Dear DGM Fanfiction Authors,
Why are there barely enough fanfictions with me and Lenalee in it?! Who thought of the idea to pair me up with Fou?! She's violent and doesn't have the sweetness as Lenalee Lee!
Fou: *kicks him on the back of his head* Baka-Bak!
*Clutches back of his head as tears sprang out* What was that for, Fou?!
Fou: *points at Bak* I can hear you, Baka-Bak! I can be sweet, ya know! You were just too stupid to notice.
Oh, yea?! Name one.
Fou: I comforted Walker when he was having an identity crisis.
...Well, I wasn't there at the time! *crosses arms defiantly*
Fou: Who will do things in front of you?! Ew!
Hey! I'm a decent person! I'm a gentleman to the core!
Allen: But those pictures…
Fou: Ya, Baka-Bak! You and your stalking tendencies…
*Breaks into hives* Sh-shut up! Why are the both of you in my letter! Shoo! *waves arms around*
Fou: *Dodges Bak's swings* Ya gotta try better than that, Baka-Bak!
Allen: *scrolls through the FFnet* Hey, you have a pairing with someone else other than Fou and Lenalee!
Huh? Who is it?
Allen: *Stares at screen* Uhhhh…
Well, spit it out, Walker.
Allen: Uhhh….
Fou: I think Walker's broken. *Peers through the computer. Then becomes wide-eyed.*...Whoa, I did not see that coming.
What is it?! Give me the computer!
Fou: *Hands computer to him* Fine with me.
*Stares at the screen* Wha-what?!
Fou: I never would have thought that ship actually sails.
Me and Komui?! Okay, hold on. First of all, I'm in love with his sister, not him! He's nuts in the head! There's nothing we have in common!
Allen: *Innocently* You both are obsessed with Lenalee, are science freaks, and like to procrastinate.
Fou: Oooh, burned! Good one, Walker! *High fives Allen*
Hey! I have reasons for every one of them!
Allen and Fou:...
...I hate the both of you. But just to let you authors know, that I'M. NOT. GAY! My love is only for Lenalee!
Komui: *Appears with a drill in hand* Oh, is that so, Bak Chang-chan? How about I fix that?
Eep!
Sincerely,
Bak Chang