Dear DGM Fanfiction Authors,
How dare you have my darling Road set up with that Walker boy! She's too good for the likes of him. And that...that...sprout of a boy is an exorcist and has the betrayer lying within him. If you dare pair him up with Road, I'm hunting you down and force you into the most embarrassing poses I can think of.
AND you set him up with my dearest brother, Tyki! You humans have sick nonsense if you believe the Noah family will fall in love with the 14th's host. I refuse to believe your nonsense. Your mind must be stuffed with cotton!
And TO THE POINT YOU HAD ME CALL THE WALKER BOY "CUTE"?! UNACCEPTABLE. GOD FORBID.
Finally, IF I SEE ONE MORE FIC OF MY DARLING ROAD OR TYKI SWITCHING TO THE 14TH'S SIDE, I WILL BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP AND BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEEEEEP YOUR HAND AND USING BLEEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP FISHSTICKS TO BLEEP BLEEEEP BLEEEP BLEEP BLEEEEEEEEP AND BLEEEEP BLEEP BLEEEP TO TO THE POINT OF BLEEEP BLEEP AND MORTIMER MOUSE BLEEEP BLEEPP BLEEP BLEEP INTO OBLIVION AND BLEEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEEEEEEEEEP SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
*Breathes maddeningly for a few minutes before calming down*
*Happily* But otherwise, thank you for allowing me to be with my lovely, adorable, cute daughter Road and my handsome younger brother, Tyki.
Sincerely,
Sheril Kamelot
A/N: Hey guys, sorry for this late posting. I'm here to tell you that I will only be posting Dear DGM Fanfiction Authors and a bit of Dead Clown's Dance within the next months or so. Walking on to Magic and Accidentally Paranormal will be on temporary hiatus. That's all.
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