A/N: Sorry i haven't updated in awhile. I've had a lot of personal stuff going on. I also probably won't be able to stick to the posting everyday thing like i was planning to. But I'll update as much as i can.

"So where are we going dad?" The little girl asked as she sat atop the Skeletons shoulders.

"well, remember how i told you about uncle pappy's birthday present?" He reminded her and her face instantly lit up.

"You guys cleaned it up and everything!"

"yup. im taking you to see it right now." He smiled up at her and turned the corner. "here we are welcome to spaghettore!" He stopped in front of a little place. The sign was wooden and in big black letters said "Spaghettore" then in small letters said "Restaurant Of The Great Papyrus". The outside was covered with lots of fake foliage stuck to the tan brick wall. The windows were huge and inside frisk could see the tabled decorated with red table cloths and white ones underneath.

Sans put Frisk back on the ground and opened the door for her. Inside was just as great. The room was darkened to give it a romantic feel, but light enough so you could still see everything. The tables all had a tall candle on them. The ceiling was decorated like a wooden canopy with fake foliage hanging from random spots. By the longest wall a few monsters were still painting a picture of an Italian scene. All around the restaurant was pictures of spaghetti and other pastas. Frisk even noticed a picture of the famous scene from "Lady and the Tramp" where the two dogs were sharing spaghetti.

"Oh man dad. Pap is gonna love this place."

"heh, sure hope so. we put a lot of work into this place. he even has an office too."

"He's gonna love it and you know it. He'll probably burst into tears."

"yeah, come on i'll give ya' the grand tour." Sans said and took her hand. He showed her Around the kitchen, explaining what a bunch of the machines did. He showed her the office and all the ins and outs of the restaurant before the two decided to head home for the night

Sans now sat in the living room watching tv, until Frisk stepped in front of it.

"sup kid."

"Dad, can you help me make a cake for Uncle Pappy?" She asked looking to him innocently. Sans put his hand to his chin in thought. Not because he didn't want to help. Frisk was still only a child and she sure as hell wasn't allowed to use the oven by herself. However, all the cooking in the house was done by Papyrus. Sans had offered to cook many times before, but his brother loved to cook and so he turned Sans down every time. Not only that, but Papyrus didn't exactly trust Sans not to burn the house down. Back when Papyrus was a kid Sans had tried to cook something, he couldn't exactly remember what it was now. Maybe a quiche? Point is he put it in the oven and then didn't hear the timer go off because he was napping. He woke up to the smell of something burning and a fire in the kitchen. Luckily, the boys father, Gaster had just come home and put it out before anyone was hurt. However, Pap still doesn't trust him to use the oven. Of course Sans will use it without Paps knowledge from time to time, but eh, what pap doesn't know won't hurt him.

"eh, what's the worst that could happen." He shrugged.

"I really hope you didn't just jinx us."

"ha, come on let's go to the store and pick up supplies."

"alright i think that's everything." Sans smiled looking into the hand-basket he was holding. "let go get on line."

When the two were finally being rung up the cashier looked to the items they were buying. "You guys making a cake?" She asked.

"Yeah, dad's helping me make a birthday cake for Uncle Pappy!"

"Aw, well I'm sure you making it for him will really brighten up his day." She said and held up the candles, smiling a bit at the bad pun.

"yeah, his face will really light up." Sans winked.

"Well that's just so sweet of you guys." She rang up the sugar.

"yeah, having this little squirt make it will definitely be the icing on the cake for him."

"Oh come on dad." Frisk said in a slightly annoyed voice. "Stop egging her on." She smiled and held up the eggs.

Sans had never smiled so hard in his life. He picked her up and squeezed her into a tight hug. He felt so proud of her. He would absolutely have to tell Torial about this.

"Oh come on," the cashier said once the two finished their moment. "were on a roll." she said and held up a roll of coins from her drawer.

"GODDAMMIT! Will you stop with the puns you haven't stopped all day!" The other cashier said as she turned around. Once she saw Frisk however, her eyes widened. "S-Sorry."

"it's ok." Sans said and picked up a pack of gum. "i've gotten myself in some sticky situations myself."After Sans paid he picked up a roll of wrapping paper near the registers. "i guess that's a wrap."

"I was just about to say that one" she said as she started to pick up the next customers items. "but you beet me to it." She held up the vegetable.

Sans set the supplies down on the table and Frisk tried to get out some bowls.

"hey kid. those things are up pretty high. why don't you let me-" But now it was too late. The bowls began to tumble down, knocking the flour on the counter down with it. Sans had Grabbed the bowls with his magic, but the flour poured out on top of her. The two stood their for a moment staring at each other in silence. Until the last bowl fell out of the cabinet and on top of Frisks head. The two cracked up laughing. Sans had been thankful that he insisted on plastic bowls when they were buying kitchen supplies. Frisk was now covered head to toe in the white substance. "you're gonna need a bath kiddo."

"Hee hee, yeah, but let's make the cake first." She smiled. While sans agreed he made sure to clean her up a bit before they started. Sans had measured all the ingredients and let Frisk pour them in. He also let her stir. Sans had held the bowl while Frisk pushed the liquid into the cake pan.

"alright im gonna go run your water for a bath." He told her as he put the cake in and she set the timer. Sans went to the bathroom and sat on the edge of the bathtub. As the water started to pour out into the white tub he remembered the bottle of bubble bath stuff that he had gotten for her and poured that in as well. He then went into the living room to join Frisk as they waited for the tub to fill and the cake to cook. "when you come out i'll have everything ready for you to decorate it."

"Ok!"

After her bath Frisk came out of the bathroom and was smiling. Exclaiming how she used the bubbles in the tub to give herself a Santa beard. By the time she was out Sans had the two layers of the cake on top of each other and a layer of icing in the middle. Frisk had covered the cake in white icing then drew a red heart that said "Happy Birthday Uncle Pappy!" in the middle.

"alright kid. i'll go hide this in the fridge. you go get started on your homework."

"Alright." She sighed and left the kitchen. Sans looked down at the cake and smiled. Pap was gonna love this. They were totally gonna have this cake at paps party at the restaurant.

A/N: I MADE SO MANY PUNS AT WORK TODAY AND I HAD TO INCLUDE IT! MY CO-WORKER WAS SO MAD. SHE COULDN'T COME UP WITH NEARLY AS MUCH. I HAVE NO REGRETS.