BPOV: No Joke

The ride to the cabin, was total and complete heaven. Edward and I still held hands the whole way, stealing quick glances at each other and kisses. He was truly every thing I hoped for. We were about ten minutes away from the cabin, when real life came flying into my mind. I pulled away from Edward fast, making him look and see if I had something wrong with me. Which their wasn't so when he was done her looked at me like I was crazy.

"Bella, whats wrong?" He asked me trying not to take his eyes off the road.

"You do realize that, we cannot. I repeat cannot, tell Alice." He looked at me once and then the meaning of my words hit him. Probably harder than they hit me.

"Your right. Well almost right...I don't want to tell Emmett, that's all I need on this trip." Sweet butterscotch, the first person I truly fall in love with and I can't tell my best friends. Not even because Edward and Alice are brother and sister, but because it's Alice. Like I said before.

"She'll kill us. Make us do things we don't want to do, or talk about. She's good at doing that. Just try to avoid her when she wants to play 'I Never'. Now every time I hear her bring it up in a sentence I pretend to fall asleep." He nervous laughed at me, and when I looked at him. Trying to tell him not to laugh, because it wasn't funny. He looked taken back, but then steadied himself once more.

"Sorry I thought you were joking. I can picture you at some party, someones you don't even know and falling asleep right on the couch." He was really laughing now and I slapped him on the shoulder, he said 'Ouch' loudly and mumbled 'Sorry' after looking at my face.

"We can't tell her...yet. Can we just tell her when we get home from this stupid camping trip?" He nodded at my statement and pecked me on the cheek. When we both turned back to the road we saw the cabin up ahead. It was beautiful.

I though we were going to be spending it in a little tiny cabin, with one room, one bathroom and we would all have to share. But I forgot we were going with Alice, she never did things tiny. Always big and bold. (Pictures of cabin on profile!) I looked over at Edward to see if he knew anything about this. He looked just as shocked as me.

"I didn't think you would be as shocked as me. I thought she told you at least what the cabin looked like." He mouthed the word 'Nope'. Edward pulled up along side Emmett's Jeep and squeezed my hand once more before letting go. We both got out and went to the trunk of the Volvo were every body was gathered.

"Alice you did a very nice job of picking out the house. How did you manage on such sort notice?" Edward kindly asked her and she started bouncing all around us. Causing every one to roll their eyes at her.

"Well brother dear, the truth is...that it was the only house they had left and so I had to take it. There's only one situation though." We all looked at her. I wasn't as surprised though, there always is one situation at the end result.

"What is it, Alice?" Rose asked, caution is her voice.

"Oh it's not bad. It's just that...EdwardandBellahavetosharearoom." Her last words came out in a blur, but I understood them. I was going to have to share a room with Edward, and a bed. I wonder if it's to late to change my mind about the camping trip. 'Cause actually starting to like it very much.

"Why?" I asked Alice trying not to sound as thrilled as I actually was. Alice looked at me like I had two heads and that I was going to ripe hers off any second now.

"Your not mad? Because last time I checked, you were yelling at me that you didn't want to ride in the same car as Edward. Now your okay with the idea of sharing the same bed as him. Did you hit your head on the drive up here?" She started feeling my head, probably to see if I had any bumps or blood showing. I stole a glance from Edward fast, and he was watching the whole scene with a smile on his face. You could tell he was trying not to laugh. I stuck my tongue out at him and he put his hand to his heart, and mouthed 'Be still my heart'. What a jerk.

"Alice I'm fine now can you let go. I would like to look around before it gets dark." She pulled back and raised an eyebrow at me and nodded, screaming at the boys to get the bags. While we look at the house and find our rooms. When we opened the door, Alice grimaced and Rose laughed. I rolled my eyes at her.

"Alice it's a cabin, what do you expect. A spa? Gold toilets?" She gave me a joking push, which ended up with me falling face first into the ground. But before I hit I felt two strong hands wrap around my waist and pull me back up. I turned to see Edward smiling at me, while trying to hold back his laughs also.

"Can you at least try not to fall for two weeks. Then you can fall all you want when we get home, were we know where the hospital is." He let go of my waist, but not before squeezing it one last time and grabbing the bags that he dropped to save me. He was so sweet. We all split up and found out rooms. Alice and Jasper picked out the biggest room, mostly because Alice ran for it and we let her. Rose and Emmett got the room next to them, the second biggest. But I still didn't pick a fight, because the room Edward and I got was awesome. It had a up side down triangle window in the corner by the side of the bed, that I was sleeping on with Edward. It had the best view, all the trees and the lake the was only about three five minutes away from the house. It was truly breath taking. When we all unpacked and changed into relaxing clothes it was getting dark so we decided we would play some pool and watch movies that Alice brought. Until Alice decided that the girls need some quality time together while the boys go on and play.

Alice, Rose and I were all in Alice's room talking about what we were doing this summer. The funny thing was...that Alice already has so many things planned that I just stopped listening and started listening to my i-pod and thinking about Edward. I was only like that for about ten minutes when something hit me in the head. I turned really fast behind to see Alice with a pillow in her hands and Rose, actually snorting she was laughing so hard.

"Rose, I'm glad that you get a kick out of my heart attack. Alice you scarred the crap out of me." I turned to her with anger in my eyes but all she did was hand me pieces of string.

"Alice, why did you just give me string?" Her and Rose started laughing even harder until Alice managed to get the words out of her mouth.

"It's...a...bikini...you...moron." She stopped laughing after tears came out of her eyes and so did Rose. Why were they giving me this piece of string to wear.

"Why are you giving me this, I'm not wearing it. It's nine o'clock and I'm not going to the lake now. Your outta your mind." Alice just shook her head and whispered in my ear.

"The three of us are going to go up in the jacuzzi and relax. We don't want the boys to find out so were going to sneak up." She has finally went of the crazy end.

"Alice you do know that their in the basement and were on the second floor. The jacuzzi is on the first floor. They will never notice us, so why are you whispering?" She slapped my arm and got off the bed.

"I know. But this makes it so much more fun. Sneaking around and such. I feel like I'm back in high school." She giggle and shooed Rose and I out of the room to get changed. She told us once we were changed to meet back in her room. So I went off to put the strings on.

EPOV

"Okay. Now that the girls are gone are you gonna tell us what happened between you and Bella, on the ride up here." Jasper handed Emmett and I a beer and we made our way down stairs to play pool. After we all unpacked, I was hoping to spend some time with Bella as 'friends' so nobody would get suspicious. But Alice demanded that the girls hang out together upstairs, why the guys play pool, drink beer and watch t.v. I just wanted the time to go by fast, so I could have Bella in my arms once again.

"Nothing happened, she pretty much ignored me. We listened to music. That's all." I shrugged at him as he started to ask more questions. Emmett punched him.

"Leave him alone. Can't you see the guys in, L.O.V.E." He smirked at me and I flipped him the bird.

"Your a prick. You do know that right." He nodded and went to turn the t.v. on.

"What were not playing pool?" I asked them both as I followed them to the couch were Emmett had turned on a baseball game.

"Nah, it's no fun without the girls." Emmett didn't want to play because it was no fun without the girls. Jazz must have noticed my shocked face because he laughed and clapped me on the back.

"Emmett only likes to play pool with Rosalie because when she goes to shoot..." He didn't need to say anymore. I knew Emmett liked watching Rose bend over, but I didn't know he gave up pool for his own pleasure.

"Then why don't we go get them?" They both looked at me like I was a blood sucking vampire, here to suck their blood.

"Edward you are most definitely new to this whole girl thing apparently. You never interrupt them. Never." Wow. That seemed kinda cruel. Only because Bella wasn't like any other girl I knew. She was probably hating being in the same room with Rose and Alice.

"But Bella isn't like other girls." I told them, their faces still didn't changed.

"You don't think we know that. Oh, believe me we know that. If you were home around Christmas when we actually heard Bella scream because she was with Rose and Alice alone you would have known. But, not matter how much you want to go see her. You never enter a room where Alice told you not to go in." Jasper's face calmed a little but you could tell her was still tensed.

"But Alice didn't tell us not to go in her room." I stated.

"No, but she said girls go with her and guys stay down here and play pool, or do whatever guys do. That's the same as saying don't come into my room with Alice. She'll rip our heads off." Emmett said shaking, he was probably nervous that Alice would come down and tell him she heard everything. He wouldn't live to see tomorrow morning.

"So we just sit here and watch t.v.?" They both nodded. Looking back to the t.v.

"How long do we have to stay down here?" I was weirded out when they both replied together at the same time.

"For however long it takes Alice to finish what she needs to finish." With that said I sat back and watched t.v. Not saying a word only thinking about Bella.

BPOV

"Alice, were you distracted when you bought my swimsuit." Walking into her room without knocking, I asked her. Her and Rose looked up with smiles on their faces.

"No, why?" She seemed a little confused so I thought I would come out and just tell her.

"Well because this swimsuit is so not my size." I put on the 'strings' Alice told me to put on. It was was white bikini that barely covered anything. I saw that Rose had on a red bikini, that fight her gorgeous body perfectly. Alice had on a pretty blue bikini, she could pull that off. But not me, I never wear bikinis. Never. (All the swimsuits are on my profile!)

"Yes it is and you look HOT! Bella you should walk around in underwear and swimsuits all day." Rosalie admitted, leave it up to her.

"Ha. Ha. Very funny. Can't I wear a one piece?" They both looked disgusted.

"Why would you want to wear that when you look great in that. Your not changing you look fine. Let's go." I just nodded and we made our way up stairs. When we opened the doors outside it was freezing, we all ran for the jacuzzi. Getting in the water was perfect. We all sighed with relief, I had to hold back my giggles because of the looks on our faces. They went from tense to calm in seconds.

"This is perfect." Alice and Rose said together, making it weird. They looked at each other and laughed.

"So what do you have planned for tomorrow?" She smiled at me. Alice loved when ever she could talk about what she had planned, she would talk for hours.

"Well since you asked..." I rolled my eyes at her. It's not like she wasn't going to tell us sooner or later.

"We are going to hang out at the lake all day, come back cook stuff on the grill and have s'mores. Then tomorrow, Emmett and Jasper asked if we could go on a hike. I said no of course, but then I decided what the hell. So hike and then were going to have a camp out on the trail and then make our way home in the morning. I'll stop now, I don't want to tell you anything else. Or it won't be any fun telling you later." She was bouncing all over the jacuzzi. She never stayed still for longer than five minutes.

"That's sounds nice." Rose told Alice smiling nicely.

"Ya. Even though I hate hikes. But I'll put a smile on just for you, Alice." I put a fake smile on and she bought it. We talked about everything that happened this year. How many guys numbers Alice picked up, every time we went to a bar or a club. Of course she had Jasper so she just did it for fun. It wasn't that fun if you asked me. They talked for ever about clothes and shopping and shoes. I felt like my head was about to explode. But I kept my cool and listened, hoping they would change the subject. Which they did...but it was about Edward and me. Oh crap. They both turned to me, slowly.

"So, Bella when are you going to tell Edward?" She also loved to tortue me. Always. I just shrugged and she got angry. She kept going on and on about this and that. I was about to have a break down. I held up my hand and she looked defeated, now was my chance to run. I told her she was crazy and that Rose was to. They both started splashing me with water so I got out fast, almost breaking my neck. Looking for my towel which I forgot to bring. Even better. I ran into the house, no towel, drenched with water from head to toe. When I closed the door to the outside I heard a whistle. No! I turned and their was Emmett, Jasper and Edward all coming from downstairs smiling at me. Practically naked me.

"SHUT IT! It's your evil girlfriends fault." I pointed to both Emmett and Jasper they looked petrified. So I speed walked past them upstairs and into my room. I closed the door and changed into sweats and a baggy t-shirt, faster than I ever have in my entire life. When I heard a faint knock on the door, I jumped.

"Come in." I said loud enough for the person on the other side to hear. Edward came into the room closing the door behind him, and turning to me with a smirk on his face.

"Oh shut up." I glared at him.

"I didn't say anything." He took a step back form me, still tweakin smirking.

"You better not. I'm going to bed." I went to my side of the bed and turned down the covers. He went to his side and did the same. I got in bed and him following my lead.

"Bella..." I looked over at him lying beside me. He looked adorable.

"What?" I asked him kindly, pulling the covers up over my body.

"I really do love you." Where did that come from.

"And I really love you, no joke." I smiled at him, making him smile back. He put his arms around my waist and pulled me into him. He kissed my lips ever so softly and started humming a tune, that made my eyes.

"Good night, Bella sweet dreams. I love you. Always remember that, no joke." I felt his chest move with his quiet laugh. I mumbled night and I let sleep take me over, while listening to Edward hum.