DGM Fanfiction Authors,
What the fuck is going around in your minds? Unless you're blind, I'm a womanizer, not a fucking faggot.
*Chugs down a bottle of wine* Tch. You and your crazy hormonic imagination. *grumbles* Thinks that all men must be paired up with other men.
Hell will freeze over if I go out with another guy. And I must be some sort of idiot if I am caught going out with the stupid apprentice and that sis-con Supervisor.
My charming good looks are only meant for ladies, not men. I only keep beautiful things with me.
And if you counter that with exorcists you consider beautiful, you and your blasted mind can fuck off. Klaud is the only exorcist who is beautiful.
Klaud and Anita aren't bad choices. Not bad at all. Both are strong, beautiful women. But what fucking ruined it is that we will be taking care of that idiot apprentice as if he was some sort of son.
And who the hell makes me act as if I abuse the idiot apprentice?! I only provoke him, that's all.
Also, making me the uncle/guardian/and...father of the idiot apprentice of mine went too far. And to top it off, you even went ahead and made sure he called me 'Master' no matter what the situation is! You make it sound as if I had some of weird fetish!
So to all you DGM fanfiction authors, fuck those topics off I dissed off, you hear me?!
Sincerely,
Cross Marian
P.S. Why the hell did you have me side with Noahs?! I'm an independent man who's been forced on a stupid job by that damned 14th. Which reminds me, I should put bullet on him soon for all the trouble he gave me...