Deer Dgm Fanficson Athers,
Emilia is forsing me to rite this, so i have no chois but to do it. Their shuld be more me in yor stores! Weres the ahsome me, eh?! It's mosly about big bro, Allen, althoh i am not complainig abot that.
But what is so speshal about that girly guy? Al he does is go like *tries his best to imitate a Kanda expression and speaking in a deep voice* "Tch, i'm so kool and hansom. i can do anything i freakin want. tch. tch. tch. i steal booby girl's hair ties to tie my long princessy hair and sit down criss-cross apple saus all day. i wear tight turtlneks to show off my muscular abs. My smirk can make fan gurls melt and faint. meet my mitey mewgen, rawr!"
Kanda: I dare you to repeat that again, brat.
Lenalee: Booby...girl...?
Yu hear me, princess man and boobs.
Kanda: *emits dark aura* Then let's see you how you fare against my so-called mighty Mugen. *begins to unsheathe Mugen*
Wahhhh, save me, Emilia!
Tsukishima: You really need to learn your manners, young master.
Sh-shaddup!
Timothy Hearst