A/N: Hi again I hope you have fun with this
Let's let the crazy loose...
…Chibimoon's attack were better that Uranus'
Crystal Tokyo 30th Century
"Oh yeah, right there Michi, don't stop" A loud moan can be heard coming from Uranus and Neptune's palace wing. Each sailor had their own chambers on different wings of the palace and because Mamoru forgot to turn their Shittenou back from rocks to people and with the inners needing some loving they felt in love with each other, so Mercury and Jupiter shared chambers same as Venus and Mars and well, Pluto and her time gates. Nobody cared about Saturn apparently because her room had been under construction for the last 800 years so she just wanders around singing "All by myself don't wanna be…" Anyhow, she spend most of her time with her close friend Chibiusa
Right now the senshi were on vacation so whenever you approach to their wings some loving sounds you would hear, you want it or not. Small Lady was forbidden to wander around the senshi wings to avoid her to be scarred for life but curiosity killed the cat, they said
To avoid spontaneous pregnancy, yes, it can happen, they're senshi with planet powers, remember? They weren't allowed to enter their chambers with their henshin, unless Queen Serenity allowed it, so they had made some pedestals with their planet symbols outside the door, anyways only senshi can be around so, what's the worst that could happen?
"Oh Ruka faster, faster" Small Lady became attracted by the loud noises coming from those specific chambers not because she wanted to spy on them but she had a mission, she wanted to become stronger as a senshi so she would borrow some power from the strongest senshi. She quietly approached the pedestal and took the silver crystal from a hidden pocket in her dress, it immediately started to glow and let her take the henshin away, she took it on her hand and felt powerful already
Suddenly she heard wandering footsteps approaching "Shit, that must be Saturn" she used her time key to teleport away
"Well, let's see if Haruka-papa and Michiru-mama want to go to the movies or something" Saturn entered their parents chambers without knocking and her scream can be heard in the entire palace, she was scarred for life now
Throne room 45 minutes earlier
"As you know small lady you are going to be send to the 20th century to train with Sailor Moon" Neo Queen Serenity stated solemnly
"How come don't you just say that I should go and train with your younger and stupid version?" Chibiusa growled
"Tsk tsk, small lady manners, remember?" Neo Queen Serenity scolded
"Okay, How come don't you just say that I should go and train with your younger and stupid version? My oh, superior and supreme mother and neo queen of all the crystals around" Chibiusa also bowed to look even more formal and solemn
"That's better, well as you might know the king and I had important politics to attend and would leave palace soon, so it is better if you spend time training with Sailor Moon" neo queen Serenity explained "also because Pluto is in rehab…I mean she's busy at the moment on a very important mission so she can't train you"
"How about the other senshi?" small lady wondered
"They all are on…holidays for the next two weeks so they are unavailable at the moment too"
"Sure whatever, gimme the time key then" Chibiusa rolled her eyes and caught the key that her mother threw at her
"Do you have the letter I wrote for Sailor Moon?"
"Sure, I'll give her your freaking letter, can I leave now?"
"Yes but remember, if you haven't become powerful enough to defend yourself without help Helios would die"
"I don't give a rat's ass about that dude"
"Well but also Hotaru would die" Chibiusa's eyes widened "That I can't allow, you know I love her"
"Well become stronger my child so she can be safe" Chibiusa nodded then bowed and left the throne
"Why do you have to be so mean to her?" the king appeared from behind the throne "You know that neither Helios nor Hotaru are at risk"
"Yeah but I really wanna go to the movies with you alone and I don't want her to eat my candy" the king sighed and rolled his eyes
Some people never change…
"Besides I want to see if we can have another kid or something, at least my senshi are having fun"
"No we are talking my Queen" Mamoru took his chances and locked the throne room with energy so they wouldn't be interrupted as he ripped the queen's dress apart
Juban Festival 20th century
A really gay pink spiral like cloud appeared out of nowhere and Chibiusa fell hard on the floor. She fell asleep during Neptune's graceful landing class and she quite couldn't manage how to land properly. She transformed and hid behind some bushes while waiting to jump into action
Several minutes later she saw Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars struggling with a youma called Soyer that was just a possessed drum. It used some fireworks to make Mars and Moon dance around to avoid getting burned so they just jumped; Sailor Chibimoon rolled her eyes "sometimes Sailor Moon is so stupid"
Suddenly Uranus and Neptune appeared to see if the random civilian had a talisman but, of course, she didn't. At that moment, the youma had already trapped Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars with some drums around their waists and arms and threatened to play them as drums with spiked clubs. Neptune recommended helping the struggling senshi but Uranus just told her that they just need to learn how to stand up for themselves
"Uranus and Neptune used to be douches most of times" sailor Chibimoon reflected to herself so she decided to help her fellow senshi "You are worthless without me" the pink haired girl yelled as she started the same speech as sailor moon it lasted around 3 minutes
"Ne, Sailor Moon" Mars whispered
"Yeah Mars"
"Have you realized how long, unnecessary and stupid is your speech?"
"What do you mean?" sailor moon wondered out loud as mars pointed Chibimoon who continued rambling
"You are so mean Mars wahhh" the blonde senshi started to cry
After the speech sailor Chibimoon shouted a new attack phrase towards Soyer "Pink world sugar heart shaking attack" there was a sudden yellow energy ball that turned pink and was adorned with a ring of pink hearts that hit the youma and hurt it severely
"What the hell was that?" sailor moon gasped
Behind the bushes Uranus and Neptune were making out and the blonde senshi was pinned down a tree "Michi let's go home" then they felt the sudden energy burst
"The sea is restless" Neptune suddenly said
"The wind blows and the vacuum sucks?" Uranus mocked her and received a deep submerge that threw her against another tree "Hey Michiru I want you to treat me gently and we are alone"
"Then don't make fun of my awesome phrase, don't let me lose my cool" Neptune scolded
"Did you feel that energy?" Uranus suddenly changed topic
"It came from the senshi, let's check it out" Neptune and Uranus jumped and stood on a high tree branch to observe
"Was it a new attack?" mars was confused
"What an ugly ass name" sailor moon burst into laughter as mars helped to get free of the drum
"Don't be stupid at least I don't twirl and have a stupid bell…wait that's a future plot, never mind" sailor chibimoon attacked the youma again "Pink world sugar heart shaking attack" and Soyer got obliterated
"That attack with a hideous name looks familiar" Neptune reasoned
"Maybe because it has my World Shaking in between?" Uranus stated the obvious "What the fu..?" she was interrupted by Neptune to remind her that they're the cool ones so they couldn't lose their cool, at least in public; Uranus nodded and cleared her throat, they decided to confront chibimoon instead
Uranus landed in front of sailor chibimoon, a second later Neptune landed elegantly "How on earth you performed an attack so similar to mine but gayer?" Uranus barked
"Well…you see…" she showed them her enhanced mini staff it was her regular staff and Uranus henshin wrapped with duct tape
"What the fu…" the wind senshi earned a glare from her aqua-haired partner and the blonde's rage just grew "Zip it woman it's not your attack that is being plagiarized here" one look into the sea senshi made Uranus understand that she went too far
Fuck, now I have to sleep in the stupid couch because of this pest…
Uranus anger could be seen from miles away, her eyes showed pure rage
"Explain, NOW" she muttered on a very loud, and dangerous, voice
"Well mom sent me to train right?" Chibimoon started
"Sure whatever" the wind senshi rolled her eyes
"And won't lend me come back until I became stronger"
"So? That doesn't explain why you have my henshin"
"The thing is I kinda took it without any of you knowing"
"How is that possible? I ALWAYS carry my henshin with me" Uranus crossed her arms over her chest
"Because you were busy having sex"
"Oh…" Neptune covered her open mouth with one of her gloved hands "with whom?"
"Really Neptune?" chibimoon scoffed "isn't it obvious?" Sometimes even the talented sea senshi can be dense specially when it comes to certain blonde racer
"Just tell her chibimoon" and they couldn't see how the pink haired girl was looking at them with an evil smirk
Now you're gonna pay for all the times that you guys didn't let me be with Puu or play with Hotaru or make me take your stupid instrument lessons or landing lessons, that is why I like the inner better, they spoil me…
"With mars" she whispered shyly and had the nerve to put an innocent and blushing face
"WTF?" Uranus and Mars screamed at unison
"Oh this bitch is so going down" Neptune cracked her knuckles, as her aqua mirror popped out of nowhere in front of her
"Hey, isn't that one of the talismans you guys are looking for?" sailor moon wondered out loud
"STFU you twirling excuse of a princess" Neptune was glowing with anger then she concentrated on Mars who just swallowed hard
"So Mars…"
"Y…Ye…yes?" it was the first time sailor Mars was absolutely terrified
"You screwed with MY RUKA on the future?" as the aqua glowing senshi took a step forward, Mars took two backwards. She was so screwed
"I…I…I don't know?" she stammered trying to find the best words to explain something she had no idea about "I… actually…li…like…some…somebody else" Mars knew she was going to die. Beryl was just a pussy compared with this raging senshi in front of her
"Please chibimoon tell me this is a mistake, Neptune WILL literally kick Mars' until next millennia"
"Of course it is but I want to keep your henshin until I can go back to the future"
"Only if you defeat me"
"Are you serious Uranus?" now it was chibimoon's turn to be scared
Shit she's one of the strongest senshi, even though her planet name sucks…
"Dead serious chibimoon" the wind senshi adopted her attack pose "I will have my future henshin back in no time"
"Bring it windy" yelled the pink haired senshi who didn't chicken out
"Stop it you guys" sailor moon yelled in the distance "You'd better help Mars, she won't survive against angry Neptune, hell even I'm not able to survive that"
While Uranus was distracted sailor chibimoon 'Pink world sugar heart shaking attack' the blonde who got seriously injured
"No way, this…is not possible" Uranus bleed from scratches everywhere and a little one on her cheek "She can't be stronger than me" now the wind senshi was with her knees on the chest rocking back and forth like possessed
"Uranus" Neptune immediately calmed down and rand towards her lover
"Zoicite! Where in hell are my flying rose petals?" Neptune stared to an empty space next to her "you know I can't slow mo and look absolutely stunning without them, you gaymo"
Out of a random portal Zoicite rolled his eyes and shot petals past Neptune so she can slow mo at ease "What the hell happened here?" the blonde gay man wondered
"She can't be stronger than me"
"She can't be stronger than me"
"She can't be stronger than me" Uranus continued chanting to herself and rocking back and forth
"Chibimoon defeated her" Neptune whispered as she wrapped her arms around lost Uranus
"Oh, somebody kick ur…anus? Gettit?" Zoicite laughed hard and dodged a random 'deep submerge' thrown at her
"You suck Uranus" Kunzite appeared behind his lover Zoicite
"Shut your mouth Zoicite remember that we only let you guys live to cut on rose petals' expenses"
"Always the drama queer" Kunzite laughed at defeated Uranus
"Zip it CUNTZITE, that's right, I know your dub name change secret"Neptune laughed evilly
"Nooooo dub guys you suck" Kunzite disappeared crying
"Damn now you made him cry, who's gonna buy me shiny things? Suck it Neptune" Zoicite vanished leaving a rose petal trail floating in the air
"Whatever" Neptune rolled her eyes and helped Uranus stand "Come on baby you know you're my princess in shiny armor, my hero"
"Really?"
"Sure baby I love you" Neptune caressed Uranus' cheek
"I love you too" Uranus leaned forward and kissed Neptune as Sailor Moon handed a $100 crystal yens to Sailor Mars
"Told ya they were les…" as Neptune glared at her with still some remaining anger "ahem…I mean they were in that kind of healthy and romantic relationship" the raven haired girl just wanted to walk out there in one piece and the sea senshi scared the crap out of her
"Let's go Uranus" Neptune grabbed the blonde's hand "and you chibimoon, never EVER take another senshi's henshin again or I'll drown you" Chibimoon only nodded "take care of that henshin" with that the senshi couple took advantage of the still floating rose petals Zoicite left and slow mo into the distant trees. That is why the outers, with the exception of Puu, give a fuck about Chibiusa
Three battles later sailor chibimoon died on Eudial's hands with that she screwed the present as Mistress 9 awakened, let Pharaoh 90 came to Earth and destroyed everything, and Haruka still had to sleep on the couch
A/N: Review people, that's my gas, flames would make me laugh though