Dear DGM Fanfiction Authors,
I'm so happy! You truly made Yu-kun my son as well as Marie, Daisya, and Chaozii!
Kanda: For the last time, I'm not your goddamn son!
Now, now, Yu-kun, you mustn't curse, especially since you're an exorcist.
Kanda: Leave me the fuck alone, old man. And stop calling me by my first name.
You don't have to be so shy, Yu!
*Kanda slowly begins unsheathing Mugen*
Marie: Now, now, Kanda. Put that away. You know that's how Master is.
*Begins bawling* Ohhh, Daisya! If you can hear me, you have even become my son in the stories written. And you go along so well with your "brothers", even though you have never met Chaozii yet!
Kanda: *demonic aura growing* Just a little, Marie…Just let me cut him up a little…
Marie: *sweatdrops* Kanda...Master…
I finally feel like a father! I feel so blessed! But you should have Yu-kun become more lenient. He should smile more! Like this! *whips out Art of Kanda doll*
Kanda: That's it, old man! I've had enough!
Marie: Kanda, please get a hold of yourself!
Sincerely,
Froi Tiedoll
(Fun Fact to those who don't know: Tiedoll was the one who gave Yu the last name "Kanda" when Kanda didn't have a last name to fill in the application form to become a member of the Black Order.)
EXTRA: HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD?! DGM ANIME IS COMING BACK IN 2016! WOOOOHOOOOO! SPREAD THE WORD!