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KillLaKillPrincess: Glad you like it that's what happens when you write listening to Bob Marley
Sobakasu2: I love Michiru but she'll end up hating me for all the things I'm gonna make her do [insert evil laugh here], glad you like it
Now let's let the crazy loose...
…Minako were the Queen of crystal Tokyo
Halloween party 1991 Tokyo
She loved video games with all her life so it was a no brainer that she was going to party dressed as one of her favorite Street Fighter characters, Chun Li
Normally she would wear her blonde hair loose, it almost reached her waist but, in honor to her costume she tried to fix her hair in two buns but it was too long so she decided to have two buns with her hair loose, it was the closest she can get to Chun Li, she applied some light make-up and headed to her school friend Hikaru's home for her Halloween Party
With a loud pop the cryogenic pod where Luna was deep asleep opened. As she stretched and yawned an image appeared in front of the black cat "It is time Luna, search for them, for the senshi and the princess"
"Yes Queen Serenity, I will start tonight" Luna bowed as the image disappeared and ran to the city
Hikaru was dressed as a cat and welcomed her blonde friend on the entrance "Hey Minako, looking good"
"Thanks" the blonde grinned as she assumed Chun Li's fighting pose
"Look there's my brother's friend Mamoru" as soon as Minako locked eyes with Mamoru she gasped as she had a vision of other times, other life where she was secretly in love with that man she wants him for her now
I won't waste my chance this time; he's going to me mine…
Mamoru frowned as he felt familiar towards the blonde; they were attracted to each other
Luna got to a house where they were having a Halloween party and closely observed a blonde that had two blonde buns on her hair; she got a good feeling about her
"I think she is one of the senshi, I'm almost sure" the black cat whispered as she stealthy followed Minako
Minako saw Luna from the corner of her eye
I look like Serenity with this hairstyle, I'll trick Luna…
In fact she did, she tricked everyone and she was awaken as Sailor Moon instead of being Sailor V, it took her some time to handle Sailor Moon's powers but she also was a senshi, and even if her powers weren't from the moon she bend them and adapted
Before Usagi was awaken she managed to convince her to wear a red bow on her hair instead of the buns the clumsy blonde used to
As soon as Pluto appeared to help the senshi Minako, or fake Moon, stole Pluto's staff and changed everybody's memories so she was recognized as the princess. Because Usagi and Minako had really similar personalities nobody questioned anything the only thing that made the inners uncomfortable was that Usagi was a terrible Sailor Venus so she had to train harder everyday
The main differences between the two blondes were that Usagi was really kindhearted while Minako got addicted to violence and attacked their enemies with no mercy. She killed Beryl, the shittenou, wiseman, saphhir, demand and didn't heal the four ayakashi sisters, she was just eradicating everyone with no remorse
Fighting Witches 5
"I am the first of the witches 5, the most powerful Eudial"
"Who gives a fuck?" fake Moon barked back the other inners sweat dropped
"Take it easy Sailor Moon" Usagi Venus recommended
"Zip it useless ahem…I mean Venus" fake Moon rolled her eyes as she withdrew her staff and immediately attacked Eudial who barely dodged the attack "Fuck that was close" the red haired witch cursed under her breath
"At least this reincarnation doesn't twirl that much" Sailor Neptune whispered to Uranus from a nearby tree branch the blonde senshi only chuckled
"Thanks God but something seems off with her" Uranus reasoned
"I agree but we need the talismans, nothing else, so let's wait" Neptune sighed
Eudial opened a white box that had a painted black star on the side and a stupid ass face youma appeared as the red haired witch drove her car away
Mercury and Mars joined attacks and they were really unsuccessful
"You morons Water and Fire cancel each other" fake Moon yelled at them
Jupiter tried launching an attack and the youma fell on the floor
"Now Sailor M…" tuxedo kamen yelled but was interrupted "STFU I know" fake Moon replied annoyed and hit the monster with her moon spiral heart attack which lasted exactly three seconds
Uranus jumped from hiding to grab the pure heart of the random civilian Eudial attacked to check if it was a talisman "Damn it's not a talisman, Neptune"
"Let's go" Neptune told Uranus and barely dodged one of fake Moon's attacks
"What the fuck is your problem?" the wind senshi yelled
"Why do you need the pure hearts?" fake Moon shouted
"We need the talismans and that's it" the sea senshi touched Uranus arm and nodded as they jumped and disappeared in the shadows
Some weeks later they were in the final battle against mistress 9 and fake Moon was pissed because she felt powerless
"Shit I need to kill this overgrown little bitch" fake Moon cursed as she used the shitty grail and became super fake Moon, she killed mistress 9 and Saturn turned into a baby
"Michiru…I mean Neptune we all know you two are carpet munchers and won't have children unless some fanfiction writer wants to" fake Moon took the bundle and put it on Michiru's arms "want this? If not well we can put her on adoption or call Pluto to speed her growing up"
"It's okay we can take care of baby Hotaru" the two outer senshi left with their new daughter
After all the battles Minako married Mamoru and had a daughter that she named chibimina, she became a dictator of crystal Tokyo with a hideous fashion sense; she made all her sailors to wear transparent fukus that glowed in the dark
"This is fucking humiliating" Uranus barked blushing
"Well I kinda like them" Neptune checked Uranus out and blew a kiss at her
"Get a room, will ya?" all the other senshi rolled their eyes
Time gates
"I feel a disturbance on the timeline" Pluto before Beryl observed and found the anomaly, she needed future Pluto help so she teleported to Crystal Tokyo's time gates to find a very naked looking Pluto
"What in the fucking fuck is that you are wearing?" Pluto before Beryl yelled
"That's Neo Queen Minako's new fuku designs" future Pluto answered absentmindedly
"Who the hell is Neo Queen Minako?"
"The Queen of crystal Tokyo, who else?"
"Damn, we need to fix this…ahem…can you put a robe on or something?" Pluto before Beryl was blushing hard
"Err…sure" she put on a robe she had on a closet nearby
"Hey aren't you pot Pluto?"
"Maybe…are you a cop?"
"No"
"Then yes, want some?" future Pluto opened her secret compartment on her staff and offered a joint to Pluto before Beryl who just shook her head
"Ok I want you to go to my time and guard the gate"
"Sure no problemo past Plu…" pot Pluto lit a joint with her staff and breathed deeply "…to" with that she teleported to the past
"Damn I need to erase this timeline or just put pot Pluto on rehab or something" as Pluto before Beryl teleported inside the crystal castle she landed in the senshi conference room, everybody looked at her surprised
"Please tell me you come to fix this" Uranus pleaded Pluto before Beryl
"We can't take this harassment no more" Jupiter begged
"And all the killing is kinda fun but not on this clothes" Mars complained pointing at her fuku
"And all the hentai the Queen makes us watch and perform for her" Mercury blushed furiously as she just closed her mouth shut again while every senshi looked at her
"Well, with that I don't have a problem" pointed Neptune
"Me either" Uranus grinned
"Not me" all the other said at unison shaking their heads no
"Err…sure…ahem…I came from the past to fix this" Pluto before Beryl explained
"Setsuna-mama I don't feel like dying again it gets old, you know?" Saturn protested
"Sure Saturn but do we have another option?" Pluto before Beryl wondered out loud
"I can lend you my glaive" Saturn offered
"That could work, take mine and I'll be right back" Saturn took Pluto before Beryl's time staff "And no time traveling you guys okay?" all the senshi nodded as she took one time key and went to the past
"So guys, when do you wanna visit first?" Saturn looked at them smiling evilly
Time gates of the past before Beryl
"I feel a disturbance on the timeline" pot Pluto ate another happy brownie
"Of course you do pothead, here" present Pluto gave pot Pluto a time key "go back and ask Saturn for the staff, and gimme yours"
"Hey but my weed man" pot Pluto protested "Here" present Pluto opened the secret compartment and handed the joints to pot Pluto "and for your information this" Pluto pointed at the secret compartment "is for tampons"
"My use is better lame Pluto, bye" pot Pluto left laughing
Present Pluto only rolled her eyes "now let's fix this" she left her staff on the floor and held the glaive on her right hand then teleported to minutes after Minako arrived to Hikaru's party
"Damn they look alike too much, no wonder Luna got confused" present Pluto pointed as she observed Luna observing Minako
In the minute Luna was about to awaken fake Moon, present Pluto appeared behind Luna holding a 'Don't you dare to take Sailor Moon's place or I kill you with this glaive and make you reborn on a fat and ugly ass chick' sign. Minako's eyes widened with fear as Pluto glared at her
"Sorry Luna wrong senshi but hey, I'm Sailor Venus please call Artemis so he can help me" suddenly the blonde was terrified "so we can go to England and defeat some bad guys until you find Sailor Moon whatcha think?"
Luna raised an eyebrow at Minako, nodded and went back to wake Artemis up, she didn't realize Pluto was still there glaring at Minako "Good girl, now I want you out of the country in no more than 3 days, is that clear?"
"Crystal clear Pluto" Minako bowed and went back to the party
"Damn I need a sabbatical" Pluto talked to herself as she went back to the gates to send the glaive back in time and chill guarding the stupid closed door
Two days later Minako left to England with Artemis and the timeline was normal and the future was saved again
A/N: Hope you laughed, me too. Now make me happy and review...