Hello everyone CriticalHippo, and the meme of the day is. Uh. Wait. This IS the right time right? Cause of my time machine. Ya know. Hello? What year is it? The year is 20XX. Said God I suppose. Oh thanks God, oh. I just realized something. That was most likely me, and I just got played. Wait, am I the player or the played. Maybe both. Now this is why they call me Big Poppa! Put you handz in the aya if youz a true playa. OH MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS! Well I'm sorry. Oh yeah one last thing. WHAT?! Well, I know what killed Tupac. Oh really? Yeah, so there was once this piece of precipitation. Every type had it's name in front of it. Unfortunately for Tupac, this was a day where it was hailing. Um ok? Anyway, It was hailing, and one hail went into a bullet, it was a magic freeze bullet. Wow, how realistic. It's the reason he died. When he was shot, he froze because of the hail, which allowed them to shoot him more. And the name of this precipitation was Hail Mary. OOOOOOHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOD! PLEASE STOP! Wait one second, you are acting like someone in my family. I KNOW! MY DAD! DAD IS THAT YOU! I love it when you call me Big Poppa! That's it! I'm done.

Third-freakin'-person P.o.V. AGAIN!

Shadow ran after Vio after he saw Blue run after Red. He materialized through the poly-proton materializer (whatever that means) and saw Vio sitting there looking angry.

"Shadow! Why did you interrupt me! Now they know we haven't… you know yet, and I feel so weird knowing that everyone knows we haven't done it yet!" He yelled trying with all his will to maintain his calm.

"So, are you saying that after all this time, you finally want to have sex? You don't even know. How long I have wanted to fuck your cute, innocent, ass. I can see you want to as well don't you?" He asked seductively.

"N-n-no that's not w-what I meant at alllll." Answered Vio suddenly incredibly shy.

"Oh? Well maybe this will help persuade you." He said removing his shirt. He leaped at Vio and started to kiss him, once again exploring every part making Vio moan and making his dick slightly more erect.

"Oh so you do like it? Now you can't hide anything from me." He said triumphantly.

"I do b-but I'm just not sure if I want to." He said embarrassed at his, what he thought, stupid comment.

"How about now?" He asked ripping Vio's shirt off.

"I told you, I do but –aah! I don't know i-if I want it r-right –ah! Shadow stop! R-right now, Please st-stop b-biting me." He said as Shadow nibbled at his ear. However, not only was this making his speech different, it was also turning him on. Which he expressed through his ever-erecting shaft.

"Are you sure you want me to stop? I think you're liking it." He told him, smirking.

"I-I don't know, p-p-please just stoooop!" He yelled. But Shadow was so insistent on making him scream, he stopped. And then he went to suck on his nipples.

"Oh. Oh! Oh my god Shadow, please, just t-t-take me right now! I c-can't handle this anymore! I d-don't care what you do! F-f-fuck me r-right now if you want to! B-but please! P-please, just t-take me right n-n-now for the love of the Goddess!" He yelled at Shadow, his emotions pouring out of his mouth, his eyes begging. His shaft was already completely and fully erect.

"ANYTHING!?" He asked crazily.

"Yes! P-please just do anything!" He exclaimed. Shadow got an enormous maniacal smile on his face.

"You will most definitely regret that." Said Shadow still smiling insanely. Vio instantly regretted his actions.

"Oh what have I gotten myself into?" He asked himself scared. Shadow swiftly pulled down Vio's pants and underwear in one swipe. He did the same to his own. He immediately noticed Vio's boner and practically instantly got one. From the begging position Vio was in. Shadow of course responded,

"Oh, you are really happy to see me aren't you?!" He exclaimed excited

"You as well in case you haven't noticed." Muttered Vio. Unfortunately, Shadow heard this.

"What was that?" He asked, making Vio much shyer.

"It wa-was, well never mind." He said embarrassed.

"I won't keep going until you tell me." He said with a life's tough expression. However, Vio's thoughts were more, I'm going to knock that smirk right off his face with the things I will do to him! And then, stop thinking that!

"I um. I said you as well." He said in a gradually descending voice.

"OOH! Sassy!" He told him with a you tell 'em expression. Vio blushed over his first blush, which formed a dark pink collage.

"But, you have distracted me for too long, it's time now!" He told Vio as he starting thumbing the tip of his shaft. Slowly making it fully erect the more he did it.

"MMM! Shadow, Aah! That feels uh! Oh my god! That feels so goooood! Ah!" He yelled.

"I see you're about to cum, we can't have that happen before I fuck you now can we?" He asked, seeming disappointed at Vio.

"Ok, so now you can either suck on my huge, hard cock, or I fuck you with it." He asked him.

"I w-want to suck yours." He said embarrassed.

"Oh Vio, always thinking about others before yourself." He said happily. Vio started to inch his face closer to Shadow's cock, and started to suck slowly on the tip.

"Oh god Vio. That feels greeeat!" He said moaning. Vio stared Shadow right in the eyes as he sucked, because he knew it was a huge turn on for him, just watching those eyes staring at him as he was feeling the pleasure of a blowjob, it just did something so strange to him.

"Ok, Vio, I'm going to um cum if you keep doing thaaaaat so please stop!" He said, while Vio kept sucking which just made Shadow closer to cumming.

"Stop!" He yelled at Vio who stopped sucking. "Ok, I am going to stick this super-hard cock up your tiny ass, and I will not go fast unless you moan and groan so much that it will make me want to go faster got that?" He asked.

Vio nodded his head in agreement and got IN FORMATION! As Shadow went behind him and stuck his dick inside Vio. He went slow, but it was still enough for Vio, being a virgin, to feel the pleasure.

"Oh god, Shadow. Aah! It hurts, but it feels so gooood!" He moaned, his eyes slightly crying.

"Oh my, Shadow! Please go faster! I want to feel it more inside me!" He moaned faster and more frequently. Shadow, eventually went faster and harder inside him.

"Shadow! AH! It feels so GOOOOD! Oh MY GODDESS SHADOW! GO FASTER PLEASE!" He yelled his eyes begging for Shadow to go faster. Shadow eventually complied and went faster.

"SHADOW! OH MY GOD THIS FEEEELS SOO GOOOOD! I'M GONNA CUM SOON!" He yelled, and after a minute came, and Shadow came in his ass. (AIDS confurm?)

"Oh my Goddess Shadow, we need to do this again. I love you so much!" He told him, still feeling the pain and pleasure of Shadow's shaft inside him.

"Yeah, I think we should do this more frequently." He answered and pecked him on the lips, right after which Vio fell over on his back.

Well, that's all for this one. This one has kind of a plot, Vio's internal conflict whether he wants to have sex right there with Shadow or not. I think it's pretty good honestly. So yeah, Fishyfoo!