Omake 1: A Day In The Life

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KH: SD.

KH: SD.

KH: SD, where are you?!

AW: I was sleeping... ;-;

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VP: SD. What did you even do.

AW: Heck if I remember - when you wake up at an unholy time of the night and have nothing to do, you do weird things like make a Llamas with Hats reference. .-.

AW: Which was super killer, by the way. Thank god Maya's backstory had enough leeway to fit it in. :)

KH: You guys are finally here. Time to talk AFoFD.

AW: Sure! Just let me get a shower first. Brb.

KH: ...

KH: Goddamn it.

KH: My teacher is about to skewer me I G2G.

VP: Oh.

VP: *hugs*

VP: …

VP: I'm doing nothing. I should go write CGoTG.

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AW: Ah, that was a nice shower...Wait, where's everyone? :O

AW: Oops. .-.

AW: Well, I guess they both left. Might as well go eat breakfast.

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KH: 'Sup.

KH: Damnit, I just missed him.

KH: This is what happens when I take my eyes off of this group for a hecking nanosecond.

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AW: Nuuuuuu, don't leave me!

AW: Oh my various gods, did I miss them again?

AW: This is just getting annoying!

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KH: But wait, they aren't dead! Shia surprise!

AW: Oh yes! You're back!

AW: I'll just quickly eat my breakfast, then I'll go work on the next chapter!

AW: See you soon!

KH: We're never going to get anything done like this.

KH: (*sigh*)

KH: Why this. Why me. What did I do to deserve this.

Ten minutes later...

AW: Okay, let's try writing. I'll be going out to teach some juniors in ten, so let's be quick.

KH: You have to teach underclassmen? Are you like a TA or something?

AW: No, I'm my school's paid labour. :P

KH: ...

KH: I have no doubt that's illegal where I'm from.

One hour later...

AW: HOW DO I TAP KEY?

KH: WHO ARE WE KILLING AGAIN?!

AW: I DUNNO, JUST PICK A HOT GUY OR SOMEONE!

KH: (*kills off JJ*)

AW: ...OOPS HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MURDERE-

KH: THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH.

KH: I AM A HECKING GENIUS!

AW: WHY ARE WE CONTINOUSLY TALKING IN CAPS LOCK?!

KH: BECAUSE THESE ARE EXAGGERATED PORTRAYALS AND THUS OVER-THE-TOP.

AW: I THOUGHT IT'S BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN?!

AW: Oh, wow, yes it is broken. Who knew?

KH: Certainly not the person who lives halfway across the world from you.

AW: HolDing Shift-ButTon. Fungus hurts.

AW: *Fingu

AW: *Finga

AW: *F-I-N-G-E-R

KH: I don't think I've ever used the caps lock on my computer.

AW: ...theN whAt waS that up there?

KH: I was holding shift. Like always.

AW: Ow.

AW: *Oui

AW: *Oh.

KH: Oui oui. Hon hon baguette. Eiffel tower. Mon dieu! Champagne. Foie-di-gras. Merde!

KH: I did badly in French One if you can't tell.

AW: はい。

KH: Uh...wow.

AW: Should we get back to writing?

KH: That's my line.

One hour later…

AW: Done, let's upload.

KH: Ye.

Chapter uploaded. Reviews received. We just won the internet.

*SWEET RAVE PARTY!*

In all seriousness, this chapter serves two purposes. One, to give you guys more reason to laugh at our miserable lives, up there, and two, to provide a comprehensive listing of all the Truth Bullets so far, down below. It is there for good reason: you may want to keep this chapter open in a tab for reference during the Trial.

Otherwise, that's about it from me. We'll reply to all reviews in one fell swoop in the first trial chapter next time, so on to the addendums! Cheers! - SD

Truth Bullet Inventory

Monokuma File #1

Victim: Jehovah 'JJ' Jackson. Estimated Time of Death: 0415 hours. Cause of Death: Unknown. According to Hideki, the cause of death was initially unknown because of the sustained wounds being too numerous - although there should be enough evidence to determine what it is now.

Nico's Account

Johan and Sasha had come to get Nico at around 5 in the morning, according to her Electro-ID, when they took her to the body. Also, she had been the third student whose door they had gone to, because they had first tried the doors of Hideki and Ashley, and neither of them answered.

Lucille's Account

Lucille had been crying herself to sleep, and had not gone to the crime scene, because she feared seeing one of her friends as the victim there. She had not known JJ had been the victim until Ashley, Nico and Ava told her, or so she claims.

Letter In JJ's Room

A letter was found in JJ's room, telling him to meet someone, probably the killer, in the kitchen at 4:00 AM to talk. The conveyed message is simple but direct: I know what happened to Todd Dunham. Meet me at the kitchen at 4 a.m. if you wish to know too.

Ava's Account

Ava acknowledges that, before Todd died, he had never closed his door. Someone else must have done so for him, but the room remains unlocked, though the door was closed at first approach.

State of Todd's Room

There's some… Weird stuff in here. It looks relatively untouched since he's been gone, but there's a layer of dust on everything. It appears as if Todd has not been back in his room for some time.

Dust Wipe

For some reason there's something big missing from the room, or at least something that was piled as there's a big swipe across the table in the dust, as if something was recently taken.

Footprints In Todd's Room

There is a pair of bare-footprints in Todd's room, leading in and out. One pair only - and it seems like they could have belonged to Todd, since he's the only one amongst us who walks barefoot.

Knife

There's a bloody knife amongst all the knives in the sink, as if someone was trying to bury it within the mountain of knives.

Dishwasher

The dishes in the dishwasher are all dirty, but Ashley explicitly remembers turning it on the night before. It appears to be a direct result of...

Maya's Account

Maya had admittedly broken the dishwasher sometime last night. She claims that she doesn't know how she broke it. She just...did.

Frying Pan

A frying pan in the dishwasher wasn't dirty...It looks as if it had been recently washed, unlike the rest of the cutlery.

Wet Floor

As Faen slipped on the kitchen floor coming in, he noted that it was wet, and smelt quite fresh, as if someone had recently cleaned it. He usually cleans it, but that's only after breakfast and/or lunch, not after dinner, as usually, the Nighttime Announcement triggers before everyone leaves.

Johan's Account

Johan was out on his morning run around the airship when he encountered Sasha outside the Dining Area. To catch a break, they went to the Luxury Sitting Room, only to find JJ's corpse. They had rushed back to get a third student to help them trigger the Body Discovery Announcement.

Storage Room's Rope

There is no rope missing from the Storage Room, oddly enough. Was there somewhere else that rope could've been obtained?

Red Paint

A normal can of red paint...There's some substance on the side, but it is impossible to tell if it's pink paint, blood, or an unholy mixture of both.

Empty Container

A tranquilizer drug's container was found on the desk in the medical room, and it was empty; a syringe and needle are also missing from the room.

Hideki's Autopsy

Hideki states that a lot of the wounds were inflicted pre-mortem, so much that he couldn't identify the cause of death exactly. He does note that the wound on the back of his head was the freshest. There were, oddly enough, no abrasive scars on his neck due to the rope.

Rope

There is a rope around JJ's neck, with the two ends hanging limply at each side of him as he lies on the ground against the wall. It was apparently not utilized in his murder.

Bloody Wounds

Near the back of JJ's head, there is a wound that looks to be have been caused by blunt force, with the portion of the wall it's leaning against being slightly bloody. There are 3 small stab wounds on his stomach, that pierced deeply.

Blood in the Area

Oddly enough, the blood from the puncture wounds and blunt wounds have very little blood around them for some reason. According to Hideki, there should be more blood if it was inflicted when he was alive.

Tranquilizer

The tranquilizer drugs and syringe were found in the Luxury Sitting Room. Sasha found them stuffed into the couch cushions.

Sasha's Account

According to Sasha, as she didn't sleep at night due to her insomnia, she was awake in the morning. She had run into Johan, and the two proceeded to the Luxury Sitting Room. Her alibi matches up with Johan's, so they should both be telling the truth.

Locket

A small, silver locket, found on JJ's being. He was gripping it tightly. Inside is a picture of a girl and a very-familiar orange-haired boy. Looks like it belongs to…Todd.

Placement of Stands

JJ has a stand with a crossed-out face where he should have been standing, had he made it. Yet, even though he's supposed to be gone, Todd doesn't have a stand with a crossed-out face.

Is this proof that he may still be...?

Rule #10

Headmaster Monokuma - and by proxy - and of his assistants and/or overseers are not allowed to lie. Furthermore, Monokuma must answer all posed questions to the best of his ability.

Please be forewarned: Truth Bullets may be added, taken away, modified, or otherwise subject to change during the trial itself. Also, not all Truth Bullets carry the 'truth'...

Next time, on A Flight Of Future Despair:

Well, what if the reason he's disappeared is because he's in hiding?

The advent of the class trial arrives.

There's no way I'll ever believe that he did it!

The truth remains buried under a mountain of secrets and lies.

I mean, I only saw you once, and that was when you came into the kitchen to do...something?

Just what is the mysterious motive Monokuma has presented?

I have no reason to kill JJ! And you can't prove otherwise!

And who did it affect so badly to commit murder?

Hold your tongue. There's something I must clarify!

Fourteen shall begin this debate…

There's only one way to find out the truth - and I'm not much a fan of it.

...it is unknown how many shall walk out…

You may have proven her innocence, but in return, you just dug your own grave.

...so who can you trust?

There's only one person who could have hit JJ like that, and I think you all know who that is.

...The first trial shall commence shortly.

Now, Atari, you'd better teach us how to do that, or-

May I warn you, there will be repercussions associating me with that... sellout of a company.