Two weeks after the beautiful events that had happened, I started high school as a freshman. I prayed to Papyrus the day before school, hoping I would have a Sans-tastic year, and that I would have a successful and happy life.
The next morning, I prayed to Papyrus one more time, requesting the same as I did yesterday, and that my first day would go well.
As I approached the school and walked to my first class, I hear the words, "Great Papyrus". I gasp in excitement as I knew that I was not the only Papyrus worshipper. I see two other students... Seeming to be expressing their love for Papyrus as well. I was so excited, I was already going to have some friends!
I walk towards them and exclaim, "Are you two talking about... The Great Papyrus?" One student replies with a smile, "Yeah! We're talking about how praising the skeleton lord had an amazing influence on our lives." I smile, as I can see the student's hat had the letters "COOL DUDE" on it, similar to Papyrus's dating outfit in Undertale.
As we chat about our loyalty for The Great Papyrus and how greatful we were that Undertale had been made, I start to hear soft chuckling in the distance. It had gotten closer, until we saw who it was. Three seniors stood in front of us, one of them laughing.
"We seemed to have overheard you boys gossiping about the shit lord Papafuck, am I right fellas?"
Did they just... insult the Almighty Papyrus in all of his glory? I was furious. I yelled out, "You motherfuckers! Don't speak of the Great Papyrus in that matter!" hoping the teachers inside would not hear.
"Are you autistic or something, kid? Everyone knows that Asgore is the REAL lord and savior!" said one of the bullies.
"Papyrus is some pussy ass nigga, alright! He wouldn't even hurt a fly! Asgore is strong and mighty!" another bully shouts, as the other two laugh and call us little bitches.
One of my friends takes off his hat, revealing a lump of spaghetti and throws it at one of the bullies. The bully seemed disgusted and takes off the noodles.
"You see this? It ain't food, it's just a fucking pile of shit!" He says, and dunks it into the nearby garbage pail. We were enraged, knowing that what the bullies said were not true at all.
I fall onto my knees and mumble, "Papyrus, please help us. Light out darkest hour."
Suddenly, the entire school was glowing, as a blue light shone in every room. "Fucking hell!" One of the bullies screams in fear. The scent of... Marinara sauce filled the entire room. The bullies were unaware of what would occur next.
A soft fatherly voice thunders through the walls, "You will regret saying such words about the Great Papyrus."
A large white figure rises from the floor in a huge portal, appearing behind the bullies.
It... was Papyrus!
The bullies turn around and gasp in pure fear, as Papyrus pulls down his pants and exposes his growing skeleton cock into the crisp air.
It looked so tasty, so dry, so suckable!
He puts his hand into the air, and a set of large bones arose from the floor. They wrapped around the bullies, tying them to the ground. As the bullies wriggle and struggle to escape their fate, Papyrus flexes and extends his penis, then uses it to strip the bullies of all their clothing.
His dick hole slowly opens, becoming wider and wider, until he grabs a large sword and fits the handle snug in his cock. Papyrus pushes it in until the handle is completely gone, and he seemed to had created a new weapon, The Excockibur. Suddenly, burning marinara sauce squirts out of his shaft, soaking the entire blade.
He turns one of the Asgore bullies onto their stomach, and gently inserts his sharp boner inside his anus, penetrating it. Papyrus then starts jabbing it in hard, as blood pours out of the bully's anus.
He begs and pleads for the skeleton to stop, but he laughs, "NYEH HE HEH!" and whispers in his ear, "This is what you deserve, Asgore worshipping faggot." He continues to strike the child's butthole. The blade goes down so deep, that it punctures through the bully's forehead, instantly killing him.
My friends and I are very determined, knowing that the Great Papyrus was our true lord.
One of the bullies in the corner screams, "Asgore, please save us!" at the top of his lungs. We knew that trouble was stirring, but Papyrus was not worried at all.
Suddenly, Asgore's main theme, Bergentrucking, from Undertale starts to softly play in the backround, and as it got louder, a large goat like figure bursts through the wall.
It was... Asgore.
He runs up to Papyrus and knocks him over. Asgore then proceeds to grab a tight hold of Papyrus's cock, bends it backwards and rips it off. But the goat king did not realize that Papyrus did not feel the pain at all, since he's a skeleton.
He instantly regrows his cock, triple the size, as Asgore unbuttons his pants and lets his thick, pungent chode straight into the air, for everyone to gaze upon.
The real battle had begun.
Papyrus rips out the Excockibur from his penis and opens his dick hole once again, growing almost as wide as Asgore's shaft. He shot acidic spaghetti sauce out of his cock, and it splattered all over Asgore's face, burning it straight off.
Papyrus then says, "The Great Papyrus can't be defeated, motherfucker." as he bites hard onto Asgore's large asscheeks and tears them off.
As Asgore falls onto the floor in pain, Papyrus delivers a final blow with his Excockibur, striking it straight down the back of his head. He fucks his corpse, until he finishes, with a flood of steaming marinara sauce.
It soaks his entire insides, and Asgore slowly starts to melt.
As the bullies try to untie themselves, Papyrus runs towards them, and decapitates each of their heads using his trusty blade.
Papyrus winks at us, and we know what we must do. We collapse onto our hands and knees, as Papyrus fills our butts with his royal skeleton love, until sauce starts to overflow from our assholes. The stench of marinara fills the building.
Papyrus then feeds each of us a plate of spaghetti, and... it was the best thing we had ever tasted, knowing it was made from two very special ingredients:
Determination and Love.
The next day, the event was all over the news, and my school had closed down permenantly. But in my mind, I knew the Great Papyrus would continue to teach me his great royal wisdom.
Papyrus is Love, Papyrus is Life.
"You will never regretti being with the spaghetti."