Country in a house chapter 6: Ukraine divided
Warning
this is not meant to offend any countries or people in them countries so please dont be offended and enjoy
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In the basement of the house Russia was doing an expeirements on Ukraine then America came down
America: uh Russia what are you doing?
Russia turned around
Russia: my friend your just in time to see the greatest expeirment of all time
Ukraine was in a tube
America: uhh why is he in a tube
Russia: he's the test subject
America:..ok then
Russia then pushed a button and Ukraine was electrified
Russia: something isn't right here
America: what?
Russia: it's not stable
then a flash came from the tube. Russia opened the tube only to see two Ukraines standing there
Russia: are you ok
then one Ukraine(West Ukraine) came up and punched Russia in the face
W Ukraine: WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME!?
Russia: it was an accident
W Ukraine punched Russia
W Ukraine: liar!
E Ukraine came up to America
America: uhh you ok
E Ukraine: ok ok im better than ok
America: ok Russia can you put them back together
W Ukraine: what put back with that no
W Ukraine ran out of the basement
E Ukraine skipped out of the basement
Russia: hey come back
America: uh oh
America and Russia ran out of the basement
Russia: where could they be
Northern Ireland: soo what are you guys doing
America: Northern Ireland
N Ireland: yes?
Russia: can't you see we are on a mission
N Ireland: to get West Ukraine?
Russia: yes...wait how do you know?
N Ireland: he punched me...
America: where is he now?
N Ireland: uhh i don't know
then there was a crash upstairs. They all went upstairs to see W Ukraine holding Australia by the neck
W Ukraine: now you will learn not to mess with me
N Ireland: hey you!
W Ukraine turned around
N Ireland: uhh hi
W Ukraine charged at him
N Ireland: you wouldn't want to do that
W Ukraine: why?
N Ireland: i'm just the distraction
W Ukraine: ?
Then Russia knocked him out
N Ireland: one down one to go
America: where is the other half of Ukraine
Meanwhile in Japans's room
Japan was meditating then suddenly E Ukraine was beside him
E Ukraine: hey Japan hey Japan hey Japan hey Japan
Japan opened his eyes
E Ukraine: hey Japan hey Japan hey Japan
Japan's eye was twitching
E Ukraine: ...hey Japan
Japan grabbed E Ukraine by the neck and threw him out of Japan's room
E Ukraine: aww
E Ukraine turned around only to see N Ireland, America, Russia and W Ukraine unconscious on Russia's shoulder. N ireland knocked E Ukraine out
E and N Ukraine were put back in the tube
Russia: I can reverse it by the reverse switch
N Ireland:... then do it
America: shut up Northern Ireland Russia do it
Russia: ok
Russia pressed the reverse switch then Ukraine was back to normal
Ukraine: uhh what happened why is Northern Ireland here
N Ireland: I uhh uhh
Russia: he was being a douche
N Ireland: HEY!
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FINISHED!
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