Dear DGM Fanfiction Authors,

I truly apologize about last time. It has been...stressful for me since Nea had revealed something I can't get my mind around.

Nea, my precious 14th, the Ark's musician...He is a brother to me, not a lover. Although my...obsessive tends do get over the top, I only love him in a family manner.

And then...the exorcist, Allen Walker. The one who hosts the 14th. He should really join our family. You writers write wonderful details about him being sadistic and merciless when dealing with exorcists. I do truly hope he joins our family.

Also, I don't believe any other of my beloved Noahs will betray me, especially Road and Tyki. They are only faithful to me and me only. Don't write it as though Nea truly betrayed me. He'll come back to my side one day.

I do believe that is enough for me to say. I just wish...just wish...uh...uh…*begins bawling*.

Waaaaaahhhhhhh! Nea come back to me!

Sincerely,

Millenium Earl, 1st Noah, Patriarch of the Noah Family, Adam, the Creator, First Magician, Lover of Sugar in Tea, Owner of the Room of Many Telephones, Keeper of the Several Balls of Yarns, Fanatic of Knitting, Conquerer of Road's Homework, Enjoyer of Crocodile St-

Tyki, Road, and Sheril: Milord, I believe that's enough.