Dear DGM Fanfiction Authors,
It's really something to see me, Daisya, Chaozii, and Kanda to become adopted sons for General Tiedoll in your fanfictions. I think it's rather accurate to depict of me being the mediator for Kanda, since we've known each other for a long time.
But I have to assure you that there's really nothing going on between me and Miss Lotto.
Lavi comes up with a grin: "Oh really~?"
Really.
Lavi: Poor Miranda will be sad to hear this.
*flustered* I don't mean it like that!
Lavi: But that's what you're implying. And I know what happened back there when Komuvitamin D was running rampant. Your face was all red when she bit your neck!
*Suddenly begins talking calmly, staring at Lavi with his literally blank eyes* Lavi, did you there are over 40 ways to cook rabbit?
Lavi: ?
I find that roasted rabbit is among the tastiest, especially when the flavor is enhanced by dijon mustard and butter.
Lavi: *laughs nervously* You're such a kidder, Marie!
And I find that rabbit yakinku is all the rage now. Especially when accompanied with wasabi.
Lavi: Ah-hah-hah...Is that so? I never knew. Now lemme just…" *Quickly escapes*
*Places hand over headphones and listens as footsteps quickly faded away* As I was saying, there's nothing else between Miss Lotto and I, but I don't mind whatever you authors write as long as it is decent.
Sincerely,
Noise Marie
(Fun Fact: Lavi's favorite food is yakiniku and his least favorite is wasabi.)
A/N: I don't know if there's such thing as rabbit yakiniku. But all for the better if our favorite red-haired exorcist doesn't know.