"WE'RE GOING TO GET ARRESTED!" screamed Patrick.
Gary, Spongebob's snail, had snapped the neck of one of his friends just because he spilt beer on his leather jacket.
"Okay, let's not panic," said Spongebob. "Let's just call 911."
"And have me arrested?" said Gary.
"YES, HAVE YOU ARRESTED, YOU KILLED SOMEONE!" screamed Spongebob.
"Yeah, okay my homies, you take care of these, homos, while I make a run for it."
"You got it," said Gary's friends.
Gary ran past Spongebob and Patrick and hotwired Patrick's boat. And he got out of their faster than you could say "and". Spongebob and Patrick tried to run and catch Gary, but his friends beat them up. But Patrick beat through them faster than you could say "(insert longest word in the English language here)". Spongebob and Patrick ran until they could find a boat. They saw a boat near a giant house-like dome with a tree in it. Patrick tried to hotwire, and then Spongebob did. They tried for about 10 minutes with no luck. Then they realized there were keys in the boat. (Dumbasses). They took off and tried to find Gary.
"Do you see him Patrick?" asked Spongebob.
"Nope, man how could this happen? How could Gary go from being a nice little snail, to a monster?"
"Well he did become meaner; the day I told him I was becoming gay."
"But you would never-," said Patrick, but Spongebob interrupted.
"No, I love you forever, if I'm gay, I'm gay."
While Patrick was driving, Spongebob spotted Gary up ahead. Gary must have spotted them, because in a few seconds, one of Gary's friends who climbed in the boat with him started shooting a gun at Spongebob and Patrick.
"A gun? Now Gary must get arrested for murder and GUN POSSESSION!" screamed Spongebob.
Just then a cop saw Gary and his friend in the boat, and started chasing him. Gary was speeding up towards a cliff, and he had no choice but to stop.
"I can't get arrested, I'm just a [bleep] snail," said Gary.
"If you don't want to get arrested," said Gary's friend, "then go to hell."
Gary's friend pointed the gun at Gary's head. But before he could shoot, Gary forcefully managed to take the gun from his hand, and shot him down. The cops finally made a stop near the cliff, as well as Spongebob and Patrick.
"You're under arrest," said one of the cops to Gary.
"Wait, can I have one last word with my snail," begged Spongebob.
"Fine, but one minute only, I'm timing you," said the cop.
"Gary, you are a crazy sociopath. I never raised you to be like this. I know you started acting like this when I became gay. If you can't accept me just because I am a homosexual, then to hell with you. You really wanted me and Patrick dead because of our sexual orientation? I am shocked Gary. I'm not saying this in the 'I'm in love with you' way, but in the 'family love' way. Gary, I love you."
"That's one minute," said the cop. "In the car snail. Listen, Mr. Squarepants, your snails court trial will be in a week, you and your partner are witnesses, can you make it?"
"Yes we can," said Spongebob.
Spongebob and Patrick watched as the cops put Gary in the car, called the ambulance to depose of any bodies, and the worst part for Spongebob was seeing the cops drive away with Gary. Would Gary be sentenced to life in prison (probably)? STAY TUNED!