Dear DGM Fanfiction Authors,
Um, wow. *blinks* First, as much I have to admit the guys do look handsome (in Allen's case, cute *giggle*. Don't tell him that!) I have to say I don't have any romantic feelings towards any of them. To me, they're all family, nothing more, nothing less.
I noticed there were a lot of stories that talk about me being...a bit mean… I don't recall smirking in my entire life...
Allen: That's not true! She's the nicest out of all of us! She has the sweetest smile.
Aww, thanks, Allen. But really, I don't mind, but still, I'll never, EVER be mean to my family unless it's for something completely stupid that they did. Like when Allen attempted to save the soul Road had ordered to self-destruct.
Allen: *winces and rubs cheek* You do pack a punch.
Lavi: Wait 'til you feel her kicks.
Hey! *fumes* Stop saying those things!
Lavi: But it's true, and ya know it! You're the toughest out of all of us!
Thank you for the compliment, Lavi. But I still won't forget what you said, earlier. You too, Allen.
Now, as I was saying, I kinda feel a bit uncomfortable about the girl love with Road. She, along with the rest of the Noah family, are enemies who I must protect my family from. I won't forget the last time on what she did to my body.
*puts a hand on her mouth as her eyes widen*...Whoa, that came out wrong. *Flustered* I meant when she damaged my nerves back at Germany!
Anyways, I don't think I will EVER get into a romantic relationship until like… *wrinkles her nose*...80. No thanks to Komui.
Komui: I shall always keep my dearest, sweetest Lenalee away from those slimy octopuses! Keep your wandering tentacles away from her or face my Komurin XI!
*Blushes* Stop embarrassing me, brother! Geez! Wait, did you just say you made another Komurin?
Sincerely,
Lenalee Lee