Me: Hola my fellow fanfictioners. This is my fourth and final chapter of this story. Although I don't think this is the best chapter. :/

Kishu: Finally. Thinking about this story creeps me out.

Me:but you both like it. :3

Kishu: .....

Pai: .....

Me: I must thank my one fan I have. She knows who she is. Thank you!! XD

DISCLAIMER: Do I need to repeat this? Tokyo Mew Mew...blah blah blah.....not mine....blah blah blah....wish it was....blah blah blah.

"Why are you....?" Taruto asked as he lifted an eyebrow. Kishu and Pai both looked at one another and immediately moved away to the opposite ends of the bed.

"Well....Kishu, wanna take on this one?"

"Nope. All yours, honey"

"Why did Kishu just call you honey?" Taruto questioned, sitting on the floor. The elder aliens both turned slightly red and looked down.

"Taruto.... you know when a man and a woman love each other very much...."

"Don't tell me...Kishu is a hermaphrodite?" A sharp intense pain had enveloped Taruto's head.

"Don't be a dumb ass" Kishu replied coldly, as he put his foot back on the ground.

Pai restrained from laughing. "No. My point is Taruto, not all couples are man-woman. Sometimes its a woman-woman pairing or.....a man-man pairing." Pai sighed.

Taruto stayed silent for a long time before speaking. "So Pai is your....."

"Boyfriend. That's right." Kishu said with a smile, grabbing Pai's hand. Pai didn't know how to reply but stay silent and grab onto Kishu's hand. Taruto then got up without saying a word. He couldn't comprehend what he was told. He needed some air.

Later on that day....

Taruto had told Purin everything (he couldn't keep his mouth shut and he needed help).

"Purin, I don't get it. Why would Kishu like Pai....in that way...when Ichigo has been chasing after him for a long time?"

"I have no idea. I guess Kishu preferred Pai than Ichigo."

"Well, duh. So, what do I do? It's going to be incredibly awkward talking to them now. Who knows what things they have done...." He cringed at the thought.

"Well, pretend you don't know. Were they your friends before you knew about who they liked?"

"Yea..."

"Then why does it matter now? They are still your friends but to each other, they're more than friends."

"... you're right. But that was totally out of character." Taruto said teasingly.

"Dr. Phil is what my siblings like to watch now. I'm hooked. I'm starting to sound like him too."

"Then can you help me with something else?"

"Yea sure" Purin was interested.

"If a guy likes a girl but doesn't know how to tell them, what does he do?" Purin started blushing, thinking that he meant her, but she knew not to get her hopes up.

"Well...you should tell them bluntly then walk away to let them think it over" Taruto face was flushed as she finished and Purin's face flushed too.

"I like you, Purin" Then, Taruto bolted home, completely forgetting he could just teleport home. Purin nearly fell over as she thought everything over.

When the moron got home...( yes, Taruto)

Taruto walked into the house, slammed the door, and walked into Pai's room, where Kishu was playing a computer game with him.

"Pacman will eat you all!!!" Kishu yelled victoriously

"Guys, I really don't care if you're....you're....like that. Just don't do PDA's when I'm around, okay?"

The aliens turned around and nodded. "We're glad you understand." Pai stated with a full smile. Kishu looked puzzled.

"I'm glad that's over with but Taruto, your face is as red as a fire truck. What the hell were you doing?"

"I...I was running, okay? Kami!" Taruto sputtered, heaving. Kishu winked at Pai and they both knew what happened.

"So, none of this has to do with Purin?" They both asked slyly.

"No way! Why would I ever like her?!?!?" Taruto continued, furious they knew.

"We never said anything about liking her." Kishu said with a smile and Pai laughed.

Taruto hit himself for being so stupid and ran to his room.

"Remember when we were still confused about how we felt?" Pai nudged his friend with his elbow.

"Yea and the untold feelings that we had" Kishu said as he nuzzled his best friend and lover.

FIN

I'm creating a sequel involving Taruto and Purin's budding romance. Kishu and Pai will be in it too. And if some of you don't know, a hermaphrodite is someone with both female and male reproductive systems. Some people call them a he/she. A clear insult to Kishu. XD HAPPY NEW YEAR!