TIME FOR A EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SPLATOON! IT'S BETWEEN 2 BROTHERS, RANGER VS RUSSELL

BEGIN!

Ranger:

Yeah,

Straight outta Inkopolis homie

Agents of INK need to pay attention

I'm fearless My mom named me Ranger Bizmuth

Your just a Ancient artifact

And you ain't meet a kid like me

I'll Demote yo class

Mommy died for you?

Got abandonment issues

Boo Hoo Russell

Someone hand him a tissue

Oh you get a lot of girls, ya don't say?

You say your with Onlee but you didn't get laid

I'm on the bench chillin in my white tee

A pimped out Inkling, Ya know I'm all bout speed

Just think twice you end up on my street

Kraken up, Take you out like Octavio's Wasabi Beats

I run the turf with a Heavy splatting deco

You buy crazy arrows, uh.. What are those?

Yo you need a fatal lesson mister

I will always beat you

And you still couldn't get the "picture"

Russell:

Let me display how awesome I get

It will make you take a step back

I'm payin attention, behave this instant

Or you'll get your head blown out like Abraham Lincoln

Put your gun down you're the new recruit

Take some lesson, I've been in this business more than you

I'm not that kind of guy that'll bomb ya

But either way in this battle your gonna get Ink-zookad

I tell em how it is like how I'm made of ice

My Tentatek Splattershot, splating it's so nice

If you ever come to attack

I'll have girls right next to me

So you can get "distracted"

Blue and I drinking all that expensive soda

That we bought with your money you spent hanging out with Yoda

Yeah I had feelings for Onlee it's better with Callie

Something you couldn't feel cause you got no-body

Ranger:

That's what you have to say?

That's how you Retaliate?

My boy Spider found you dead in the alley-way

Wearing a dress with your whole smack hangin out

All that puke better watch where your aimin pal

Come on my dude I ain't got the time to play with you

Even Onlee faked her death just to get away from you

Gimme shotty and Nobody's find him anymore

Better call Saul to take his body back to sandy shores.

Russell:

That's what I have to say, I won't repeat

Stomp you in the water with both feet

Never splat at me or I'll start acting crazy

I was about to at your front door actually

Ever witness Russell Bizmuth on a Rampage?

I'd be rippin it and killin it, in both ways

Agents of INK are here to stop ya bro

Just remember who splat ya though.

OH SNAP WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE

THIS IS EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SPLATOON!