Countries in a house: insert title here
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Our story begins in the kitchen of the house with America practising gun juggling
Canada: what are you doing America?
America: gun juggling what does it look like?
Canada: isn't that dangerous
America: ….no what could go wrong
Hungary walks in
Hungary: AMERICA THAT'S DANGEROUS
America: shut up I'm gonna nail this
As America was juggling he accidently pulled the trigger on the gun and accidently shot Mexico in the arm. America panicked
America: ahhh Mexico is bleeding Mexico is bleeding!
England runs in
England: what happened!?
America: uhhh Canada shot Mexico
Canada: what!?
England: why Canada
Canada: it wasn't me America di-
America: he just went abit pshyco England I tried to stop him-
Hungary facepalms
Canada: I will get you for this America
England: he needs to go to the hospital
Lanzarote comes in half drunk
Lanzarote: whats with all the lockity logo
England: Americas been shot you have a phone
Lanzarote: sure here
Lanzarote holds out a banana England didn't look amused
America: hold on I have a phone
America calls the ambulance and the ambulance takes mexico to the hospital
Meanwhile Italy was thinking about someone
Italy: ahh Germany
Ireland walks past and hears it
Ireland: I have to go and tell the guys
Ireland runs into the sitting room and tells every country that would listen to him
Italy was walking down the hall when france came up to Italy
France: bonjour Italy I heard you have affection for Germany
Italy: what!? Who told you that
France: Ireland told us
Italy: where is he now?
France: in his room I would presume
A few minutes later Italy bursts into Irelands room holding a sword
Ireland: …hi?
Italy: this sword once belonged to my ancestor roman empire. He defeated countless numbers of armys and got a lot of land and yet he never got to you. Why is that?
Ireland: because he was a coward to fight me
Ireland goes for his hurley stick
Italy: that's not true
Ireland: oh but it was
Italy lunges at Ireland with the sword ready slice him but Ireland counters as sword and hurley collides again and again the 2 countries trying to get the upper hand on one another when finally Ireland grabbed Italys sword and kicked Italy onto the floor. Ireland picks up italys sword
Ireland: your just like you ancestor weak
Ireland threw the sword towards Italy. Italys closed his eyes expecting it to pierce his heart but nothing happened Italy opens his eyes to see japan holding his sword. Japan threw italys sword to Italy and took out his own sword and approached Ireland. Ireland swung his hurley only for japan to grab the hurley mid swing and throw it away. Ireland then tries to punch japan but japan slashed his sword at Ireland leaving cutting marks on his legs and stomach. Ireland fell to the floor. Japan was about to do the finishing blow by impaling Ireland in the throat. Japan raises his sword and brings it down on Ireland only for Ireland to grab it and try and push it away, japan put mor force onto it and Ireland was using all his might to push
Just then japan get uppercutted in the jaw and goes flying back
Australia enters the fray
Both sides were getting ready to fight
Italy and japan took both theyre swords out and Ireland grabbed his hurley and Australia took out his boomerang
Just then Germany came in
Germany: stop fighting
Everyone looked at her
Italy stands down
Germany: how did this all start
Ireland was about to say something
Italy: nothing
Italy walked off
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NOTE THIS IS NOT HETALIA. SOME STUFF MIGHT BE INSPIRED BY HETALIA BUT ITS NOT HETALIA
AND ALSO WE HAVE QUESTIONS FOR RUSSIA AND NORTH KOREA FROM REDCAPTAIN
TO RUSSIA
Long live Russia! I love you! Do you miss being glorious USSR?
Russia: yes I do miss the USSR
just then Russia froze as he say a ghost that looked like the USSR and then it disappeared
NORTH KOREA
long live Dear Leader! Do you have any plans for the future?
North korea: I plan on making false korea non existent then I will rule the world
America: not gonna happen
Author: yea not in this story…or maybe
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