Author's Notes: Well I hope you all enjoy this. I found myself rather amused by the thoughts of Gabriel's pranks.
After entering the school and watching Scott play the part of a sexually charged butterfly bouncing between Kira and Isaac, Stiles enters English class and scares Scott in the process.
"Mr. Brown!" He happily takes his seat as Gabriel turns around with a charming smile on his face. Scott quirks a brow and scratches his head sitting near Stiles.
"You know him?" Scott looks at Stiles who is grinning.
"Oh yeah him and I go way back to this morning at the coffee shop." Stiles comments as he gets out his things. His books get knocked out of his hands as Theo walks by him to his desk.
Gabriel watches Theo kick Stiles book a little further away from him and frowns. Stiles gets up and retrieves his book glaring daggers at Theo. Theo smirks as he sits down next to Malia who is watching Stiles from over her shoulder, Stiles refuses to acknowledge her.
"Alright class settle down," Gabriel says. "I am you substitute English teacher Mr. Steve Brown. Mr. Keller won a cruise to the Bahama's and won't be back for a while."
"No one cares," Theo comments under his breath causing Gabriel to hone his honey colored eyes in on him.
"Ass," Stiles coughs into his hand as Scott laughs with him, the corner of Gabriel's lips turn up wards.
"Young man, keep your comments to yourself, we all know what happens to boys who try to be men before their time." Gabriel matches the challenging look Theo gives him. "They tend to make asses out of themselves."
"You can't say things like that to a student." Theo sneers back.
"This is English is it not, the dictionary classifies ass as a donkey it is a proper noun that can be used and any occasion. Also if you ever managed to crack a book or watch an old Disney movie you would understand the reference." Gabriel replied coolly as he turns to the board to write on it.
"Pinocchio, moron." Stiles says as Theo has a slightly confused angry look on his face. Stiles rolls his eyes and sits back to enjoy what was turning out to be his new favorite class.
"Shut the hell up Stilinski, no one cares what you have to say." Theo flashes his eyes at Stiles who looks unimpressed.
Gabriel had already sensed out the supernatural creatures in the room and knew Theo was like the werewolf version of a Khan worm, since he didn't read like Scott or Malia. Gabriel keeps his back to the class room and snaps his free hand in front of his chest.
Stiles was about to reply to Theo when he stops and his jaw slowly begins to drop. Theo gives him a weird look them begins to shift in his seat as his pants begin to rip. His face scrunches up in pain as his ears elongate and sprout course grey hairs all over them. He hunches over as a tail busts out the back of his pants with a thick tuff of black hair on the end, the rest of the tails coloring matching the ears.
Gabriel turns around and pretends to be shocked and panicked as the rest of the class is up and desks being knocked over in their efforts to distance themselves from Theo. All of them but Stiles, Gabriel notices, who is standing there looking really amused. Theo goes to call out in pain but his teeth have enlarges slightly and the only thing coming out of his mouth is the sound of that of a mule or a donkey.
"THAT IS AWESOME!" Stiles fist pumps into the air as Theo goes to attack him but Scott steps in the way and Gabriel acting like the concerned teacher leads Theo out of the class room. Stiles turns to Scott. "Did you see that shit? Oh my god…awesome…I am so telling Derek."
"I was going to say something else but I have to comment and ask why is it your first instinct to tell Derek," Scott comments giving him a know it all look.
"Because the man needs joy in his life and that…that is some funny shit and I am sure it would make him happy."
"Oh I'm sure you'll make him happy."
"Oh shut up!"
-Cafeteria -
Gabriel has found he favors Stiles. He sees a lot of himself in this young man from another world. But he also sees this young man struggling, being taunted, ignored and he just doesn't like it. So he might have taken to observing Stiles since the coffee shop as a way to find people to amuse himself by.
Right now Gabriel is watching Stiles sit across from his best friend, so Gabriel assumes, who is situated between a gorgeous blonde who was just a couple inches shorter than his Moose and a pretty Asia beauty. A lovely red head, who reminds him of a combination of Jody, Jo, Anna and Ellen….scary, beautiful, and smart, sits next to Stiles.
"Afternoon Lyds…Oh did you hear what happened to Theo?" Stiles grins and Gabriel enters the cafeteria completely.
"I did, I also know that Derek wants to see you this afternoon. So aside from some long awaited sexy times to finally break you unresolved sexual tension, I can only hope you will do the smart thing and ask him about the odd happening?" She looks over at him as she sips her drink.
"I was going to ask Scott if he thought it was worth getting him involved, because you know it could just be related to the fact that Theo is an ass and not a monster of the week." Stiles looks over at Scott who is bouncing between Kira and Isaac trying to give them equal time and attention. "God I wish his dick would just make up its mind and pick one."
Lydia laughs a bit but agrees and tells him to tell this Derek person, who Gabriel was determined to figure out, since he seemed important, everyone did keep bringing him up. But Gabriel wasn't about to miss an opportunity to have some fun, even if it was at Stiles' best friends expense. Stiles wanted Scott's dick to divine who he wanted so Gabriel was more than willing to help him out.
He snaps his fingers and enchanted Scott's dick to turn into a divining rod of sorts. Gabriel did take pity and put a delay on the curse so that it would start tomorrow. He didn't want all the strange things to happen on the same day. But starting tomorrow Scott's cock would get hard whenever he was near the one his heart truly desired.