…Sailor V attacked NT?
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There was this woman writing stories about love and adventure. She got her lucky break with a character in a sailor suit and a mask that fights evil with a white cat as a companion. Manga started selling well and she got an anime deal if only she could develop her story more. So she added more magical girls to the mix, some subtle Yuri love, link each girl to a planet and even a horse, then the moon became the center of the universe that is how Sailor Moon was born.
It was a huge success, everybody wanted to be a senshi fighting for love and justice. The anime was a sensation and everybody was happy, except for Sailor V. She felt neglected because all the attention now was on the moon, she wasn't the main character she used to be, her powers were reduced and she was even in the anime she was reduced to a dumb with and IQ similar to a moth.
On a random spring night a Sailor V manga was forgotten on the street. A light storm started, one of the worst of the last ten years. Thunders clashed everywhere and the strongest of all hit that specific illustrated story. A shadow rose from the now scorched manga, she was alive. She made her signature V gesture and laughed evilly. Sailor V was alive and looking for revenge.
She approached and grabbed a burned piece of manga that had NT's address for fan mail.
She must be there…
Sailor V was on a mission, and she won't fail. Something had to be done in order to restore the universe balance. She used her henshin and transformed back into Minako Aino.
"I can't plot a vengeance on an empty stomach" the blonde reasoned while walking down the street "Well I can just mug some random civilian" she hid on an alley and waited under the rain until a guy that looked just like Seiya from the three lights passed by, the senshi beat the crap out of that loser and took all his wallet, his sunglasses and also his umbrella and, in the process, she realized that Seiya, was in fact a woman.
"This is just fucked up" she gave one last kick to the stupid cross dresser woman and walked down the street like nothing happened "Search for your lovughhh" the beaten Seiya just fainted, he/she was a pussy anyways.
The blonde walked into a hotel and paid for a room with Seiya's credit card, ordered room service, some hookers and had steamy sex with a Rei Hino look alike
The next day she took a limo, Seiya's treat, and visited the address that she had on the burned piece of paper. There was a Ferrari parked outside, the plate read 'SMOON'. She knew she was on the right place; she dismissed the driver and walked behind and alley to transform into Sailor V. She decided for the 'tough love' approach, she leaped and landed on the roof, went down the stairs and barged into the office and found her target alone and drawing. NT was listening to Sailor Moon's OST so she didn't hear the intruder
"Gomen ne sunao ja nakute… Yume no nakanara ieru…" NT happily hummed and sang along in a low voice "Naoko, Naoko-sama drawing up some manga" she sang using the anime's opening as background music "Several days past my deadline" she drew some more, she was finishing a battle scene "but I don't care because I'm awesome" and then the mangaka felt a tap on her right shoulder, the brunette author turned off her music and turned around painfully slowly for a more dramatic effect
"Takeuchi Naoko" Sailor V started "you have been unfair with the character that made you known" the senshi raised a hand and pointed a finger to the mangaka "for neglecting me Aino Minako" she dramatically took off her mask and Naoko gasped "no, Sailor V"
"But I am drawing yo…" the brunette author looked terrified
"Now you're going to pay" the blonde felt the energy growing inside her, she took aim and fired "Crescent Beam" Naoko Takeuchi was murdered by her own creation. The blonde sailor approached to the drawing table and saw the current work Naoko Takeuchi was creating. It showed a very angry sailor holding a staff. As Sailor V smiled satisfied she started to vanish "Shit, I forgot she made me NOOOOOO"
Out of nowhere a portal opened and a tanned crimson eyed senshi stepped out "I feel a disturbance on the timeline"
"Who are you?" the vanishing blonde was confused
"You stupid blonde" the time senshi was fuming "if you kill the creator not only you die" she pointed a gloved finger at the half vanished senshi "WE all die!"
Minako grinned foolishly and hit her head with her right fist "He he, I guess I didn't think this through" Sailor Pluto started whacking Sailor V's head with her staff
"You think?" barked Sailor Pluto
"Can you fix this?"
"I will but now die" the time senshi took an attacking stand "I still can believe that people believe you'd be a good fanfiction pairing for me" Sailor Pluto 'death scream' the crap out of Sailor V. Then snapped her fingers, stepped into the portal and everything went back to normal with the exception that Naoko Takeuchi believed that everything was a dream but, just to be safe, she kept on working on Sailor V's manga as well as Sailor Moon's
A/N: Read and flame, rant or simply laugh. It's just a wacky parody anyways