DGM Fanfiction Authors:
I am not gay. I have no interested in love. Nor will I do such acts with Moyashi, as well with the Baka Usagi. Even I'm not stupid to go after Lenalee. We are only nakama, that is all.
I am a warrior through and through, with of course, definite hate against the Black Order. That alone is enough for me.
Alma is only a childhood friend. We understood each other through pain and suffering. Together, we found it easier to breathe in the world we live in as we shared thoughts and feelings.
There is that girl in my visions though. I know I have feelings for her in my last life, and I'm still continuing my search for her now, although not as much right now.
Then there were these disturbing and untrue facts going on in these...fanfictions. I'm not a gang leader, a CEO of some lame-ass company, or "the most popular/hottest/eye-candy prince of the school". I am not an obsessive stalker. I don't "smirk evilly". I don't fucking purr.
And who the hell came up with the idea of me being a fucking samurai?! Do you see me wearing those retarded helmets or damn armour?! Do you see me riding a fucking horse as I go to missions?! NO. So stop fucking calling me that!
Me coming back for the Moyashi does not mean I fall in love with him. I'm here to return the favor on what he has done for me. It was my fault for awakening the 14th. The guilt that clawed within me won't allow me to die in peace. For that, I will kill the 14th before he truly awakens as a favor for Moyashi.
Also, I do not 'tch', all the time. I don't eat soba all the time. I don't have an accent. I at least said "Allen" correctly on chapter 198. Stop repeating those phrases. It's not true.
Lavi and Allen: Uh, yes it is.
Allen: And those were some inspiring words back there, BaKanda. I didn't know you felt that way. And you said my name again! But wait a minute...to kill the 14th, doesn't that mean…?
How the fuck both of you got into my letter? Get the fuck out! *brandishes Mugen*
Lavi and Allen skedaddled out, slamming the door shut behind them.
Tch. *sheaths Mugen* Bakas.
As I was saying before, I also eat pumpkin and tempura, not just soba.
And what the fuck is wrong with you, using Mugen for your stories?! He's just my Innocence weapon, not some sex toy.
The first and last time I will ever get into a romantic situation was being kissed by a drunk Jiji. The hangover wasn't the only thing he had to suffer the next morning.
Kanda