…
The Punk Rock Demigod
DON'T TELL ME TO CLEAN MY LANGUAGE I'M PUNK ROCK I DO WHAT I WANt!
Leo whimpered.
Imma just clear this up now because everyone else feels the need to: I am a female. Call me PRD.
Let's nail this:
Pertemis
Percy/Leo
Percy/Clarisse
Percy/Athena
Percy/Chiron
Percy/Reyna
Percy/Calypso
PERCY/Bob
Percy/Silena
Percy/Luke
Percy/Rachel
PERCY/Aphrodite
Percy/Jason
Connor/Travis
Connor/Katie bc WHO DOESNT LOVE SIBLING RIVALRY (me)
Nico pointed out something. "I always get harassed, why doesn't Frank or Hazel get some weird ships?"
Hazel crossed her arms. "Maybe because we are a good couple, and people realize we can't be separated,"
I pretended to nod thoughtfully.
"So, I have to be like Frank, I need to gain more weight, eat more, be able to change into animals and stay quiet in order to earn my freedom?"
"Yeah that is exactly what you have to do," Frank said sarcastically.
Annabeth/Hazel bc why not harrass you both
Hazel scowled. "Good job Nico, you jinxed it, now I can see a lot of Hazel ships,"
Nico bowed. "That's my specialty,"
Hazel/Leo
Hazel/Nico
Hazel/Piper
Hazel/Reyna
HAZEL/Dakota
Reyna/Dakota bc I enjoy screwing with it all
Reyna/Clarisse bc idk
Silena/Drew
Silena/Luke
LUKE/Annabeth
Luke/Thalia
Annabeth/Thalia
You know what, I give up. Do I win yet? XD
Yeah you won! You won a blue (#). Seriously guys, I'm such a nice guy, giving away my virtual waffles. And they are not waffles, they are BLUE waffles.
I showed my love guys. I could have eaten them all. (Evil Percy)
88wiseowls
I would still like to see all the ships from my last review but I have a new one.
I need to see Brason. Please I'm begging the next person to do Brason.
Technically, the next person is me, but it's Christmas. So, lucky Frank, has the burden of choosing.
"I actually have a story. I can make a Brason story right now," Leo said mischievously.
Piper buried her head in her hands.
"Oh gods, kill me now,"
Leo cleared his throat. "One day, Jason was running along the beach. Suddenly he fell headfirst into the sand! Instead of falling into the soft sand he fell onto a hard brick. Jason groaned. Suddenly, Piper came rushing up to him.
'Oh gods, Jason why are you kissing the brick?'
Jason got up. He realized there was lip marks on the brick when he fell. He wondered where the brick came from. He picked up the brick and stored it in his cabin. He will never forget the day when he had a relationship with a brick. The end,"
Leo bowed. Piper and Jason stared at him in shock.
"What no applause?"
Piper clapped, soon everyone joined in. Leo looked surprised.
"I clapped, because I was glad it was over Leo," Piper smirked.
I also have some stories that you need to see. They are (there's quite a few) Kisses in the rain , That wasn't supposed to happen and the Not anymore series which is brilliant and very funny.
I'm only going to do one, because SPOILER ALERT there is going to be a lot of stories coming. I'll do the rest of the stories next chapter.
And what the heck? We're going to be here for another 50 weeks.
Fanfiction? Not anymore! By silentwolf111
3rd fic in the 'Not Anymore' series. Hephaestus has done it again! This time, he has found FanFiction, a website in which the gods publish their (not-so-great) writing! But what happens when a mysterious person starts leaving harsh flames on the gods' stories? One thing's for sure; things are going to get ugly.
Well, you never know if this is true or not. I'm going to end it here, so I can read the gods not so great, I mean not so…bad stories. Yeah.
I'm back! Stocked on some more blue waffles. Here have a blue (#)
Rebecca Frost
I ship Percabeth
I do to.
Well, that's a change. A short 3-word review…
Calefe
(I'm not logged in right now) (Not that you care *cough* Nico)
Okay, so I'm in the mood to torture Leo.
"No, I'm not in the mood to torture Leo!" Leo gulped.
Liper because Jason is meh (Leo's gonna brag about that now)
Lazel sorry frank...
Valdang (Leo and Frank) MUWAHAHAH
Piper laughed. "Valdang? What kind of name is that? It's like you have something in your mouth, like ball! And then you missed it, so you say dang. Get it? Ball! Dang!"
Leo crossed his arms. "Well, do you have a better name?"
Piper thought. "The only ones I can think of are, Lenk, Lrenk, Leank, Lek, Freo, Franko, Zhandez,"
Leo grinned. "None of those match the awesomeness of Valdang,"
Okay I'm done for now
Here have a hot blue waffle. Blue (#)
I'm in the mood for a sweet Christmas story.
Under the Mistletoe by theartnerd333
Annabeth Chase "hates" her biology lab partner, Percy Jackson. Well actually, she is deeply in love with him but always fought away her feelings of loving him. The cocky player, Percy Jackson, is someone that she cannot resist. Until one day, where something great happens to her. But will it last? And will she be able to fully decipher the once unknown feelings? Cute One-shot.
Ahem. Christmas is a time for honesty. I got curious and read it.
"I wish, I could be 'book' Percy," I muttered. Because, seriously, book Percy was way better with girls.
"That is a truly terrifying thought," Annabeth said.
Nico grunted. "This reminds me when you were young. How you guys won't admit feelings for each other,"
Nico continued. "The whole camp literally would explode if you guys didn't be together,"
I stared. "Not joking, when you guys kissed, well I have to admit, I thought to myself, when are they ever going to breathe?"
Awkward.
Penny Lu
Hilarious as always!
Do a Thalia ship next! Everyone would try to decorate her (cause she used to be a pine tree)!
"Oh my gods, that would be awesome!" Jason exclaimed.
Or maybe a leo ship too since it is cold and snowing it's nice to be by the fire with hot coco with marshmallows (marshmallow fight!)!
So next time thaleo (is that what Thalia and leo together is called?) since either one in a ship would have a great opportunity to be absolutely hilarious and together even more so!
And now for the Christmas song
Christmas is coming (Technically it is after Christmas, I delayed too long)
the goose is getting fat
Please put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny than a halfpenny will do
If you haven't got a halfpenny than god bless you!
Here you can give the old man a blue waffle. Blue (#)
Oh yeah! For those who don't celebrate Christmas, Merry day!
Happy Kwanza! Happy Hanukah! Happy New Year!
Happy-Ooh Squirrel!
On to the 9/18 reviews. Sigh. I thought we would at least be more than half way!
Lunarchroniclesandcockatiels
Percyxhestia
Yes! Exactly what we need. 2-word review. Blue (#)
Lunarchroniclesandcockatiels
Ships: I'm just gonna make a random ship. I know...*cues dramatic drum roll*
"Ooh, the suspense is killing me!" Leo pretends to drop dead on the floor.
I mock applause. (Is that proper grammar?) "One day Leo, you should be an actor,"
If you see someone with the name Leo Valdez in the movie credits, you know how it started.
Percy x Katie!
Stories: A single curse, a very percabeth christmas, the lightning thief parody reboot
A Very Percabeth Christmas
You have a huge advantage when you're the author. For instance, you get to choose the story. (No that's not the summary!)
Percy and Annabeth, and their kids, Bella and Ethan, are counting down the days until Christmas. Percabeth (demigod universe) Please review and tell me what you think!
(That's the summary)
Piper squealed. "Oh my gods! You have kids!"
If I have to give a star and a step to my friends the star would be, very good on NOT staying on topic. And a step is STAY ON TOPIC! It's Christmas, and we're discussing the names of our kids. Brilliant.
Leo smirked. "So, when did you find out, ah, you were carrying a child?"
I attempted to change the topic. "Didn't I tell you how awesome Christmas is? I wish for blue waffles,"
Annabeth rolled her eyes on me. I cast her a look saying what?
Likes: THIS IS SO AWESOME WOW ITS AMAZING PLEASE WRITE MORE SOON!
The chance of me writing this story on time is 0.99%.
Dislikes: NOTHING
Here is another blue waffle to add to your 2 waffles. Blue (#)
Luna
Also liver lazel just because, also Leo x kihone :) hehheehhe
"What ship is liver again?" Hazel asked confusedly.
"Doesn't matter, I want to eat a liver, those taste good," Frank said hastily. There goes my appetite.
Piper frowned. "Isn't that Me and, Leo? Replace the v with a p?"
Annabeth titled her head. "Probably,"
Here have a blue (#)
I'm going to start giving blue candy out. You guys took all of the waffles!
Huge Fangirl
-Nico Fangirl
First off, Leo, u can stop being such a smartass about the whole non-homophobic thing, i just found it kinda offensive coz I'm pansexual (is that how u spell it?) but wtf ever.
"Dude apologize!" Annabeth scolded.
"Sorry," Leo whimpered. This guy needs to toughen up! How many times does he whimper?
Second, I'm gonna try to stop being so pshyco (sorry about that, guys). Third, i don't agree with the ship Leico but i do understand that they do have stuff in common. I've got an idea. Nico loosens up, Leo gets more serious (just a tad, guys)
and i'll stop leaving such long and unnecessary reviews. Anywho, still loving this story, write more, love all yall, bye!
Yes, I'm writing more. Just 6 more reviews, favorites and followers, Christmas stories, a lot of stories to review, secret Santa, and good bye statement.
In other words, just a normal day in the writing world.
As promised, here have a blue o.
Your eyes are probably getting bored, so I'm going to tell you a fact. I have never groaned so much in my life before.
Wouldn't it better if I ended it here?
That sounds like a great idea! I'm going to update on Feb. 31st. (That's the next time I'm going to update a chapter)
It never gets old on that trick. (Did you figure it out)
Back to what number 11?
-Huge nico fangirl's sister, 666 kill
1 Nico, do u know creepypasta? if not look it up. 2 i 4 some reson i ship Nico and Jeff the killer, remember idk why. 3 (4 all characters) what do u think of wolves? dragons? Cats? Donuts? well that should be all 4 now.
"No, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool." Nico said. Annabeth sighed.
"How don't you not know creepypasta? I'll give you an example, spaghetti," Leo said. "You know how it wiggles? It's like, I can't even say it. It's creepy and its pasta,"
Frank frowned. "Spaghetti tastes good,"
Annabeth grunted. "Creepy pasta I think started out as a book, then a video game. It contains disturbing images and is referred to a horror game,"
Piper stared. "And you know this…how?"
Before I forget, here have a blue o.
RoseBadWolf1000
Ah, this is interesting. Though it is weird to read about Reyna/Nico.
Nico grinned in triumph. "Someone finally agrees!"
"So you're saying you love boys after all?" I asked.
May I suggest Jasico, Solangelo, or Perciobeth?
(PERCIOBETH SOLANGELO AND JASICO ARE AMAZING)
I suggest, for reviewing stories,
Clears throat. Ladies and gentlemen, may I welcome the stories!
Prompts by VoidRomeo , Nico's Experience with the New Rule Repercussions by rosebadwolf1000 (aka, me), Turn of Events by ForsytheChase, We are NOT soul mates by Miyo-Nani, beach blond by , Looking for Something to Do by ArthM, Prince by Miyo-Nani, The Music Curse (Solangelo) by bluelove22 , Courting by Miyo-Nani, In the darkness, one finds light by Miyo-Nani, Depression by Loving Healer, Our fates have never been kind by Avaetin,
How Not to Get Your OTP Together by TailsDoll13, Four Nails to a Coffin by Avaetin, September Surprise by rainediamond, After Autumn by rainediamond, Rewritten by TailsDoll13, Like Kissing Fire by CBS Junkie, Happy Birthday, Percy! by rainediamond , Attraction by randifrnZ, Don't Look at Each Other the Same by EffervescentGrace, Percy Jackson and the Ghost King by Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116, Stupid Gay Questions by charlie-venenum, Yes Master Nico by CrazyCookieChick , hey're Literally So Gay Right Now by Morbid Targarondale, Love Wins by foreverskysong, Elysium by Supernatural-is-killing-me, Demigods Are Best in Threes by rainediamond, The Boggart by bluelove22 , The Curse of Cupid by Piont23 , Pranks and Love by Jupanuma, Be My Baby In Bali by fri13girl , Wake Me Up When December Ends by , The Aphrodisiac by Within Lives Darkness, The Mistakes We All Make by neo-jackal, Percicobeth- Lakeside Confessions by rainediamond
After a lot of messing up, I counted 34 stories.
I still probably counted wrong.
I know that's a lot but, hey, now you have a lot to keep the story going for a while, right?
And there goes my hope of stopping this story.
For ruining my hopes, here have a blue o. (Because that's how life works)
Stupid Gay Questions by Charlie-venenum
Percy and Jason are being idiots and bothering Nico with dumb questions. Slight Jercy.
Since it was a one shot we read it.
Summary: Jason and I were wondering what made Nico gay. We keep asking him, and Nico at the end thinks that Jason and me are gay.
Wow.
Nico smirked. "I wish I could me in this story, I had a very good point in the story that made you guys shut up,"
Jason rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, I felt the burn,"
Nico said. "I'm never going to let you guys forget this,"
Review number…wait let me check...14
Percabethmaximumm1
It's awesome! I would put some Solangelo there and Reyna/Rachel don't know there ship name. They're hot together so yeah. Can't believe I said that since I'm catholic but those are the only two gay couples I actually like. But seriously, I like obviously love Percabeth, so leave Percy alone!
"Is it just me, or do I actually like this guy?" I said.
Hazel rolled her eyes. "I wonder why,"
I also ship Pileo Piper/Leo more than Jasper. Sorry Jason! It's that you're too... Roman. And I just love Greeks. I think that you should totally put Pothena. Don't know why but I love Athena and Poseidon together. By the way, leave Annabeth alone too please.
"Is it just me, or do I actually like this guy?" Annabeth mimicked.
"Shut up," I grumbled.
I don't care about anyone else, I mean, the could die for all I care. Kidding, live you too. But read my username. PERCABETH SHALL PREVAIL!
Leo grunted. "This reminds me of buttoxmaximus,"
I stared at him. Wonder how that thought came to his mind.
Blue o
Percabethmaximumm1
I also prefer Pileo than Jasper since I always feel like Jason is cheating on Piper with Reyna. I don't know why but I always think Jason cheats on Piper. I love Leo and I hate Calypso, so I LOVE Pileo! AnywayS, great story! Never end it please!
For the next part, I dare you to sing it out loud no matter how many weird looks you will get.
For the first time in forever, my brain is thinking so fast!
I don't understand what you guys see of our writing. Of course, some of you may be writing why you think our writing is good, which probably means more reviews, which means never mind. I didn't write anything. Forget you saw anything.
As promised here is your blue o
Demigodforlife
(Lord P, you have competition)
wow, i forgot that they were dyslexic... TALENTED AUTHORS!
Leo bowed. "Thank you,"
Frank coughed. "I'm not…I'm not dyslexic,"
I forgot about that. I henceforth give you permission to do whatever you want to Frank as in reviews. He must feel our pain! Mwahahahahaha...ha…ha oh, you still here?
i like the funniness, no flames, ships are for later in the review... MWAHAHAHAHHHHA,christmas stories...i don't really have any funny ones, what ever i want? HOW ABOUT THIS?DJIWDHGO;RHWHMFHRWP,JESIONF;WTJFOUCN;A/ GTHOEVISTPNGV ;.AO bfirl3wanv'afhjkw flag! THAT WAS FUN THANKS! plz update on christmas eve,i can't wait too long!
Oops.
NOW FOR SHIPS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (i am not putting any canon ones...exept for solangelo.)
percy x zoe
PERACHEL BECAUSE I AM EVIL
leo x hazel
leo x rara (reyna) (ah-ah-ah. roma-roma-ah. ga-ga-oh-la-la. WHATS YOUR BAD ROMANCE! i had too (:)
Haha?
BRASON BRASON BRASON BRASON! CAN I BE AT THE WEDDING! PPPPLLLLEEEAASSEEEE!
Leo cleared his throat. He pulled a brick from his tool belt out.
"You may now kiss the bride!" Leo said gravely.
Jason recoiled.
Leo grinned. "May I present, Jason and Brick Grace!"
Annabeth face palmed.
jason x rara (reyna) (ah-ah-ah. roma-roma-ah. ga-ga-oh-la-la. WHATS YOUR BAD ROMANCE! i had too (:)
percy x artemis
percy x calypso
percy x thalia
percy x random fangirl MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thalia x luke
luke x leo
nico x wil. (and just for you nico: "I had a crush on PERCY!" he spat. nico glared at cupid "are you happy now?" he growled. DONT CUT IT OUT! YOU BETTER NOT!)
Chiron said not to cut it out. The truth is here everyone. Chiron saved the day. (I'm getting reckless with this chapter, I'm probably a little drunk)
percy x jason! XD HAVE YOU HEARD THEY'RE SHIP NAME? PERSON! XD
jason x thalia
percy x Poseidon
Poseidon x athena
athena x annabeth
annabeth x jason
annabeth x piper
drew x piper
drew x malcom
artemis x zoe
annabeth x rara (reyna) (ah-ah-ah. roma-roma-ah. ga-ga-oh-la-la. WHATS YOUR BAD ROMANCE! i had too (:)
thalia x bianca
nico x bianca
annabeth x bianca
leo x beckendorf
percy x beckendorf
silena x piper
drew x rara (reyna) (ah-ah-ah. roma-roma-ah. ga-ga-oh-la-la. WHATS YOUR BAD ROMANCE! i had too (:)
clarisse x reyna
clarisse x prissy
persassy x percy
clarisse x silena
clarisse x drew
There's so many ships I don't know if there are duplicates or is there even stories for them.
rachel x rara (reyna) (ah-ah-ah. roma-roma-ah. ga-ga-oh-la-la. WHATS YOUR BAD ROMANCE! i had too (:)
thalia x calypso
thalia x phobe
hylla x rara (reyna) (ah-ah-ah. roma-roma-ah. ga-ga-oh-la-la. WHATS YOUR BAD ROMANCE! i had too (:)
thalia x rara (reyna) (ah-ah-ah. roma-roma-ah. ga-ga-oh-la-la. WHATS YOUR BAD ROMANCE! i had too (:)
jaspercico (I NEED TO WASH MY EYES OUT! THIS WAS ON A LIST OF PAIRINGS!)
jason x will
will x percy
piper x leo
leo x random fangirl
frank x leo
riptide x jack (YEAH THATS RIGHT IM BRINGING MAGNUS INTO THIS!)
magnus x sam
sam x piper
sam x annabeth
sam x hazel
sam x percy
sam x jason
sam x frank
sam x leo
sam x nico
magnus x annabeth
magnus x frey
magnus x fenris
drew x magnus
drew x sam
thats all the ships i have for now! but ill be back! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry to percy-who has to write this next week! XD
There, there, it's okay, no need to cry. Apology accepted…
i really like this story and expect to see more chapters in the near future!
Hurray! Here have a blue cookie. All the candy is gone. Blue (::)
And ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls may I present the last review. Let's all breathe a sigh of relief.
Huge Nico Fangirl
(I forgot my name last time) I also forgot wat i said last time. Coz my memory just rocks like that. (Note sarcasm). I probably snapped off. I did, didn't I? Yeah... sorry about that. Just wanted to say 1) I completely agree with Lord P about Nico owning a cat. I read a fanfic where he turned into one. ADORABLE. I 4got wut it was called. 2) Merry Xmas u guys! And girls. Btw I'm changing my name to make Nico more comfortable. Idk wut to, tho. Oh well, find out next week, Biyeeee!
If you guys read above, (You probably forgot) I was editing then a review popped up. So, I gathered the other 7, and brought them to review this review.
Don't you just love surprise reviews?
So after Leo read the apology…
Leo placed a hand over his heart. "That apology, means a lot to me it's like my heart is mending," A fake tear slid down his face.
Well, maybe it is a real tear, but with Leo you never know.
Merry late Christmas to you too. Here have a blue (::)
Let me check the reviews over again, we're done! Just secret Santa and the shout outs.
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I hope I got everyone.
You may be wondering, why bother mention all these people?
Isn't this turning into a Q&A?
The answer is, without everyone who contributed, we won't have the heart to continue this.
Who will be here to praise us? Who will be here to compliment us? Who will be here to make fun of us?
The answer is you guys. That's why we give our thanks by giving you guys a shout out.
No, I did not think of that on my own. That was a speech Annabeth and Chiron thought of.
And now, let's finish this off with Secret Santa!
We were sitting in a square (Because everyone sits in a circle) with our gifts. Chiron has this big box where we put our presents in.
We all put our presents in the box.
Then Annabeth, (Because she is the wisest and less likely to cheat, and she can read the name tags), would get a present out of the box and hand it to the person it is too.
10 min later, we all have our gifts in our laps.
"In 3 we will all open our gifts at the same time," Leo said.
"3," Leo counted.
"2,"
"7!" Leo joked.
"Open!" We all yelled.
So imagine gift paper flying everywhere it was like the burrito fight all over again.
I got a box of blue candy, cookies and every single treat in the world. (Man, I love exaggerating)
Annabeth got a joke boke. (I guess to loosen up)
Jason got a Greek guide.
Piper got an all you can eat ice cream gift card. (Hahahaha, wait maybe she can buy ice cream for all of us!)
Leo got a sticker pin that says Flame on. Another pin that says I'm so hot I'm on fire. (He can now brag saying that the pin is so true that it is true metaphorically and literally)
Hazel got a necklace, and fresh chicken nuggets.
Frank got a golden bow.
Nico got the book I gave him mentioned 6000 words earlier.
Later it was revealed that (obviously) I got Nico. Annabeth got Frank. Piper got Hazel. Jason got Leo. Frank got Piper. Hazel got Jason. Nico got me. Leo got Annabeth. Got it? Hold on I'll give you a few minutes to look and check who got what.
Later Chiron came in and delivered a BLUE cake with 50 candles.
He congratulated us on reaching 50 reviews. (Now it has reached 60)
We blew all the 50 candles out and ate blue cake.
In other words, it is the best way to end a chapter.
I mean sorry, the best Christmas ever.
So, there you have it. The extra-long chapter for Christmas came out a little after Christmas. (Holy Hera! 6400 words 39 pages)
Hope you enjoy it, feel free to leave as many reviews as you like because Frank is writing next. (Mwahahahaaha)
Hmm, should Nico write?
I'm feeling extra evil today.
(Review if you want Nico to write)
NICO MUST WRITE! NICO MUST FEEL OUR PAIN!
*Cue evil laugh
See you on Feb 31st (I don't think Chiron would allow that)
-Percy the awesome (Did you forget I was writing?)
A/N Again apologies for the long update. I promise the 8 won't take long to update, I hope.
The next chapter will go up in 2 weeks, in 2016.
Things to review.
Likes
The usual stuff.
Should they act homophobic or calm and collected?
Merry late Christmas
Happy New Year!
As they say, see you on the other side (2016)
-Bobo2015