A/N Well, I finally updated. (*Slow Clapping*)
I don't have to make up excuses. *Half enthusiastically* Yay!
Hmm, what else? Yeah, thanks guys for all your support on this story. I mean you can be reading this in 2017 for all I know, but you should be glad we have these lovely supporters here.
(I shouldn't get my hopes up)
Congratulations to the 100th reviewer ShadowSong626.
(Technically we should be thanking all the 99 reviews up to ShadowSong626 and beyond)
What else…what else? Oh yeah! Happy Birthday Nico! (It's a little late)
Oh, Nico convinced me that he WON'T be writing. It's his birthday anyway. Yeah, sorry about that. Sorry about your glum faces.
Leo's writing today. Just ought to let you know.
Hehe, I'm evil. I was kidding. What do mortals use these days? Jk? I'm jking? No, Nico is writing today.
Seriously I should let Nico give a speech on everyone who wanted/threatened Nico to write. Heh, well, I'll let you read.
If you didn't read the chapter name, the ship is Pertemis. (Hurray Nico for having the courage to suggest that)
I asked Zeus to ask Artemis about her thoughts on Pertemis.
I have a feeling things are not going to go well. So if, Nico somehow turns into a deer during this, you know what happened.
I also am making a one shot for valentine's day (A different series) AND nagging some two to start writing the valentine's day special. (I guarantee it won't go up in time)
Well, I'm going to stop talking and introduce you to Nico!
Nico's P.O.V
Ha. Stop smirking will ya? Before you tell me Nico I convinced you to write, ha! Or, Nico your writing skills is so bad. Or, write more Nico!
I want you to think about what you got from this? Yeah, I know, you got a grumpy Nico, poor writing skills and apparently a rambling writer.
And what did I get from this? Cake! Ha, bet you didn't expect that coming. In fact, I'm eating cake right now. Yeah, you're not eating cake or any sort of food.
What? You're going to get food to prove me wrong? Wow. I know right, total mind reader.
Where was I? Oh right, cake. Cake is awesome! Especially for a growing boy like me. Apparently, to make the chapter look real we have to "celebrate" my birthday early to make it look special. Then, on my real birthday, I get more cake! Really good deal eh? As, I get 2 birthday cakes and you get a poopy chapter. I would do this deal anytime.
Mmm, so tasty. This cake, so delicious. The icing it just melts in my mouth like it was meant to be. The layers so flavorsome, the bread perfectly made! As, I cut the cake with my fingers, my belly grumbling as it waits the perfect cake. As I pick the cake up with my finger, I see some crumbs fall out on the computer. The frosting and the bread melts in my mouth-oh sorry, was I over doing it? Sorry, this cake it's so good it's hard to resist describing…
Hmm, I forgot what I was saying. Okay, yes, the other seven's writing, yes I needed to bring this up. Well, all my other friend's chapters were boring and poopy. I'm just saying! (I can imagine my friends telling me So your chapter isn't poopy?) Well, number one as someone pointed out, too long. (I mean why bother your energy)
Who started the long reviews? No clue. Who did it? Confess! (I think it was like Annabeth or someone…shame on them) But I won't mention it at all. Won't mention about the longest review ever challenge. Won't even say a word.
Second, the title is called What? This is a couple! I think my friends, ah, misunderstood for What? Stop teasing us! Yeah, I think my friends were so tired of writing the reviews and the beginning, (Now, that's why the beginning is so funny and thoughtful. You deserve a pat on the back Nico!) that they decided to rush the end and not put any thoughts into the ship.
Well, I being the genius, will change that!
I have the perfect solution. What if I put the ship talking first? Didn't think of that seven, eh? I will break the streak of poopy chapters!
Let me check my list on what to write next. Yes, why am I insulting my friends? Why am I throwing my feelings in the open?
Frank told me that this writing is like a diary. He said it was like pouring his feelings into it. So I thought, if it is a diary then it will be secret! No one would read this, and besides it's not that mean.
Yeah, yeah, back to the secret diary part. But, if you are reading this, I don't have anything to say to you. (Hey, Chiron, why did you steal my secret diary? Did you use Hazel to steal this? And readers are you enjoying my personal life story?)
Frank also apologizes to everyone who thought the Brason chapter will be more interesting. (Shame Frank, Shame, I mean it isn't hard to entertain mortals.)
He said some of the summaries were so boring and there were only a handful of Brason stories. He said some of the summaries were Brason. One-shot. Review. Frank also said he needed to pick the "interesting" ones.
Mmm, this cake though, so good. I personally think some apples will make it better.
Oh and thanks for all your threats, scary threats and…compliments?
And your offers as well. Here I'll share some with you.
This is from Ruler of Assassins. (Shudder) Hurry up and update or else I will send a assassin after you!
P.S make sure nico writes this time.
Well… (I'm speechless. I'm a man of few words)
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Oh, I forgot I promised I would start with the ship. Whoops.
Don't worry I have lots of threats and compliments left to review!
Okay, let's start.
"Hey guys!" I said cheerfully. "Today, I have to write so I get to pick the ship! And I'm picking-Hey isn't it my birthday? Don't I get a cake?"
Annabeth glared at me suspiciously. "Yes…but why so cheerful?"
I shrugged. "A boy who's growing appreciates cake,"
Frank scowled. "Aren't you supposed to be…moody and unhappy?"
I crossed my arms. "Well, if you're getting cake AND picking a horri-I mean a good ship you're not going to be crying in a corner!"
Percy nodded. "Okay, I agree, here birthday boy." He pulled out the delicious cake that I'm eating right now.
I smiled. "Thanks, since you guys gave me cake, I'll reward you with a good ship,"
I spoke mostly to Percy. "We're doing Pertemis,"
Everyone's jaw dropped.
"What, wha," Percy spluttered. I smirked.
"I know, Pertemis is so awesome you're lost for words,"
"That's, tha-not, I don't- why me?" Percy was still lost for words.
"Hey um Nico? Uh, don't you think you will be turned into a deer for this?" Jason pointed out.
I scratched my neck. "I haven't thought about...that," Then I said in cheerfulness, "Well, it is worth it though,"
My friends shocked faces told me it isn't worth it. Mmhmm, Hazel's gagging gesture told me it isn't worth it. I shrugged and searched up our first interesting story. And I did found an interesting story.
A Guardian's Troubles by The-Council-with-Queen-Crimson
Artemis has wanted kids of her own but she choses ill time to convince Hera to let her use Parthenogenesis, which lets a goddess have a child without a male but if your not a goddess of families you need help. At the same time, Zeus has commanded Artemis to chose a male Guardian that is good at close combat. So She chose Percy. This won't be cliche Guardian story, It will be crazy
Percy was…well staring at the screen with wide eyes. He was muttering something like "Maiden goddess, chose me, crazy mortals, insane,"
"What the Hades underpants?" Leo said.
"Why choose me? Why not," Percy looked around. "Nico? He's good at combat,"
I smiled. "You flatter me, but the maiden goddess chose you and not me,"
Percy grumbled that sounded like, "Someone better make a Nico/Artemis story,"
Annabeth stared at Percy. "Remember, the first reason why the silver eyed goddess chose you Percy, it is because she… wanted kids," She paused. "And she chose you to…you know…have…"
Jason interrupted. "Okay, we get it…"
Percy gaped at Annabeth. Annabeth elbowed Percy. "Hey seaweed brain, close your mouth a poor bug may drown in your saliva,"
Percy closed his mouth. "So you're…saying that Art-I mean the maiden goddess and I are going to have…that?"
I smirked and nodded. Percy glared at me. Heh, I totally felt like annoying him. And also Annabeth for some reason as well. I don't mind if you copy this little part next, but this is how you annoy your friends.
"Hey Annabeth," I said. Annabeth looked at me. "Well, I was wondering, well, I was looking at the reviews and I saw I-D-K, do you know what that means?"
I was totally lying; I knew IDK means. Just wanted to yank her chain.
"I don't know," Annabeth answered. I pretended to make my face drop.
"Oh, you see I was really confused, I thought, Annabeth was smart she should know. I actually considered Percy but I thought Annabeth is smarter than Per-
"I don't know," Came an annoyed voice that belongs to Annabeth.
"Cy. You sure you don't know what it means?"
"I DON'T KNOW!" shouted Annabeth.
"Okay, I get it. Sheesh, don't have to yell," I muttered. I turned to Percy. "What does I- "
"I-D-K MEANS I DON'T KNOW!" roared a very angry/annoyed Annabeth.
I pretended to look at her like it dawned on me. "Oh! Then why didn't you say so?"
Annabeth huffed. "I did!"
I shook my head. "You didn't, you said you didn't know what it meant,"
"I swear, one-day death boy," Annabeth muttered under her breath.
I grinned. "It's okay Annabeth. I already knew what it meant, I only did that to annoy you,"
Annabeth glared at me. "You are so-
I held my hands up. "Sorry, talk later I found a good story," I said, successfully interrupting a huge speech.
(Big round of applause) Thank you. Thank you. I know, I saved your buttocks maximums from a tiring speech.
That Color Silver by Pluto's Daughter 11
Percy is the son of Lupa and the son of Lycaon, being raised by werewolves he is taught to be fearless and to never show weakness. He absolutely loathes the color silver for all it's done for him is hurt him. He's walking down a dark path but can one silver eyed goddess change that? COMPLETE! In the process of being edited.
Leo raised an eyebrow. "Wonder how Lupa and Lycaon have a HUMAN baby,"
Percy muttered, "Don't go there please,"
Leo continued. "And then there's the process of having a baby, I mean wouldn't it be a baby wolf or- "He paused. "A werewolf?"
Percy pressed his palms on his forehead. "Didn't I tell you not to go that far?"
"Man, these mortals have inspiration and creativity. I mean we certainly don't have creativity. Look at Leo's Brason fic? Nothing compared to this madn-work of art," Annabeth declared.
Percy's head suddenly shot up. "Hey if I hate the colour silver so much, and a silver eye goddess steals my heart… (Percy shuddered) then can't I not look her in the eye because I hate the colour so much?"
Leo snickered. "Oh my beautiful you're so ah! Silver!"
Piper scowled. "Stop talking before you turn into a deer,"
Jason shook his head. "Since when did discussing something became so dangerous?" You tell me.
Hazel said, "What about age…the goddess is well…old…and Percy is um like 2 millennia younger," She paused. "It's like marrying your ancestor, but in this case you're um having…yeah…with your cousin,"
I'm going to give Hazel a thumbs up, as she didn't faint. Man, one swear word and she's unconscious.
Oh my gods, I got the perfect knock knock joke! Since I'm forever alone I'm going to say it myself.
"Knock knock,"
"Who's there?"
"Abby,"
"Abby who?"
"Abby birthday to me!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. HAHAHAHAHA *gasp* Ouch my stomach is hurting. What? You didn't laugh at that? Hmph. Well I'm going to repeat that joke until you laugh. Ha.
"Knock knock,"
"Who's there?"
"Abby,"
"Abby who?"
"Abby birthday to me!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Knock knock,"
"Who's there?"
"Abby,"
"Abby who?"
"Abby birthday to me!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I give up. Lighten up. (Don't tell ME to lighten up!)
I have a gift for you guys then. AFTER THE LAST STORY.
Forbidden Love by Lilac Demetrius
After Percy is betrayed and hurt by countless woman he decides to give woman up. After disappearing with Nico and Jason for ten years, the trio returns with a group of Hunter boys. When Artemis and Percy's hunter collide, chaos erupts. What happens when some unwanted feelings come up between the two leaders? Percy x Artemis. CONTAINS SLASH CAUSE IM A SLASH AUTHOR!
Annabeth cracked a smile. "I can't believe what will happen if Percy was a leader. I mean, I bet Percy would give his coworkers a free blue cookie day to party. And free cookies every day,"
Piper raised an eyebrow. (That reminds me, can you lift an eyebrow up?)
"I'm guessing the slash is Nico/Jason?"
"Definitely not," I said firmly.
"NO Pipes!" Jason said at the same time I said my lines.
Frank looked at Percy. "You my friend are going to be sued by the goddess for copying her idea,"
Hazel nodded. "And her idea has been going for like 2 millennia, and yours? 10 years I'm going to say,"
Percy smiled sarcastically, "Thanks for your support,"
"And how does these unwanted feelings *cough* love *cough* show? I mean when were you guys together? How did you guys meet? In a dark room? On a date at the beach?" I pointed out.
"If you would like to read the story Nico, be my guest, but I'm not reading that especially when Valentine's day is coming,"
It probably was my imagination but Percy winked at Annabeth. Heh, they trying to do something? Speaking of which, here a gift for you.
*This gift will show when you're not looking or reading this. *
So generous aren't I?
I smiled. "So, any last words?"
Percy nodded looking a little ill. "Hell ya! Before I jump into the ocean to calm myself down…I can't believe Apollo's sister, dating me? The Maiden goddess dating Me who is off-limits? Really? And last time I checked the goddess was maiden," Percy gasped for air. "Maiden goddess I tell you! Hmph, also I don't do that with anyone but Annabeth,"
Annabeth smiled at that. And Percy jumped into the lake splashing us.
I spat water out of my mouth. "Anyone else?"
Frank made a gagging gesture. Hazel pretended to do exaggerated coughing. Annabeth was staring at the grass. (Lovely grass isn't it?)
Mr. Perfect was well…uh…um…kissing Mrs. Perfect…cough. (Disturbing)
Leo raised his hand. "Well um when Percy comes back up can we apologize to Artemis then sing happy birthday to you?"
I nodded. Leo asked, "Can I have to phone so I can search up some birthday songs?"
I looked at him confused. You see I thought there was only ONE birthday song…I gave him the phone anyway.
5 min later, Percy came up. Of course he had to soak us to. I had to cover my poor birthday cake. (So poor, I have tears in my eyes. Who dares soak my cake?) But, you know being the son of Poseidon he was the only one dry.
"Hey Percy, we were about the sing happy birthday," Leo said dryly.
The following Lyrics was from demigodforlife's review.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO YOU!
YOU BELONG IN A ZOO!
YOU SMELL LIKE A MONKEY!
AND YA LOOK LIKE ONE TOO!" sang my friends. Did I mention everyone was off pitch? Well, expect for Piper, she already had a nice voice.
But, everyone I'm so embarrassed I can't describe. (Hey friends if you're reading this, practice singing in the shower!)
If they found out I said that, I imagine they would say,
"I'm so embarrassed I can't describe the smell coming off of you,"
Man, so good at insults. (It's a skill in life)
Get it, monkey, smell, no, hahaha.
Okay, I'm so lucky. I have to shorten the story, so I'm going to put your name, then your review, and our responses.
But since I'm doing this backwards, I have to do the favourites and followers first.
Favorites: CrazyPeopleLikeMe
Followers: Ruler of Assains, Owlover1, Latteas, CrazyPeopleLikeMe, Calliope Penna.
So go ahead and find your name or if you didn't review just scroll down. (I suggest you scroll, unless you're doing a dare)
DerpmuffinPJO- (This is...amazing! Okay, let's have some ships!
Be WARNED: I seriously don't ship any of these.
Percy x Artemis
Percy x Apollo
Percy x Hestia
Percy x Fem Chaos
What the..
Percy x Chaos
Percy x EVERY OC EVER
Percy x Piper
Percy x Hazel
Percy x Reyna
Percy x Silena
Percy x Clarisse
Percy x Drew
Percy x Jason's Brick
Percy x Annabeth's Calculator(Don't ask)
…
Percy x Fem Harry Potter
Percy x Harry
Percy x Hermione
Percy x Dumbledore(...wat?)
Fem Percy x Luke
Percy x Luke
Percy x Leo(No joke actually saw a story for this)
Percy x Khione(What even?)
Percy x Festus(Wait what?)
Percy x Nyx
Percy x Grover
Percy x Zoë
Percy x Bianca(Nico be angry)
Um, okay. In deep voice I am angry. Very angry, Nico mad!
And some others too...
Nico x Happy Meals
Omg, I actually got a happy meal for writing this. SO happy.
Annabeth x Books
Malcolm x Kendall the Calculator
I don't really have anything to say…
Nico x Sadie(This actually has a fanbase)
Percy x Blue Pancakes
"Yum,"
Percy x Blue Cookies
"Nice,"
Everyone ever existing x Percy
ANYTHING GOES IN FANFICTION!)
Wow, 1st review and I already took up a page. But thanks for reviewing.
Rebecca Frost (I'm laughing at this. Nico can have a free Happy Meal from me.)
Yes, best day of my life! Happy meals and cake! Ooh, wonder which toy I'll get. And Frank funny? My mind can't cooperate.
PercabethOTP996 Your wish is my command...
Weird Percy Ships Huh?
Pericobeth (Percy x Nico x Annabeth)
Percy x Clarisse
Percy x Riptide PLEASE!
"I think Riptide is going to slice my head off when I try to kiss it," Percy stated.
Luv ya Neeks! Cute as a baby's buttcheek!
Leo started to gag. "Nico cute?" He paused. "Neeks? Heh, nice name,"
"Shut up,"
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Lord of Potatoes (Nico torturer) If you're not Lord P, I suggest you not read this, unless you really want to, cuz it's really long.
From Demigodforlife: After you said you were proud of demigodforlife.
Aww, thanks.
I just wanted to start by saying, I am severely disappointed in myself. I slept in and now it's 1 pm and I have missed the update. I'll never get my chances to be crowned prom que- um, I meant mentioned. So as something different to celebrate Nico's birthday, I am going to list reasons as to why he should write. (I'm not even going to number them, I'm too lazy)
I said so
It's nice to know a different pov (I actually wrote Nico instead of nice. I guess that shows how much I care) Should I be cooing?
I will force you to (Eek, I will ship you with um, the best man possible. Now that's horrible!)
I will force Chiron to make you
I will black mail you (What are you going to blackmail me with? If you know my secrets then everyone knows)
I will murder Hazel (Scary Lord P everyone)
Actually never mind I like Hazel too much. Phew. Why can't she be my favourite character? It would make so much sense.
If you don't, Percy will do it again and we all know what's going to happen with that
I'm already bored
This is so much harder than writing ships
I mean al you have to do is write a list of names and bam bam boom!
Would it count if I just wrote a list of names and said you had to pair them together? No, I suggest you not write my name down.
Maybe I'll just write a normal review for once. I haven't written one in ages.
Guys, forgot how to write a review. So, I will just improvise and answer all you questions:
Reviewers team name: I am going to take a wild guess and say all the people are going to do symbolic names with ancient meanings in different languages. I have mentioned in a review once of these titles (which I actually am going to number)
Okaaaay.
1. Unicorn-Jedi Bunny
2. Vibrant Sushi Lover-Ninja
3. The Banananas
No, seriously, that's what I wrote.
Okay, likes:
I like the different povs
The reviews showing up (it's actually one of my favourite parts. I get to see all the strange things that everyone else writes down. I suggest that instead of every week you should do a chapter every fortnight so you could do all of the reviews as well as everything else.
Well, I guess you're one of the people who likes to burn their-I mean read interesting reviews.
Dislikes:
We all knew something was going to end up here
You don't focus on the ship enough. It seems too minor
(Shame, friends, shame)
So ships (again)
All of these are going to be for Percy.
Percyx:
Jason
Clarissa
Leo
Percy
Athena
Poseidon
Silent
Drew
Apollo
Artemis
Hestia
Hera
Grover
Thalia
Gaia
Katie
Frank
Hazel
Jason
Luke
Tyson
Sally
Reyna
Mrs. O'Leary
Calypso
Coach Hedge
Ares
Chiron
Hades
Khione
Octavian
Piper
Blackjack
Demeter
Jason
I'm not even joking, I searched up people on Wikipedia and just made a number I would achieve to. Basically I made a goal for those who didn't understand that last message.
I have some confessions:
I wanted to be a little late so I could see how much Demigodforlife wrote so I could beat her/him I told her/him that. (I have bad memory I forgot)
I want Nico to write really badly, I actually cried a little Hahaha. Well, today's your lucky day.
I am a girl I am a boy.
I am procrastinating Me too. Isn't that the reason I'm writing after my birthday?
I want to see Jercy really badly. I don't ship it, I just want Nico to torture both of the people he hates most
I put extra paragraph thingies so I could go on longer
I have ran out of confessions
I am a Pisces So you're easily led (Gullible) huh, interesting…
(Grins evily)
Yeah, I searched Pisces up. Hmm, it says, you like the ridiculous huh, and you like to get lost? What? I guess it's a bad time to say I'm stalking you…as you dislike the obvious.
Two of my least favourite characters are Percy and Annabeth
This review took nearly half an hour to write
I live in Australia
Auto-correct is my best friend
My fingers hurt because I have to type on my ipad which is utter pain!
So, catch phrases. I will admit Frank had no reoccurrences, either. I had to make a whole new catchphrase. Maybe, I'll just leave a pun. But puns are *FRANK-LY* (Lolzbalz) boring... Badumm tsssss! Okay, even I know that was lame. I'll just leave... BYE!
Thanks, I'll keep in mind you're gullible, I'll let Leo know that for April Fools…
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If you like reading paragraphs and want to improve your description I suggest you read this.
Latteas Finally! After chapters of shiptease Brason comes through!
But do you know what was a mistake? Instigating the competition for the longest review. The only result was a stupid amount of words to read and write, vast stretches of vertical wordspace being occupied with separate ships and words, and the fourth wall coming into question far more than necessary. I suppose the "competition" (read:mess of bad grammar) was a good thing if you have a masochistic sense of pleasure.
Holy! What? To many words…um sorry about that?
So many big words.
Considering that this is officially, "a place where crackfics get put into a crackfic" I suppose I should comment on the ones that give me the most trauma first.
Wow, you're a master of words.
Can I have a quick shout-out to every non-Percabeth fic? Because it's crack. Mostly because they start with the biggest angst-storm imaginable. And then they, those who write such pieces, have the audacity to make an even more crackish pairing: Like, the most common and popular, Pertemis. Why they can't choose another ship with someone that has shown interest in Percy (which he likely has never known about cause he's more oblivious than... than... than... -insert bad metaphor here-), but always must choose a hunter or the goddess who turns the male gender into jackalopes is beyond me.
Um, uh, cool? I wish I could write like that…
On the same topic of bad ships, can people stop suggesting incest (there's not much you can do about the gods in that though [on that note: Have you ever wondered why Zeus married Hera? In canon, his sister is apparently a complete look alike to his mother, and then he slapped a ring on her. It makes one wonder what kind of weird mother complex Zeus has.])? I mean, I'm a big supporter of selfcest (thus why I ship Jason and Brick), for reasons which shall remain undisclosed, but incest is nasty. To all supporters of it, imagine yourself and your sibling/parent. It's a scary thought that I don't want. I mean, I'm all for crackships, but those are just nasty instead.
Percy pointed, "Yes exactly! Someone agrees,"
I'm going to suggest but one (or two) ship: because, frankly, all those who list multiple ships just dilute the attention from the one they want in the limelight.
This is Jason/Annabeth.
This is not because I find the ship cute. They're fictional characters (and given the strenuous state of the fourth wall here I'm hesitant to type that) for heaven's sake. N-no. It's a crackship that I think would be humorous.
The second alluded to ship is my OT3, Silena/Percy/Beckendorf. Again, only because it's funny. (If you- by some chance- choose this, Takara Phoenix has written a few).
This is fun, I'll look forward to seeing the next chapter. I'm off to write a Jason/Harem story (that will likely never be posted). The Harem being Brick and all of her sisters. See you around~
Okay, finally I can understand. Thanks!
Hopefully your quotes and sayings will go out to the whole world
-Percy
I think, Percy will never be good with words.
Calliope Penna
Yes, Brason!
Anyways, Nico, I'm so glad that you will write! You're my favorite character! You know, you should read some Solangelo fan fics. Someone mentioned Unlucky, Right? by Origamidragons earlier. It's a great fan fic. You are a cat in this one. Oh, and happy birthday!
Thanks.
SOLANGELO
Okay, now, weird ships with Percy:
Flercy (FloorxPercy) - my favorite weird ship. Yesterday I read Flarry (FloorxHarry) fan fic and I thought 'Hey, why not Flercy?'
Plackjack
Pertemis
PercyxCarter
Person
Pestia
Lukercy
PercyxBlue Cookies
PercyxReader
Sorry, Percy.
Thanks for the weird ships!
88wiseowls
Before I answer your review, shadowsong626 has something to say to you.
88wizeowls, that Octavianxbackhand thing? We were all thinkin it.
Did you catch the z in your name? I don't think so.
I think that you should just type out all of the reviews so that Nico can be tortured! *cue evil laugh* (yes I am a lazy villian) Also Percabeth shall rule all! And Frazel! And Solangelo! Others ,I don't care.
Ships!
Pipalypso
Pipazel
Pipeyna
Clarilena
Theyna
Dreyna
Racheyna
Solangelo
Solackson
Jercy
Jasico
Valgrace
Lukercy
Big threesome (yes this is a thing) (I was horrified)
Thalia/Chiron
Fem!Percy does exist Frank! You're wrong! You all have genderbent versions of yourselves. Check them out!
Female me? Yeah right, no one can be me. Because I'm me, no matter what gender they are.
Now I have to go the people are coming to take me to the mental asylum.
NICO WILL WRITE!
And I did. Thanks a lot. Insert smiley face here
Silver.
Oh this is awesome! Maybe they somehow stumble upon a Ninjago ship~ Haha. Messin with ya. But if you are srsly stuck, maybe...?
What's yours is yours, and what's mine is mine, so don't touch ma stuff without pemission~ -joke-
Um…
~Silver~
Heyyyy!
Omg dis be so funny Ive almost died laughing... Let's just say 1000000000000000000 times.
Sorry, we send our apology's for almost killing you. You think I should write a warning on the summary? And what's that number?
Keep up the great work! And... *thinks:Poor Jason* do Brason! I wanna see his face.
~~SilverTheWolfGirl~~
Yes, I cannot imagine Percy drunk. It's just... Impossible! (Says in sarcastic tone)
Anyways, cleared that up.
This is like what, ma 4th review? 5th?
If so, I'm wasting my life away!
I got a really weird ship. I dunno why.
Someone/Wolf because that would be...
I don't know XD. Weird?
X3 Mwahahaha.
Oh my gods, dying mustache guy.
Owlover1
Found a beautiful nico&will fanfic called One Lackey, Two Lackey, Red Lackey, Black and Blue Lackey by shadowsnowleopard .
It was so beautiful that it made me want to cry my own river and and float away on a bed of roses.
Now that's descriptive.
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The Punk Rock Demigod Warning, mature readers only…(Hey is that a good warning?)
OH MY GODS HOLY DAMN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR BC I DON'T WANT TO POISON THE YOUNG ONES
Block your ears and shield your eyes, children. This next sentence may traumatize you.
BUT. The mental image I am receiving from the words Percy/Riptide is so terrifying and disgusting it would rival 2 kids 1 sandbox. NO CHILDREN DO NOT LOOK THAT UP BAD CHILDREN PUT TAT KEYBOARD DOWN YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO SEARCH THAT.
Ahem. This review may be illegal to display on this site, so publish at the young camper's discretion.
I must say, my dear demigod friends, I never get sick of this story, but, DAMN, these reviewers need to chill. And I mean chill. (That makes me a hypocrite since I just mentioned one of the worst things to ever exist but do I look like I give a Hades toilet? Nah, thought as much.)
This review is so long right now that if you added all the random ships I know of like every one else does, I'd win by far.
#winnerlongestsubstantialreview2k15
This ain't getting in the story... is it? If it is, thank f- I mean, thank Zeus!
PRD out.
We should rename this story to weird/interesting zone!
ShadowSong626 (What were you trying to secure review number 100 spot?)
I will let the reviewers know about your um response's.
Speaking of which, about the lady gaga song thingy, you know last review, last chapter… (I don't think you remember)
Um demigodforlife: Thanks idk if I got it right I found that on Pinterest one day and I stuck in my head.
Wut u all just saw wuz a reviewer reviewing other reviewers.
Yo, Frank. Best writer here. U used good grammar, covered everyone in the least time-consuming way possible and found a way to please everyone which is litterally impossible. U need a fukkin prize. How about mercy from Nico after he loses this 100 review bet? Coz his shmexy ass is gonna lose.
Was my butt thingy a compliment? If I told you I was blushing…awkward. (That would be weird)
And that's why you posted 5 reviews.
I decided to look up your zodiac sign. Cancer eh? Interesting…
Your next review hmm, another compliment about my butt…may I ask why?
Are you sure there is a disease called blue waffles?
If there is, Percy you better watch out. And thanks!
(I didn't put your other reviews cuz, your reviews took like 500 words)
Lexi
From Demigodforlife
After you said about Magnus/Annabeth their cousins' thingy, demigodforlife responded. CREEPY INCEST THATS WHY MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Really a hellhound is attacking you? Why didn't you say so?" Percy said.
Leo said scornfully. "Don't worry, she probably searched up a picture of a female hellhound and scared it away,"
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Demigodforlife
Great do I have to copy and paste this review? Soooo long.
Yeah, since I lost the bet, I had to get a peach for him. And the dog peach? Sorry was that from snoopy? I haven't watched that.
But, I would like to eat peaches any day. They are tasty.
Sorry, only fanfiction. Doesn't it seem wrong, that we are writing on fanfiction and we go promoting something on wattpad?
Meh, Frank said peaches do look like butts. Just saying.
Ooh, since I wrote can I have a peach? Please?
No worries, I'm so persuasive you're already giving me a peach.
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Gummienummie
I know right. Since when do people realize we're related? And I will ask Piper to ask her mom about One true pairing. (Not out of toilet paper. Now imagine saying that while in the bathroom…)
Mels
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICO!.! I am relatively new to this story but it ie AMAZHANG (See what I did there? Ama- Zhang? Get it? Man these puns, so good [Sorry Frank.]). It made me laugh and cringe at the same time! Which, I might add, was impossible.
That is impossible, I mean you're laughing (Mouth open while sound comes out) then cringing…wow.
You have unlocked an achievement! (Sorry, I tend to ramble.) No worries you see we're all ramblers here, and you now fit in. Yay! Now we must all eat cake and read about weird pairings!
Hey, how did you know I was eating cake?
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Okay, good, you scrolled down to here. Now, iwilllovebooksforever, if you're reading this, shadowsong626 has something to say.
Iwilllovebooksforever, . UR USERNAME. BRUH. THAT IS MMMMEEEEEEE ALL THE WAY. Good god, I'm such an overdramatic bitch.
Thanks for all your reviews!
Btw, I did the reviews last. At first it was 4000 words. Now 6200 words. 2200 words of reviews. Great. I'm going to get more cake. Be right back.
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Hey guys! I got Artemis's letter! Well…she was not pleased at all. I'll let you read.
Dear mortals,
How dare you pair me up to a stinky mortal like Perseus Jackson? I will turn you all into deer right now. I could have enjoyed hunting deer, but no I had to write a letter to all you mortals. I'm very disappointed. And don't go and write flames about my behavior and my attitude. I'm a goddess! Alas, my father said I can't turn you guys into goat butt. So sad. But that does not mean you can say bad things about me!
Back to Pertemis. I am a maiden goddess! Not a rag doll to Perseus Jackson! All of you demanding me to have that. NO not happening.
I'm going to end this letter to you all mortals, if you dare pair me up…
Remember what I said!
Angry Maiden Goddess
P.S Go on your knees and apologize! Or else…
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Yeah…if the maiden goddess did write a letter…sorry if it scared you.
Ahh, yeah, sorry about that…I uh think Percy should date Art-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH afnioasnfiowenininaniifnininwna
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Hey Hazel here, um…sorry about that. Nico kind of got turned into…um…into goat butt… (Nico I'm sorry for laughing!)
This is what happened. Well, Nico was typing something, then he saw himself transforming, so well he did the rational thing and typed ahh!
Then he transformed completely, him now a butt on the keyboard. It was an hour later when I found him rolling around in the cabin.
You have no idea how much deleting I have to do. You know because of the spamming of the keyboard. When I looked around, I found a note, from the maiden goddess.
It was a part of the letter you just saw, and um what happened. Don't worry, Nico will turn back um…when he's sleeping. (night time)
Don't even ask me how he is going to get on the bed.
Well, you get the message don't mess with the goddess, or else you would be like Nico. Stinky.
Wonder how he will go to the bathroom…
Ooh Cake!
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Ouch I got pounced by goat butt. I tried to eat the cake but, a butt came flying and knocked me on the floor. Sheesh.
Anyway, since Nico is ah, unavailable I'm going to end it here. I'm going to blend in and try to be Nico so you won't detect I'm Hazel. What does he usually say?
Hey guys I'm Nico. I am very grumpy, and people assume I'm…
Yeah…
Um Happy birthday to me.
I smell bad. (Sorry)
I give up. Ahem.
Thanks for reading this.
This story was shorter than normal.
Um, let's hope Nico turns back normal.
Thanks for reading this!
Remember Artemis's warning.
-Nico who is in the form of…you know what
(I, Hazel wrote the ending)
A/N
Thanks guys for all your support on this story it means the world to me. And it is a nice birthday gift. (This Friday)
Anyway, unlike Nico I'm taking a break, since it's my birthday.
I'm making a one shot for valentine's day right now.
I'm thinking of getting a couple writing for valentine's day.
I won't make any promises on when it will come out.
I won't say it will come out on a specific day. (Since when do I update on my given schedule?)
Happy Birthday Nico! His birthday is actually on Jan 28th.
Everyone get up, and sing.
Happy Birthday to you (Cha cha cha)
Happy birthday to you (Scooby doo!)
Happy birthday to Nico
Happy birthday to you
If you're here you already know how my aurthor notes go, so I won't repeat them again.
Thanks for reading and I will see you again in who knows when.
-bobo2015