A/N And I'm back! It has been a long time since I updated…
I'm not going to bother saying Happy New Year.
I have to admit; I have never been afraid of clicking the reviews button, but now I do. I just never know if I'm going to get a bad review. Like what if the story is not funny enough? What if it doesn't reach their limits? What if it sounds stupid?
What kind of phobia is that? Reviewaphobia?
The reason I haven't updated in a long time isn't because of the reviews. No, I mean, we started at 58, 3 days later I think we were at like 80! Now we're at 83. Never mind it changed to 85 I just checked. (It took me 20 minutes to read all the reviews)
Nah, the reason why I haven't updated is because we took a trip to Mount Olympus. Then we went to Camp Jupiter to celebrate the New Year. Also, the hunters came so we're playing some Capture the Flag. The Athena Cabin set a camp challenge (You know tests) so the 8 were unfortunately doing a lot of tests. (Honestly I'm so good at making excuses I should get an award)
This honestly should be faster since Frank doesn't have Dyslexia but took very long to type… (I'm sure it has something to do with Percy)
I'm going to wrap this author note up and introduce chapter 7!
Frank's P.O.V
Let's start this with a thank you. (Kind of not) I read the last chapter by Percy, and apparently he noticed that I'm not dyslexic, so as he finished the last chapter he requested that everyone review to torture me.
To be honest, it actually worked. Let's do some math. 85-58=27 reviews for me. Yay!
I'm going to give a huge shout out to Percy for torture.
Before I start this, there is a review I have to put up…
The following review is posted during when I was writing this.
LemonIcecream
Update. Or else. *Cocks Shotgun*
Very good moral booster. Boosts your typing skills. Thanks. Heh.
And since, Percy forgot something last time, I'm have to clean up some unfinished business.
The Punk Rock Demigod
You need to cull the boring reviews; I think I fell asleep for a couple hours there
"I wish I could do that," Annabeth yawned. Jet lag, you know after going to the west coast. "I could use a nap,"
I'm just going to show the review that the 8 have an interesting reaction to, at the end I'll just give a huge big shout out.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHA
Percy muttered, "I bet I could do better,"
Annabeth put her hands on her hips. "Are you that stupid Seaweed Brain? You're challenging PRD to a ha-ha battle?"
I snorted. "A ha-ha battle, you mean the best evil laugh?"
Piper laughed. "Ha, a ha-ha battle more like a mwahahaha battle,"
I MADE LEO WHIMPER NOW BOW BEFORE ME, THE PUNK ROCK DEMIGOD!
Leo fell on his knees. We all stared at him.
"All hail Queen? Uh Queen Punk Rock Demigod,"
I blinked. "Did I just imagine that?"
Leo hastily got back on his feet. He casually brushed dirt (Which wasn't there) off his trousers.
"I uh, tripped over um, nothing to see here," Leo stammered. Annabeth crossed her arms.
"Are you telling me the hero of the prophecy tripped over their own two feet?"
2 weeks!? Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Yaaaaay! Ha, it's 3 weeks.
You forgot my PM ;-;
Yeah, sorry about that.
Ugh, life. Feck it, ain't got no ships for y'all.
Jason looked shocked. "Well, that's a first, I think, I can't remember anything,"
Leo shook his head. "Careful, Brason, may be suggested,"
I doubt that Leo.
Percy scratched his neck. "Oops, I forgot about the PM,"
Percy looked around nervously. "Can we rewind?"
Annabeth raised an amused eyebrow at him. "Go on,"
Percy nodded uncertainly. He started to make "rewind noises." I'm going to do my best to type it out.
"Rrrrwrrwwrrrarrrwrr," Percy said in a high pitched voice. That was my worst writing moments.
"Oh this is in December! We're not in January at all. I remembered everything!" Percy said a little too cheerfully.
"Here is the story I DID NOT forget,"
Annabeth snickered. "Smooth,"
My Hope by kurenohikari
The war against Gaea had just finished and Nico was completly destryed, he wanted to run away but he made a promise, and like his father he always keeps them. So Nico was staying his promised three days in the infirmary. However, during his stay he made a lot of friends... one of them a God.
"What the heck?" Nico squeaked unexpectedly.
Did I forget to mention this is Nico/Apollo? Oh, my bad. My B.
"Oh my gods, how did a god get in the infirmary?" Hazel said with her eyes wide.
Piper shrugged. "Who knows, the question is how, Nico did you fall in love with a god?"
Nico said suddenly calmly. "Good question,"
We waited. "And," Piper prompted.
"Give me another 10 years and I'll answer that," Nico said successfully avoiding the question.
The next review, I specifically put it second because for some crazy reasons, this person has "fans".
Demigodforlife
I thought people would shorten their reviews or maybe I thought there was no way anyone could write a longer review than the previous. I was wrong.
likes: EVERYTHING!
the usual stuff: nothing is usual with me!
BOTH! I WOULD BE KRACKING UP!
merry late Christmas!
happy new year!
IVE GOT FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE!
BTW I WAS THINKING AND NICO IS JUST LIKE ANUBIS EXEPT THAT NICO IS GGGGGAAAAAYYYYY!
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i am dedicated! this review is not long enough!
Percy gaped. "Wha! Φάτε το παντελόνι μου! Αυτή η κριτική είναι ήδη φρικάρει καιρό!" That was Percy cursing in Greek. Let's hope Google Translate can translate that…I hope so. (If not make up your own curses)
FRANK IS NOT DYSLEXIC!HE SHALL FEEL PPPPPAAAAIIIINNNNN! HAVE FUN WITH THAT FRANK! THIS REVIEW STILL ISNT LONG ENOUGH!
"Okay vicissim quid freaking Pluto? Indusia pes meus!" I cursed. Didn't I warn you it was my turn to curse? (I cursed in Latin by the way)
i am gonna make these all frank ships just because you mentioned it
frank/percy
frank/leo
frank/piper
frank/jason
frank/annabeth
frank/reyna
frank/CHARLIE BROWN! I AM DYING btw i am now going to go on a charlie brown overload
frank/lucy
frank/linus
frank/rerun
frank/peppermint patty
frank/marcie
frank/pigpen
frank/little red-haired girl
frank/schroeder
frank/Frieda
frank/Woodstock
"Woodstock? As in wood?" Percy asked. He pointed to the trees. "How can you fall in love with wood?"
frank/snoopy
frank/shermy
frank/violet
frank/sally (not the mom-the sister of charlie)
frank/franklin
frank/eudora
frank/peggy
THATS ALL THE PEANUTS SHIPS I HAVE! I HAVE SHIPPED YOU WITH LITERALLY ALL THE PEANUTS CHARACTERS!
frank/magnus
frank/sam
frank/fenris
frank/fredrick YEAH THATS RIGHT! FREDRICK CHASE!
frank/grover
frank/aphrodite
frank/zeus
frank/poseidon
frank/hades
frank/hera
frank/dionysus
frank/artimis
frank/apollo
frank/ares
frank/mars
frank/simba
frank/random fangirl
frank/zazoo
frank/nala
frank/brizzyvoices
frank/pewdiepie
frank/clarisse
frank/dakota
frank/superwoman
frank/superman
frank/lilly shing
frank/dan
frank/phil
frank/zoe
frank/grav3yardgirl (aka:bunny)
frank/sofiastyled
frank/jennamarbles
frank/marbles
frank/peach
"I like peaches they are tasty," I muttered. Leo gasped in shock.
"You just admitted you ate you partner! Ω θεοί μου,"
frank/kermit (aka:cermet)
frank/paint
frank/mulan
frank/cinderella
frank/homer
frank/bart (aka:barthelomew jojo simpson)
frank/lisa
frank/bianca
frank/nico
frank/marge
frank/connerfranta
frank/conner
frank/travis
frank/basically anyone expect hazel :3
Yeah not happening. 1.I have no idea who ¾ of the people are. I felt like NOT dating them.
i really like this story and expect to see more chapters in the near future!
Apparently demigodforlife, made a huge impact on the readers that some of them wanted to ask you or say something to you.
I did not expect that to happen at all. We have fans of fans. If that makes sense. Well, I am definitely not helping at all. If we want a shorter review that is not going to happen as I think demigodforlife has some explaining to do…
Lord of Potatoes
Great, imagine putting demigodforlife review and Lord P's review together. Wow. Let the competition go on! (For the longest review ever)
I'm back *******!
Okay, forget my apology PM. I miraculously (thank peanut butter for spell-check) managed to get wifi. So we are here once again, my tiny, fictional puppets! Just kidding. You are so not fictional!
"Should I feel insulted?" Hazel asked. "Should I be like very mad?"
Leo started touching himself. (That sounds wrong) "Wow, am I fictional? I feel real! Why is that?"
Nico scowled. "Quit being a 4-year-old and grow up Leo!"
Piper said, "BURN!"
Leo's nose started to catch fire. He frantically put himself out.
"I felt the burn on that one. Get it? I was on fire, and the insult? Get it?" Leo chuckled. Yeeeeeah, we all get it.
Well, I actually just don't want to break the fourth wall.
Now, Demigodforlife, I am very proud of you.-
I put the arrows to highlight the compliment. Just in case you couldn't see the italics.
Percy, don't worry your tiny dyslexic mind off. I'm not going to take over the world. Actually, that has nothing to do with this chapter at all. I just really wanted to say that. I feel like doing little comments next to the ships again. Why does Frazel say they have no weird ships?
"We did?" Hazel asked. Sorry, it has been two weeks. I'm going to go back and check. Ahh, Nico said why doesn't Frank and Hazel have weird ships. Just to refill your memory.
In one of my reviews I said NicoxFrank! IT WAS A LEMON! Gosh, I knew you had ADHD but does that mean short term memory loss? It sort of does but whatever. NICO YOU MUST WRITE! NICO MUST FEEL OUR PAIN
*Cue evil laugh
Nico shook his head. "No, I won't write. I have 10 000 reasons why I don't want to write,"
Jason asked, "And they are,"
Nico stated, "Reason number one, I don't feel like it. Reason number two, I am ADHD and dyslexic. Reason number three, I hate writing. Reason number four. How am I supposed to play Capture the Flag with a hand cramp? Reason number 5…."
He said something. I can't remember, all I remember is snapping back awake and hearing this. (You know, because I fell asleep listening to him)
"And reason fifty-two to ten thousand, please see reason number one," Nico said proudly. He looked around. His expression turned to disbelief. "Were any of you listening?"
6 of us EXCLUDING Percy nodded our heads quickly. "Yes I was listening," We all said.
Percy rubbed his eyes. "Sorry what? I wasn't listening. Can you please repeat it? This time can you please say it sloooower? And more-Ow!" Annabeth slapped him. Nico grumbled.
"Fine. Reason number one, I don't feel like it. Rea-— "Nico started slowly.
Annabeth waved her hands frantically. "Nico it is okay, what Percy was trying to say that he was um listening and he uh, needs to repeat it in his head because he is um a seaweed brain," She smiled sweetly. But her eyes glared at all of us to step in.
"Yeah Percy just had a flashback. No need to repeat," Piper backed up Annabeth.
Nico nodded slowly. "Okay, but if any of you wants to hear my list again you can ask,"
I nodded slowly. "What if we have a deal? Like if we reached 100 reviews you have to write? Oh and throw in a peach in the deal"
Nico smirked. "I doubt that,"
Jason shook his head. "You have no idea how many people want you to write Nico,"
Okay, inhale and outhale. (My sister literally just said outhale as if it was a thing.) The ships are coming.
I am going to categorise them!
Percyx:
Athena our *favourite* Percabeth shipper
Frank our resident panda
"Quae est infernum!" I said.
Percy shook his head. "I'm impressed. You know what they say, you learn something new every day like Frank is our resident panda,"
"Shut up," I retorted.
Luke my favourite bad guy
Leo who is unknowingly the saddest person I know (tie with Nico)
Jason our least favourite main character
"Hey!" Said our least favourite main character according to Lord P.
Riptide I have no comment
Bianca di Angelo the person Nico mourns for most
Thalia the punk awesome cousin
Drew an Asian nightmare
Piper Asian nightmare's sister
Hazel a girl as precious as a diamond
Zoë a starry-eyed hunter
Hestia our home goddess
Artemis the immortal starry-eyed hunter
Apollo okay I don't have enough time to do comments on all of them.
Tyson
Reyna
Poseidon
Sally
Grover
Silena
Clarisse
Chiron
Zeus
Annabethx:
Piper
Clarisse
Reyna
Leo
Nico
Chiron
Luke
Thalia
Frank
Hazel
Grover
Tyson
Fem!Percy (does that count? I asked before but nobody replied)
No sorry, because there is no fics with fem Percy (I may be wrong, if I'm wrong I'm not going to ask) and fem Percy doesn't exist. (Again I may be wrong)
Piperx:
Leo
Frank
Reyna
Hazel
Annabeth
Percy
Aphrodite
Nico
Lacy
Silena
Jasonx:
Leo
Percy
Nico
Thalia
Hazel
Frank
Zeus
Jupiter
Artemis
Aphrodite
Leox:
Nico I'm actually really sorry
Leo who better to ship with Leo than Leo?
"Well, we all love Leo," Leo started slowly. "So, I love myself too? How do you write LeoxLeo? I looked at myself and wondered what it feels like to have my lips on my lips. That would be interesting to read,"
Hazel sorry Frank
Frank sorry Hazel
Jason
Thalia
Piper
Reyna
Percy
Drew
Will
Venus
Hylla
Calypso
Annameth Montannameth (I'm actually ashamed)
What?
Nico
Hera
Quiggly I don't know what happened.
Okay that's enough for me. It took hours (exaggeration) for me to write this. Mostly because I fell asleep and then my wifi connection broke but whatever.
I'm not going to ask how you fell asleep but okay.
Now, usually my catchphrase has something to do with the chapter but Percy had no recollection of what he wrote so no reoccurrence there. So, without further ado:
WE WISH YOU A MERRY WAFFLE AND A BLUE NEW YEAR! See you suckers next years. ;(
See you too?
The next review I'm just going to combine them together…
ShadowSong626
(used to be Huge Nico Fangirl) I would like to comment on a book from Percy (while typing that my finger missed and spelled Pervy. Ha) from Percy's POV called Percy Jackson's Greek Gods, and i gotta admit, i disapprove so strongly at how this book depicts the gods. It made Hades look like a pshycotic stalker push-over, Hepheastus like a drooling loser, and Poseidon like a whining raping slutty wimp. No negativity intentioned here but...just... WTF PERCY?!
Percy nodded his head thoughtfully. "Ahh yes. I remember that! I got free pizza! Or was that the other one. I can't remember." Percy tapped his chin. "Now, how am I supposed to answer a question when I can't remember anything. Or when someone uh doesn't like my writing. No offense."
You know, I wonder why people say no offense when they are going to offend you. Have you ever wondered that?
I 4got my name again, guys. Wuz it ShadowSong626 or PurpleShadow626?
You can technically go to the story and click the reviews button. You know the one near the title it's labeled bright orange like the sun?
It's clickable if you didn't know.
Wutever. Btw 6 26 is my Bday. Okay, three questions. 1) Wut r all yall's zodiac signs?
Dang, now I have to ask my friends again and search the zodiac signs on the internet again because I forgot what they said. Be right back.
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Okay, I'm back. I'm going to just make up this conversation because my non-dyslectic brain forgot.
According to the the (I just realized I wrote the twice. Did you catch that?) wiki, here is the information I found.
Nico said, "My birthday is on January 28th, two weeks from now, so I am an Aquarius the Water Bearer,"
"Should I be the Water Bearer?" Percy interrupted. Nico cleared his throat.
"According to this website, my element is air…my stone is amethyst, and my secret desire is to be unique and original,"
Leo muttered. "You're doing find on unique,"
Nico pursed his lips. "It also says my Life pursuit is to understand life's mysteries,"
I laughed. Nico continued. "It also says I am um outgoing,"
Nico is doing a good job at outgoing. I lied. He needs to be open and open up to girls…or uh boys.
Percy's turn! "I'm a Leo,"
I clearly remember that day when Leo and Percy argued over that.
"I am a fire element,"
"Weird as you control water. And water puts out fires," Annabeth said.
"Continuing, my life desire is to lead the way,"
"You're doing an excellent job at that," Annabeth commented.
"Thank you! I know I am. And my secret desire is to become a star,"
Who next? Annabeth?
"I am, Cancer the Crab. Water element."
Percy opened his mouth. "Why couldn't I be water element?"
"Ahem It says my secret desire is to feel safe emotionally, spiritually, romantically and financially…Um okay?"
Jason is the exact same sign as Annabeth just letting you know.
The other's I'll let you guys search it up. (A/N Pss, it's not on the wiki)
2) Wut does OTP mean?
"One true pairing," Piper said automatically.
"And you know this how?" Jason asked foolishly.
"You can't be in the Aphrodite cabin without knowing what OTP means,"
If I looked at the internet one of the meanings of OTP is Out of Toilet Paper. Ha, I can imagine someone in the bathroom and they say Help I'm OTP!
3) Wut does ...unm... never mind , I forgot. Btw, Demigodforlife, not to be a bitch but the song goes ' rara ra-ah-ah roma romama gaga ooh lala, want your bad romance'. Want not whut's. Still loving tbe song reference, that wuz funny. Okay, I feel ssuper super dizzy, even though I'm laying down so imma go now. Bye! ;3
That's what I like to see. Reviewers entertaining readers. That would be much easier wouldn't it? If the story was in the review.
Lexi
To Demigodforlife;
WHY WOULD YOU SHIP ANNABETHxMANGUS?! THEY'RE COUSINS! AND NOT GODLY COUSINS!
By the way, I'm not keeping track on who I'm giving a shout out to, so I may miss you, I'll try my best to keep track of everyone. But geez 27 reviews.
Psst, this review is still from Lexi.
I have no Christmas ships, but only a question, Can it be a ship that is somewhat from another fandom? (PercyxHarry Potter) If so; YAY, If not; Aww,
Sorry, only from Percy Jackson series. Hey story idea, someone can start the same idea of this story but merge with other stories.
(Sorry if you have to reread the sentence to make sense of it. But in other words make your own story with other characters)
I would love to see the story. (PM the story if you are going to make that story)
I really like so far.
P.S.
I checked urban dictionary for the definition of percabeth, and it misspells percy at one point... lol
Now, along with these reviews I got a BUNCH of stories. Like A LOT!
Here I have the list of them. (Chiron wrote them all down to remind us about them)
Prompts by VoidRomeo
, Nico's Experience with the New Rule Repercussions by rosebadwolf1000 (aka, me)
, Turn of Events by ForsytheChase
, We are NOT soul mates by Miyo-Nani
, beach blond by
, Looking for Something to Do by ArthM,
Prince by Miyo-Nani, The Music Curse (Solangelo) by bluelove22 ,
Courting by Miyo-Nani, In the darkness, one finds light by Miyo-Nani,
Depression by Loving Healer, Our fates have never been kind by Avaetin,
How Not to Get Your OTP Together by TailsDoll13,
Four Nails to a Coffin by Avaetin,
September Surprise by rainediamond,
After Autumn by rainediamond,
Rewritten by TailsDoll13,
Like Kissing Fire by CBS Junkie
, Happy Birthday, Percy! by rainediamond ,
Attraction by randifrnZ,
Don't Look at Each Other the Same by EffervescentGrace
, Percy Jackson and the Ghost King by Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116,
Stupid Gay Questions by charlie-venenum,
Yes Master Nico by CrazyCookieChick ,
hey're Literally So Gay Right Now by Morbid Targarondale
, Love Wins by foreverskysong,
Elysium by Supernatural-is-killing-me,
Demigods Are Best in Threes by rainediamond
, The Boggart by bluelove22
, The Curse of Cupid by Piont23
, Pranks and Love by Jupanuma,
Be My Baby In Bali by fri13girl
, Wake Me Up When December Ends by
, The Aphrodisiac by Within Lives Darkness,
The Mistakes We All Make by neo-jackal,
Percicobeth- Lakeside Confessions by rainediamond
A single curse,
a very percabeth christmas,
the lightning thief parody reboot
percyxartemis-good story for this is The Broken Sea Wolf by Shade Darkfire
percyxzoe-good story-The Second Chance by TheMasterTrident13
percyxpiper-good story-Frozen Body, Broken Heart by Izzybella12
percyxkatie-good story-the son of the moon by prince of light19
percyxdrew-idk any stories
percyxhestia-good story-Percy Jackson The Aztec Warrior by al red
sorry(not sorry) Percy but I feel like torturing you.
Python's Cave by AdalindFrost
Unlucky, Right? by Origamidragons.
The Little Boy, by Thingygazinga
Revealed Secrets by: SalvatoreRoses is a great story
A Watery First Kiss, by shadowtorrent
Excited Girls at Camp-Half Blood by Leader of Ants (It's a naughty one)
Hey! I think I missed a few…I mean a lot probably, my eyes are swirling with words and I don't even think that's possible!
There are 48 stories. (I think I counted it wrong)
Here are the reviewers who suggested these stories.
(Back to the review list again)
Guest, Guest (I know again) Guest, Calliope Penna, RoseBadwolf1000
TheSonofThanatos13, lunarchroniclesandcockatiels
Sorry guys but this chapter is way too long. I promise the 8 read all your reviews (I swear on the River Styx) but I'm going to put the reviews that won't make you fall asleep. (I mean you can read the reviews in your spare time but whatever)
Iwilllovebooksforever
this fan fic. is total AWESOME SAUCE! i just started it today (sorry guys im a late bloomer) and im totally hooked! i love the idea, it reminds me of some of my fav. stories called book calt, anywayz some ships:
leo x lacy (from Pipers cabin) seriously why hasn't anyone thought of this they would make the most fracken cute couple!
athena x posiden you all know when they are "arguing" their really flirting (don't tell them i know im already a POI - she did it *pointing*)
and Rachel x Octavian very original i know but i cant help it i ship them so hard
welp sorry this review was so long. cant wait to read the next chapter! :0) (smiley face with a big nose - yes i went their)
P.S. Lord of Potatoes i love you username (my sister is blahblahblahwatermelon)
Wow, not to mention uh never mind. I forgot what I was going to say. I hate when that happens. I'm thinking in my free time I'm going to see what ship belongs with the story.
Okay, hmm, which review next?
Oh…a sad one…is it sad? I don't know. But, it is a memorial one.
Penny Lu
There are too many reviews on this story (not that it is a bad thing)! It Takes forever to actually reach the story (okay so it kinda is a bad thing) so after this review I will not review again so the true story will come faster. No more reviews on this story for me!
Technically, I don't think that makes a difference as next week we're probably going to have 30, (You know IF Nico writes) but I shouldn't say anything as I'm probably tempting you to write a review… (I think that made the temptation worse)
But know I WILL definitely be reading and loving it! (Okay that sounds like a McDonald's commercial...)
And since this is my last review I want to say I really, really love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, Heh love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, *gasp*
love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, :0) love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, this story.
Did you notice my Easter eggs? I just put that there to see if you were actually reading all the loves.
I swear on the river Styx! That I will not review this story anymore! Not about loving this story (though I do) nor the McDonald commercial thing (just clarifying)!
Piper wiped a tear from her eye. "Thank you, for reading and reviewing this story ever since our first chapter." She sniffed. "And you only shipped me with Nico once,"
I nodded. "Well, at least I didn't get shipped,"
Thank you for reading this. I can actually feel Penny's eyes moving as they are reading my words. In fact, I can feel all your tiny eyes moving as you read this sentence. I'm pretty sure you are all imagining me typing this and laughing about how I am a mind reader.
Also merry (late) Christmas!
Merry late late Christmas. Oh and merry early Christmas!
"Hey Nico," I said. Nico merely looked up.
"Yes?"
"I read some of the reviews and uh here are some reviews that want you to write,"
Nico scowled. "Convince me,"
RoseBadwolf1000
Percy, you really made me smile when I needed a smile, thank you.
Thank you for accepting my story suggestions! I love hearing your reactions and I cannot wait to read more.
And, yes, Nico, please do us all a favor and be the writer!
Nico crossed his arms. "That's only one review,"
I smiled. "I'm not done yet,"
If you want odd pairings...I'll give you some that made me shudder to discover. (seriously, though, these exist?)
Percy/Ares
Percy/literally-all-of-the-olympians
(I'm sorry Percy, but your the majority)
Percy/Hazel (Now, don't kill him Nico.)
Now, onto less creepy pairings!
Rachel/Nico
Thalia/Nico
and then literally all of the fics/pairings I recommended and my own fics. (because I write poorly and need feedback.)
Thank you again for taking the time to do this!
I'm going to cut to the Nico part guys. I swear I read your review so don't be down.
Calliope Penna
This fan fic is totally awesome (I am huge AVPM fan). And YES, NICO MUST WRITE! Nico is amazing.
There is more to the review. Just letting you know.
Nico uncrossed his arms. "That's two reviews. I agree on one thing, I'm amazing,"
I shook my head. "Not done yet Nico,"
Lord of Potatoes (I know again. What's wrong with that?)
NICO YOU MUST WRITE! NICO MUST FEEL OUR PAIN
*Cue evil laugh
Nico scowled. "That's the best you got?"
I stared. "You hear that readers!"
Nico looked at me confused. "Hear what?"
"That you are issuing a challenge,"
"Oh yeah, you guys are not convincing me to write. You don't have a good reason and besides I have 10 000 reasons why I don't want to write,"
Great, I bet someone is going to write 100 000 reasons why Nico should write. Man, I'm so proud of myself. Giving ideas to other people.
"Oh yeah? Nico you have a lot of fangirls plus some reviews and readers." I retorted. "Oh and Chiron said that a PM wanted you to write. They said if you write they will give you a virtual hug,"
I made the last part up. Then, it sounded convincing.
Nico added irritably, "And besides my birthday is on Jan 28th, you expect me to write a 10 000-word essay about this?"
Percy gave Nico the thumbs up. "That makes it extra special if it is your birthday! You may get nice sweet reviews after you write,"
Leo coughed. "Yeah, you may get more reviews saying you to write another one,"
Percy ignored this. "And isn't an honor to write the 8th chapter?"
Nico said immediately, "No,"
Well, you heard the conversation. If Percy chose to torture me then I'm going to lift my burden and give it to Nico.
And its Nico's birthday in 2 weeks. Enough time to write. That is, if we reach 100 reviews (I want a peach to eat!) and Chiron is able to persuade him. Or else it a job for reviewers! Seriously we need a better name for you guys, you earned it guys! What about the… (I'm going on the internet for a team name randomizer)
Heh, I got the reviewer stars. Bah, that's horrible. Next, Reviewers dreamer, what? Last one, Reviews Galore. Wow, so horrible.
Since you guys are so awesome, we need like a name. (I know the most active chapter yet) We're so bad at picking names. (We used the random team generator and tweaked the team name) Here can you guess who said what?
"Blue Panthers,"
"Fire bombers,"
"Lightning Secret Agents,"
"Knowledge Raccoons,"
"Beauty Kings,"
"Fluffy slammers,"
"Shining Heroes,"
"I don't care,"
We can finally agree that we are the worst at picking a name.
We're missing one thing a story. Wow, I have 46 stories to choose from. I'm going to 2 stories. I'm going to use a randomizer program thingy to choose the story. *Laughing so hard* Sorry guys. I did the randomizer thingy. I had the worst luck ever.
It turns out the randomizer thingy (RT) chose a story we already reviewed. (Now, I'm asking myself why I bother putting it there?)
Let's try not to choose the same story. Phew, luckily it isn't one we already did.
Python's Cave by Adalind Frost
Two weeks after the events of Blood of Olympus, Apollo is missing and winter has come early. Will Solace must lead a quest to save his father before the Pythian Games take place and a third war occurs, one which threatens Elysium itself. Along with Nico, Lou Ellen, and Cecil they must navigate the webs of the past and walk the line between dreams and the truth. Solangelo!
For those who don't know what the Pythian Games are, they are a series of games in the honor of Apollo. It has been started after Apollo killed the Python. Just a little history lesson.
"Well written summary," Annabeth nodded.
"I don't really have anything to say actually," Nico said. "Apart from what are we fighting?"
"And how the heck do you navigate between dreams?" I asked confused.
Percy looked at Nico in the eye. "Anything else to say?"
Nico shook his head. "No, why?"
Percy coughed. "I guess you didn't see the Solangelo,"
I just read the last chapter. I feel so bad for you guys. I feel so bad. How do you even read this? I think you guys need to take a break. I'm going to give a shout out to the rest of the reviewers. Here go find you name and our personalized responses. For the rest of you here's your time to take a break.
Rebecca Frost-Sorry took a little too long. But thanks.
Guest 1 (I'm going to label you guys as guest from the earliest guest, or the first guest to the last guest)- Yeah, wouldn't life be easier if it was Percabeth? Thanks for reviewing.
Calefe-Hey how did you know I was cuddly? Did Hazel tell you that I was cuddly? Giant Turtle? What? And no I haven't heard the song American idiot.
Oh and about the Leo thingy, you were about to say bisexual weren't you? How do I know this? Well, uh we kind of discussed it. Hey I swear I didn't know that until we discussed it.
I don't have any comments about my arguments with Leo. Thanks for reviewing.
TheSonOfThantos113- Thanks for the wei-I mean interesting ships. It makes life easier when you put the ship next to the story. Thanks for reviewing.
88wiseowls- And wow, can't believe readers actually search up ships. I mean I wouldn't. Wow. And now I need to address this weird ship.
Ahem. Sorry to interrupt you. Trying to get your attention here. -
Octavianxbackhand slap from Annabeth, Piper, Hazel, Rachel, Clarisse, Reyna, any Greek female demigod or Gwen
"Wow, don't we all wanted to do that when he lived, eh?" Percy muttered.
"I wish I could write a story about that," Leo said.
Thank you for taking you time to read this. Feel free and continue your break.
Okay, I'm back 88wiseowls. What else to say…hmm Thanks for reviewing.
Guest like hah- Um what? Thanks?
Percabeth4life- Thanks for going easy on me. (Pss, don't go easy on Nico) And sorry only Percy Jackson ships sorry. You can do a cross over if you want, feel free. Thanks for reviewing.
Calliope Penna-Sorry for cutting your review short. I took my time and read your review. Heh, Brason is sure coming. Thanks for reviewing.
Guest 2- Thanks for your story and review!
Guest 3- Hmm, depends I have a gut feeling Nico will do one of the weird one if he writes. Thanks for reviewing!
666 kill- Apology accepted? What the. Black jack? Really. And the brick isn't that for Jason? Anyway thanks for reviewing.
Guest 4- Thanks for the ships and the review
Guest 5- Well duh, we are real. Leo sends you his bro love, whatever that means. Thanks for reviewing
Guest 6- Well, that's a hard one. I'm not used to bring tested. I don't know. Anyway thanks for the review.
Guest 7- Thanks for the story and the review.
Guest 8- Thanks for the review and the story.
Thug jeff-
"I know I am correct," Annabeth smiled.
"Are you saying about the spaghetti? Well, how can you not be afraid of spaghetti?" Leo answered.
"Percabeth," Said Percy and Annabeth
"Jasper," said Jason and Piper.
"Frazel," said Hazel and I.
"Caleo," said Leo.
"None," said Nico.
"Blue star cookies. Awesome!" Percy shouted. Leo tapped his ear.
"Eh? Sorry you spoke to loud I couldn't hear you," Leo said sarcastically.
Thanks for reviewing!
Break time is over. I'm going to do another story and then the favorites and followers.
September Surprise by rainediamond
Percicobeth. One-shot. Fluff. On this particular morning, Percy and Nico decide to make breakfast in bed for Annabeth.
Annabeth groaned. "Oh gods,"
Percy crossed his arms. "I make good breakfast!"
"If you can't make good breakfast then I can't imagine with Nico!"
"I make good breakfast," Percy protested.
Annabeth smirked. "You mean the time when you gave me burnt blue pancakes?"
Percy opened his mouth. But Annabeth cut across him.
"And what about with Nico? Are you going to argue about what colour you want the pancake?"
"Did I mention I make good breakfast?" Percy protested weakly.
Did I mention Percabeth!
Favourites: Free Name, Gummienummie, rosebadwolf1000, TheAuthor111, iwilllovebooksforever
Followers: Free Name, Gummienummie, iwilllovebooksforever
Woo! We're done finally.
Hey Nico. *Gulp* Sorry, uh Nico would like you to know *Gulp* that, that to send in your weirdest ships, because he says, he says he is positive he is going to write. He also said in the unlikely event he gets to write; he would like to *Gulp* punish I mean go over a weird ship. He said to send all your Percy ships.
He also says, that he will be looking over my side as I write this to make sure I don't delete his message.
Okay, breathe.
"So what ship are you going to do Frank?" Piper asked me.
I paused to think. "Brason,"
Jason gasped in shock. "You are joking right?"
Leo grinned. "Was it my Brason story that made you change your mind?"
"No, I'm not joking,"
Leo was still grinning like a madman. He pulled out a… a stand? More like a podium from his tool belt. Don't ask me how that fits.
He put the podium on the grass. He then pulled out a…brick? Yeah it was a brick. He placed the brick on the podium. He elbowed Jason.
"Hey now we can stare at the brick while we reason Brason stories,"
Jason coughed. "How did you know Frank was going to choose Brason. As you prepared this…thing for this event,"
Leo shrugged. "Dreams,"
Brason at High School by sugarplum35
Yeah. Brason at high school. Why not? Like the title says, Brason (Brick and Jason) goes to high school.
Hazel laughed. "How does a brick go to high school? I mean how does it even walk?"
"Mr. Brick what happens when a boy and a brick meets each other?" Leo said in a deep voice trying to imitate a teacher.
Jason turned a shade of red.
"Shut up,"
"And how does a brick do gym?" Percy pointed out. "Brick, do 5 pushups,"
"Hey I bet you can't do 5 pushups Percy," Annabeth challenged.
"Oh yeah?"
Percy got into push up position. If a friend is bothering, you I suggest you do this to them.
Leo waved his hand. "Ooh can I count?"
Percy grunted, "Sure,"
Percy did 5 pushups. And as he did a pushup this is what Leo counted.
"Pushup, 1, Pushup, 1, Pushup, 1, Pushup, 2, Pushup, 2, Hey you're not done! You only did 2 and a half pushups!" Leo protested. Leo pointed back on the floor. "Back on the ground!"
Percy opened his mouth to protest and looked at Annabeth. Annabeth raised an amused eyebrow.
"Hey you only did 2 and a half pushups," Annabeth teased.
Percy half muttered half grunted complaints and went back to the floor to continue pushups. Well, you get the idea. 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2 ,2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, and so on. That's how you successfully annoy your friends.
Brason by wannabannabeth
This is a parody about Jason's beloved relationship to all the bricks that are always colliding with his head. A parody to the song "MY Girl" by the Temptations.
Yeah, I suggest you going to the story and checking that out.
Nico pointed at the brick on the podium.
"Is that song going to be at your wedding with the brick?"
Jason buried his head in his hands.
"Oh gods,"
"It better not Sparky," Piper said.
Brick: A biography by Nob0dy
All Brick ever wanted was for Jason to love her back. This is the story of how Brick believed in her dreams, even if they seemed unrealistic. BRASON FANFIC One-shot. Co-written with WeAreTheHeroes
We all stared at the brick.
I coughed. "It would be a miracle if the brick started talking right now,"
Leo opened his mouth. Annabeth elbowed him.
"You were going to voice act the brick weren't you?" Annabeth demanded.
"No I wasn't!" Leo squeaked.
For all you guys wondering, Nico is still here watching. Now, I hope there is enough humor and ship knowledge and ways to annoy your friends in the chapter. I hope.
Better not to get my hopes to high.
Anyway, I'm going to attempt to get Nico to stop watching me and I'm going to come back to close this chapter.
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Okay!
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*Breathes a sigh of relief* Okay, I told him there was cake for desert and that shook him off. Hmm, what to write.
Yeah, 100 reviews (In total not 100 more reviews! Sheesh what are you guys thinking?) to get Nico to write. I know you guys can do it!
Heh, that is a wonderful birthday gift isn't it? Writing a story. Feel free to do anything to him, give him weird dares or weird stories are a challenge.
Oh my gods I got a good one. I dare you not to copy and paste the following review. Heh, that is some really bad torture…
Sometimes I scare myself.
Next chapter coming up on the 28th hopefully.
Thanks for reading this Brason story. There's isn't a lot of Brason stories, I just had to choose the one that has an interesting summary.
Signing out
-Your resident panda,
Frank.
A/N Hey guys! Sometimes I wonder, why do the writers make every single character's personality the same?
As Frank suggested 100 reviews for Nico. (P.S I actually was going to force Nico to write)
The next chapter is going to go up in the night on Jan 27th. That's right the 27th so you have something to read the next day.
I'm going to try my best to update at that time.
(Why? Because I'm running out of excuses)
Things to review.
Weird ships (Preferably Percy, suggested by Nico)
Weird/interesting stories
Likes
Dislikes
Should I write all the reviews in the chapter? Or should I include the interesting one like today's chapter?
Anything it's a free world.
I'm going to go and bake a cake for Nico.
Signing out
-bobo2015