Dear DGM Fanfiction Authors,
Really. I became a Noah and/or a female? I don't mean to be rude, but that's just…
I'm trying so hard to not be a Noah and yet you went ahead to make me one. You even made me gladly become part of the Noah family. Sure, there were times when I was young, but I think you all have forgotten that Nea is a betrayer of the family. I don't think the 14th will go back to them happily with sunshines and rainbows, and I don't think the Noah family will welcome him back with open arms and innocuous friendliness.
And I don't see the purpose of turning me into a girl. Is it to get me pregnant? Because really, there's no need. And I do not want to get into the topic of what you called "male pregnancy".
Also, I do not have feminine features! *crosses his arms* I am a normal 16 year old boy. Who eats a lot. With a golem for a company, right Tim?
Timcanpy: Gyaaaaaahhhh!
See, even Tim agrees.
Timcanpy: *Bites Allen's head*
*rubs head* Owww! Tim! What was that for?!
Timcanpy: *Flaps around Allen's head then lands on a table nearby* Gyaaaaa!
Oh, is there something you want to show me?
Timcanpy: *Shoots projection showing….
-Allen stripping Tyki to his boxers in a game of poker
-Tyki 'teasing' Allen before killing him
-Lavi and Allen wearing make-up
-Allen saving Kanda in Mater
-Kanda saving Allen somewhere in London
-Allen taking the blow of a mind-controlled Lavi
-Allen attempting to "save" Tyki
-Allen and Lavi battling against a Tyki with tentacle feelers sprouting behind his back
-Kanda saying Allen's name at North America
-and much, much more…
Tim! You traitor! Stop showing those projections! I already went over it in my previous letter that I'm. Not. Gay!
Sincerely,
Allen Walker
A/N: Merry Christmas to y'all and Happy Birthday, Allen! :D