Dear DGM Fanfiction Authors,

Wow, you truly depict me quite accurately! Description-wise, though.

First things first, I am not in love with the lady exorcist. What's-her-name? *Puts a finger on her chin and thinks hard. Then snaps her fingers* Lenalee! She is only cute as a doll, and that's as far as I will get to infatuation. Otherwise, she is an enemy that I must protect my family from.

No, I am not in love with Nea. Nea is a traitor to my family. He attempted to kill off Millenie. But I do have history with him that does not involve with romance. You'll just have to see the future chapters as my connection with Nea will be revealed soon by Hoshino.

Squeeeeeee! I love the stories on when you paired me up with Allen! So. Much. Fluff! But as much as I love him, family comes first. There is no way that I'll turn against them. If you want proof, I did attempted to stab Allen with candles back in the White Ark ever since "exercising" Tyki. And then had Bookman Junior fight him.

As much as I love candy, I think the whole betting and getting a year's worth supply of candy is being used too many times. Dolls and anything cute also works!

As much as I am sadistic, I don't overdo it. I love Allen too much to actually torture him physically and mentally! The time back in Germany and the Ark does not count because the first one was under orders and the second was because he hurt Tyki.

Anyways, I've gotta go now. Wisely is calling me. Apocreeper is a bitch. Being a small orb in which I can only communicate with one of my family members sucks. I swear I'll get that damn "Clue-to-the-Heart" back. With extra sweet revenge.

Sincerely,

Road Kamelot


A/N: Sorry for late posting and this one being half-assed. I got busy during the past weekend.