Authors Note: ghfriends wanted to help out again, thank you!
(6x02)
Last time on Friends...
Ross: it's all taken care of.
Scene changes
Ross(to Phoebe): Do you wanna hear something weird?
Phoebe: What?!
Ross: I didn't get the annulment.
At Central Perk
Chandler: hello Children
All: Hi
Chandler: How's the shoulder Joe?
Joey: How's the sex life?
Chandler: I'm with Monica, you can't use that when I got some last night.
Joey: Darn it!
Monica: Bigger issue here Bing! You're talking about us having sex again, in front of My brother!
Ross stares at Chandler
Chandler: Hey buddy.
Phoebe: Talking of Ross, I need to speak to you.
Ross: Can't it wait Pheebs
Phoebe: No it can't! Do you want me to tell everyone why?
Ross leaps up
Ross: So you wanted to speak to me?
Ross and Phoebe walk away a few yards.
Joey: What do you think they're talking about?
Monica: I don't know, and why did you ask about joey's shoulder?
Joey looks away.
Chandler: Well our resident craftsman Tribbiani over here helped me get into your apartment when the key was stuck.
Monica: oh my God he knocked it down didn't he!?
Chandler looks away.
Monica: I'm going to get you!
Joey: don't worry Mon, I ordered you a new one.
Monica breaths.
Joey leans over to Chandler
Joey: Can I borrow some money?
Camera cuts to Ross and Phoebe.
Phoebe: if you don't tell her I will!
Ross: but if I have three failed marriages then no-one will go out with me! I'll be stuck single forever.
Phoebe: Let me take you outside a second.
Ross: Calm Pheebs.
Phoebe; There's three women out there, I'll go get them.
Chandler: Hey you two, we need to go upstairs, a new door is being fitted.
Phoebe: Ok.
The three women walk in with Phoebe.
Phoebe: Ok you three this is Ross, he's had three failed marriages, would you go out with him.
First Woman: I don't know, I don't think that would stop me.
Second and Third Women nod in agreement.
Phoebe: Now what if he had only had two failed marriages, but was still married to someone who didn't know it.
Second Woman: Definitely not
Third Woman: I agree, it sounds like you're in love with this Woman anyway.
Ross: I'm not...You are!
Monica's apartment
Monica: So Rach, when are you packing?
Rachel: Are us Roomies going on a trip?
Chandler: Um...
Monica: I said I wanted to live with Chandler
Rachel: you're changing your mind?
Monica: No, Rach
Rachel; What Mon?
Monica: Well we kinda... wanted to live together and alone.
Rachel laughs.
Rachel: Ok.
Chandler: What's so funny?
Rachel: I know you guys won't do it.
Monica: Rach...
Rachel: it'll be like Vegas all over again, won't go through with it
Monica: Listen Rach, we really want to. This works for us.
Rachel begins to cry.
Chandler: What's wrong?
Rachel: I've just realised, you guys are actually going to do it.
Monica: Yeah.
Rachel: I'm so happy for you guys, but it's like the end of an era. Remember all the times we've had together.
Monica: I know Rach, but Chandler and I need to do it. It means we can get married.
Rachel(crying more): I know, I'm going to miss this place so much.
Ross walks in with Phoebe.
Ross: Rachel, can I talk to you about something
Phoebe pushes Ross towards her.
Ross: I...are you crying?
Rachel: I'm not going to live here anymore, Monica and Chandler need there own space to raise their child in.
Phoebe: Child!?
Monica: Oh yeah, I'm pregnant
Phoebe goes and hugs Monica.
Joey runs in.
Joey: they all know!
Chandler: yeah Joe.
Joey joins the hug, as does Chandler. Ross sits next to Rachel.
Ross: you Ok?
Rachel; I've been better. It's for the best though.
Ross: Yeah
Ross and Rachel begin to hug as well.
Ross suddenly jumps up.
Ross: Pheebs, can I talk to you for a minute?
Phoebe: Sure.
Joey(to Chandler): I bet they're doing it.
Phoebe: No we're not.
Joey(winking): Ok
Ross and Phoebe walk outside.
Joey: Laundry...
Others look at Joey.
Outside
Ross: Help me Phoebe!
Phoebe: With what?
Ross: well...it's...um
Phoebe: Spit it out Ross!
Ross: I'm...I...Um...Think I still love...um
Phoebe: Who?
Ross: Rachel
To be continued...