"Ruby?"
"Yesh?"
"Thish ish God…."
"OMG! The God?"
"Yesh."
"Wow, you talk jusht like me!"
"That'sh sho you can undershtand me. I've come to ashk for your help."
"Shure, God! Anything!"
"I shee that you're trying to be a good demon and that'sh aweshome. I could ushe shomeone like you in heaven. Would you conshider a change of shcenery?"
"Really? Me in heaven? Are you shure?"
"Absholutely! You shee, you're acting ability is sho shuperior to anyone elshe on the shhow that I think you are being washted here on earth. You can act circlesh around Dean, Sham, Cashtiel and Bobby. You could come up and perform on the shtage for all of ush here. What do you think?"
"Well, now that you mention it, I am feeling a little shtunted on thish shtupid sshow. I've alwaysh thought I wash meant for bigger and better rolesh. Oh, what the hell! Shure I will!"
"Wonderful! That'sh wonderful! All you have to do is shtep into that pentagram right there next to you…do you shee it?"
"Yesh but…"
"What'sh the matter, Ruby? Don't you trusht God?"
"Er….yesh….uh…I gueshsh sho….."
"Then, jusht shtep into the pentagram and you're on your way to heaven to shtar in some of our biggesht shtage productionsh."
"Uh…I don't really undershtand but who am I to queshtion God?" Ruby steps into the pentagram and chanting comes from the voice above. She starts to cough and gag, hacking up black smoke by the cloudful which twirls and swirls around until it disappears in a fiery pop.
"YES!" High-fiving Castiel, Dean hands him back his angelic megaphone, saying, "I knew she'd fall for it. Not too bright, was she?"
"Hello?" A voice calls from below. Dean and Castiel see the girl still sitting in the pentagram, looking dazed and confused, "Doesh anybody know what'sh going on?"
Castiel covers the megaphone and whispers to Dean, "Gossip Girls.."
Dean snickers, takes the megaphone and clears his throat, "Genevieve?"
"Yesh?"
"Thish ish God..."